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Ai: Where is he?

Author: Who?

Ai: Gaara

Author: Probably at Larn's house hiding from u (whoops)

Ai: What??

Sasori's Investigation

Tobi: "She is pretty, what's her name Itachi?"

Ai: "My name is Ai and yours?"

Tobi: "Mine is tobi, Tobi thinks you are like a pretty flower."

Ai: "Thanks and you're so adorable"

Itachi: "I like pretty flower a lot."

Ai: …

Itachi: "how come when I compliment you, you complain??"

Ai: "simply because I know you, now take your hand off of me before I shove it down your throat."

Hidan: "Ooh! Itachi your girl is so beautiful and feisty, I might just steal her from you."

Itachi: "I swear if you come anywhere near her, I will kill you."

Hidan: "Gosh, I was just joking, get over it… my name is Hidan and it's a pleasure to meet you, may I know your name?"

Ai: pssht Itachi this guy creeps me out "my name is Ai its nice to meet you too.

Hidan: hey Deidra come meet Itachi's new girl."

Ai: "Hey Tobi, what are you drawing?"

Tobi: "a picture"

Ai: "Of who?"

Tobi: "Pretty flower"

Ai: "And who is this pretty flower?"

Tobi: "You!" blushes

Deidra: "Tobi what are you doing?"

Tobi: "Drawing a picture"

Deidra: "You not a damn baby give it to me."

Tobi: "No!!"

Deidra: "Give it to me now!!"

Ai: "I swear if you touch him, I will throw you out that damn window."

Itachi: "I would listen to her if I were you."

Kakashi: "Yeah she has a bad temper."

Itachi: "Knowing her she might do something worst."

Deidra: "I don't care, now gimme that."

Tobi: "No give it back!!"

Ai: "You better give that back now." crack

Deidra: "No"

Ai grabs Deidra's arm and with most of her strength, she throws him against the wall, he not only went through one wall but five and then he fell unconscious.

Hidan: "Holy crap did you just see that?"

Ai: "Here you go Tobi."

Tobi: Yay! Thank you pretty flower

Kisame: (walks over to Deidra) " I told you so."

Sasori: "What the hell happened in here?"

Kisame: "Well, Deidra being himself harasses Tobi and Itachi's girl threw him through the wall."

Ai: "I have a name you know, you better use it or you'll end up like fag boy over there." (Author: I have nothing against gays sorry if it offends you, it just sounds funny)

Sasori: "What's your name?"

Ai: "The name's Ai, what's yours?"

Sasori: "Sasori, Great job at dealing with Deidra, He get's very annoying doesn't he?"

Ai: "Yep" worst than my brother

Sasori: "well does anybody know where Zetsu is?"

Itachi: "I think he is outside."

Kisame: "Tending to his stupid garden."

Ai: "I wanna go outside."

Tobi: "Me too"

Ai: "Come on let's go!!"

Back at Kohana village, Naruto and Kakashi met up with Sasuke and Sakura. Then they went off on some low rank mission.

Sakura: "Naruto, pay attention! The target is going to run past you."

But Naruto wasnt paying attention and the target ran past him. Then sasuke caught the cat.

Sasuke: "You clumsy idiot."

Sakura: "Naruto!! I told you to pay attention. It ran right past you."

Naruto: "Oh … sorry."

Kakashi: "Naruto …. I know you're worried but sulking about it won't get your mission done."

Maruto: "I know, but she is out there somewhere and needs help while I'm here doing some lame mission."

Kakashi: "Naruto !! I know but Lady Tsunade hasn't found anything yet, so we will have to wait."

Naruto: I bet you she is not even trying

Kakashi: "What was that?"

Naruto: "Nothing Kakashi sensei"

SUNA

Back in Suna, Gaara was working. Then he saw a report, that Sasori of the Red sand was spotted in the village. Seeing the report Gaara ran out of his office to the location where Sasori was suspected to come to in the village.

Sasori: "Hey Gaara"

Gaara: "What do you want?"

Sasori: "I don't want anything, I just want to ask you a question?"

Gaara: ….

Sasori: "What's up with the girl Kohona is looking for?"

Gaara: "I can't give out that information."

Sasori: "Oh well"

Gaara: "Do you know where the girl is?"

Sasori: "Maybe"

Gaara: "If you know tell me."

Sasori: "Sorry I can't give out that information. See ya"

Gaara: "Damn him I can only suspect that she is with the Akatsuki, I'm not sure that I'm right."

As Gaara was deep in thought, Sasori sneaked into Gaara's office.

Sasori: "Gaara isn't a good liar. I wonder what I'll find in here?"

………

"Now what do we have here? I see the Kohona girl, her brother the 9 tailed fox kid also the holder of Orochimaru's 10 tailed wolf. Wow, Itachi must really love her, I can't wait to see his face when I speak to him about this."

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