Yay! I've been cured from writers block! But not completely... If I was, I'd be typing up chapter 134 or somthing.... Well, anyways! On with the disclaimer and the thankses... Yes, that word has officialy become part of my dictionary... (quickly adds it) By the way, this chapter will have yaoi... -smiles- It's great being gay.

Disclaimer: -watches as Naruto tries to get free from his chains with duct tape on his mouth and then rips it off-

Me: Hi people! I think I'll have Kiba do today's disclaimer! Kiba-inu! Come here boy!

Kiba: (wearing a dog costume) Why do I have to wear this?

Naruto: Let me go!

Me: (ignoring Naruto) Because I'm the author... Now to the disclaimer!

Kiba: (sigh) Master of the Pen Dance does not own 'Naruto' he just has him as a prisoner. Can I go now?

Me: You forgot something.

Kiba: What?
Me: You know what.

Kiba: If he did own 'Naruto' then we would all be Hippies.

Me: And?

Kiba: POWER TO THE HIPPIES!

Me: That's a good Kiba. (gives bone to Kiba and attaches him to a chain hooked to the wall) Now I have two prisoners! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Thankses: Let's see... Who to thank this time.... Well, as always, I'm gonna have to thank MoonliteWriter for giving me the idea for this story. (appoints MoonliteWriter as top inspirationer) I would worship you if it didn't sound creepy... Oh, and thanks for all your comments. They realy inspire me.

Kiba: Can we go on with the story and get me off this chain?

Naruto: Don't count on him releasing us any time soon.

Me: Well, what are you waiting for? Start the chapter.

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Chapter Five: Camping Together Leads to the Next Chapter

The group trecked their way through the forest and came upon a raging waterfall with a fallen tree across the river. Kiba approached it and set Akamaru across the felled tree. After a few moments, Akamaru made it safely onto the other side. "Looks like it is safe to cross," Kiba stated with a grin. "Let's continue on guys!" Naruto and Chouji were less eager to cross the river than Kiba or Rock Lee. "Hey, what's taking you two so long?"

"Do you two remember crossing a waterfall?" asked Naruto looking at the log like it fell from the sky. "I think we should go back. I know we didn't cross a log to get to the Fire Temple." Naruto looked at the tree and frowned.

"I agree with Naruto," Chouji stated. "It would be safer to take the route we took to get to the Fire Temple rather than take a different one to get back. Let's go guys." Chouji and Naruto watched as Rock Lee, Kiba and Akamaru started to cross the log when suddenly a wave came crashing through the river striking the log and turning it into litteral toothpicks. The two boys stared in horror as Kiba, Lee and the dog were swept down the waterfall and quite possibly to their death. Naruto turned and despite the situation had to hold back a snicker. Chouji gave a low groan and sighed. "I guess I'll have to sign the paperwork because you aren't trusting enough to handle it. Now let's get moving."

Naruto turned and glared at Chouji. "Are you saying that I'm unreliable enough that I would lose the paperwork?" asked the angered Naruto. "I am the most reliable person in my family!" This was a fact because he was the only member in his family.

"Well, let's get moving. It's a good thing Kiba left the scroll with us," Chouji stated without concern. "Damn that future paperwork! Why did they have to cross the log?"

"At least it's not us," Naruto stated. "Rock Lee would have dove in after us and Kiba would just continue on his way and tell Granny Tsunade that the scroll was burned in a fight that got all three of us killed." Naruto was happy because of his most likely true statement.

"What a fine confecture," Chouji stated, showing of his vocabulary. "Now let's get moving." Chouji turned and started walking through the fores and heaved a sigh and muttered something about having alot of paperwork to do. Naruto just shrugged and followed him. This gave him more time to get Chouji happy again.

Several hours later, the two sat alone in the forest eating a lunch composed of rabbits and bird eggs. "Damn, this stuff is good," Naruto stated as he ate the food not thinking of where it came from. "You would make a great husband!" Naruto continued to mow down and then noticed Chouji wasn't eating. "Why aren't you eating?"

Chouji looked up from his food and quickly scarffed it down. "What do you mean? I'm just now having seconds." Chouji took another serving and consumed it. After that, he had four more and he smiled. "I've gotta go do something, I'll be right back." With that, Chouji stood up and went into the forest. When he got far enough away, Chouji took out the syrup and drank straight from the bottle and vomited shortly after. He then made his way back to Naruto.

The two decided to stay the night there so they wouldn't have to pack up. It was all out of Naruto's lazyness. For their dinner, they decided to have rabbit and quail stew in which they eat it in few minuets and Chouji repeated the procedure he had done earlier in the day. "That was a good meal," Chouji stated whiping his chin with his sleeve. "So since we only have a single tent, looks like we'll have to share yours. Just don't sprawl all over me in the middle of the night." Chouji set up the tent and then went back to the fire.

"Hey, you wanna know what I've been hidding since we left Konoha?" Naruto asked deviously as he retrieved his pack from next to the tent. "I'll give you three hints. First hint: It came from Tsunade's secret stash."

"Saké," Chouji stated without hesitation. "What kind?"

"The super strong type," came the reply as Naruto opened up the bag and revieling several bottles of super extra strength saké. "Since the other two aren't with us, why don't we share them between the two of us?" Chouji gave a smile and with that, Naruto popped open the first bottle and they shared it between them.

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Me: Sorry it's so short. I didn't want to go straight to the next happening...

Naruto: What do you mean, 'next' happening?

Me: None of your business! Now silence or you will become a raging whore with nothing on your mind except for sex and wanting to fuck every living thing that moves!

Kiba: Harsh....

Me: You better stay quiet too, mutt. Now to a statement about a review I recieved: Kiba's the type I see that would better cheer up a female rather than a male. He was doomed to fail even before I decided to make that contest between the three of them. Now, let's get to the reviewing!! See you all next time and don't be late! (glares at Naruto) I know who to bring here next. (smiles evily)