Alicia: OMEC I OWN TWILIGHT. WE BE PIMPIN NOW GUYS -screams at the Cullens plus everyone else mentioned in the books-
Rosalie: Well you don't own me
Alicia: Yes I do
Rosalie: no
Alicia: yes
Rosalie: no
Alicia:YES now STFU bitch!!
Stephenie Meyer: What- what the hell!? THESE ARE MY CHARACTERS -beats alicia down with a chair-
Alicia: FINE I don't own Twilight! Gosh... you don't have to be so violent...
Jacob, Emmett and Edward stood in front of me. Jacob and Emmett were laughing madly. Edward looked like he really didn't want to be there.
"Damn Seth, I had no idea that you could kiss like that! I mean, it looked like you were gonna get some, on the first date!" Jacob said gasping for breath. Edward looked at him, disgusted.
"You know, I was worried about the safety of that poor human" Emmett stated putting his hands on his hips
"Emmett, please don't put your hands on your hips" Alice said putting her head in her hands
"Why not?"
"Because it's gay"
"Anyways I was worried about the human because you had your tongue so far down her throat I thought that she was gonna choke!"
That was it. I had, had enough. My hands shook and I was a growling wolf before I knew it.
"Emmett, Jacob say you're sorry" Renesmee said, holding onto my tail to keep me from jumping onto the two of them
"Do you want to be ripped to shreds?" Nessie asked. straining now as I pulled against her.
"Sorry Seth" They said together.
"Go Seth, your on patrol tonight" Jacob said taking Nessie's hand.
I huffed, I didn't want to do patrol, but I didn't want to stay in the house either. So, I ran outside and let my four legs take me around the familiar path, enjoying every minute of it. I had a lot to think about.
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Skyler and I had officially been dating for a week now and, the Cullens plus Jacob and Leah thought that it was time to tell her the truth. So, I was inviting her over to the Cullen's house tonight to meet the "family", and so I could tell her what was really going on.
At the moment I was pacing the length of the mansion. Wringing my hands and looking out the enormous window. Nessie, Alice, and Rosalie were looking at magazines, and everyone else was watching me walk back and forth, back and forth.
Leah was out on patrol. She'd be out there until 11:00 at least. It was now 8:00. I had told Skyler to eat before she came, I mean it would be pretty awkward with only three people in a whole family that could actually eat.
"Will you please calm down Seth? You're making me nervous too you know" Jasper said who looked very uncomfortable sitting on the couch where he was playing chess with Bella.I nodded a d sat down on the arm of the chair that Emmett was sitting on.
Edward's head perked up then.
"She's here"
I smiled. Even when I thought about her I got butterflies in my stomach. I heard her tires crunch down the driveway, and I went outside to greet her. Before she could get out of the car, I was by her door, offering her a hand to get out.
"Why aren't you the gentleman?" She said raising her eyebrows.
"Who said chivalry was dead?" I replied laughing. She laughed with me, that is until she saw the Cullens.
Her eyes widened and she looked upset, but she hid it well.
"What's wrong?" I whispered, even thought I knew they could all hear me perfectly well.
"They're all so beautiful, I can never get over it" She sighed.
"Not as beautiful as you" I said kissing her head.
I took her hand and lead her onto the porch were I properly introduced her to Carlisle and Esme.
After everyone was introduced we all went inside.
Everyone sat down on the couch and chatted for a while. I held Skyler's hand in mine the whole time. I felt Jasper send wave after wave of calmness at Sky but she still seemed nervous.
Finally I decided that it was time to get down to business.
"Skyler, there's something that I have to tell you" I said taking both of her small hands in my large ones.
"What is it Seth?"
I sighed, this was going to be hard.
Would she even believe me?
"You see, I'm not what you think I am"
She cocked her head
"I don't understand"
"Skyler, I'm a were-"
All of a sudden, Edward gasped and turned expectantly towards the door.
Then Leah burst through.
She had sticks and leaves in her hair. She was only wearing a bright pink sports bra and short shorts.
My sister was clutching her arm and limping.
Carlisle was at her side in a flash and helping her to sit down.
"What happened to you?" Carlisle asked his tone colored with worry.
Leah sucked in a breath.
"Vamps. I didn't recognize the scent, at first I thought it might have been that coven from Denali, so I went to check it out, and trust me it was definitely not them"
Carlisle looked at her questioningly
"They threw me into a tree"
Skyler looked at me.
"A tree!? And Vamps? As in vampires?"
"Yes"
"What are you Seth, and what are they?" She said gesturing to the Cullens
I sighed
"We're werewolves" I said pointing to Jacob Leah and myself
"And they, are vampires" She stared at me, eyes wide and her mouth hanging open
"I promise none of us will hurt you, I'll explain everything later, but now we need to get you safe"
"Okay, as fantastic as it is to get a recap on what species I am I really think we have a problem" Leah stated
"What did he look like?" Carlisle asked
"They" was all Leah said and looked at Edward
Edward snarled, and Skyler cowered into my chest.
"Gerard!" Edward roared
