So, here's the next chapter. I'm sorry I lied about the Yaoi in the last chapter... I know! I'll make it up to you! I'll make this one longer than the last chapter!! How does that sound peoples? Now onto the disclaimer and the thankses!!!
Disclaimer: (Sasuke enters wearing the generic emo style)
Me: Today, it will be Sasgay Emoha!
Sasuke: It's Sasuke Uchiha and why do I have to wear this stupid outfit?
Naruto: Watch it man! He's the author!!
Sasuke: Why should I fear the author? He's just a human with less abilities then us.
Me: Are you sure about that? (holds up a pen) You better do the disclaimer or else.
Sasuke: Or else what?
Me: (starts to write a yaoi about Sasuke in Orochimaru's harem)
Sasuke: Okay! I'll do the damn disclaimer!! MOTPD does not own 'Naruto' he only holds him captive... Even if he did own 'Naruto' I wouldn't be a---(me: glares at him)---POWER TO THE HIPPIES!
Me: That's a good Sasgay Emoha. Now the Thankses!!
Thankses: Well, I guess I should thank someone...I would feel horrible if I didn't thank anyone...Who should I thank? I know!! I'll thank the creator of '' Thanks creator of ! We really appreciate you making this site! Don't we everyone? (stares at Naruto, Kiba and Sasgay: they nod) Good boys. Now on with the show!
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Chapter Six: Yaoi Time!!
Three hours and eight bottles of saké later, Chouji and Naruto were happily singing pointless songs and talking about nothingness. When Naruto finaly grew tired. "I'm gonna hit the sack," he said, removing his shirt. "Just to be warned, I snore." Chouji watched as Naruto remove his pants and he suddenly relized how beautiful Naruto really looked. He noticed how his skin was strewn across his abs and his bisepts had a look of the gods to them. His pale skin glistened in the moon light and his crystal blue eyes reflected the moon, stars and forest completely. Chouji moand slightly but quietly but it still attracted Naruto's attention. "You say something?"
Chouji slightly blushed and then turned away. "It was nothing," he said embarassed. "I snore too. Well, that's what my mum says..." Naruto and Chouji laughed as he undressed himself leaving only his boxers on and folding his clothes neatly next to Naruto's mess of clothes. He then rolled out his sleeping bag that had survived the waterfall.
Naruto had been watching the tipsy Chouji do this with great precition on Chouji's part. "Damn," he said with a grin. "Hey, Chouji, mind coming closer?" The unsuspecting Chouji nodded and brought his bag closer to Naruto's so that it was right next to his. "Hey, Chouji, mind if I ask you a question?" Naruto looked at Chouji and before Chouji could say something, Naruto continued. "Have you ever had sex?"
"No. Why do you ask?" Chouji asked looking at Naruto with uneasyness. "Why DO you ask?"
"Because I just realized how sexy you are," Naruto replied, obviously extremely drunk. "Also, you're a great friend." Chouji began to open his mouth but before he could speak, Naruto gave Chouji one of Tsunade's ultra super deluxe mega ultra strong bottles of saké called 'Drink and Forget'. "Drink up so you won't remember." Naruto forced Chouji to drink the saké and smiled. This is going to be a great night. Naruto said to himself. Finaly I can release my deepest desire.
After finishing the 'drink', Chouji was drunker than Tsunade had ever dreamed of being. Chouji smiled at Naruto and began to speak. "You know Naruto," he started. "I also relized how magnificent you look in the moonlight. You also are the nicest person to me besides Shikamaru. And to admit this, I have had a lust for you since we first met. Oh gawd!"
Naruto smiled when Chouji admitted his most subconciouse darkest secret that not even Chouji new about. "That's good to hear," Naruto said with a grin. "Why don't we try something?"
"Like what?"
"Like this." Naruto stood up and quickly took Chouji into an embrace and started to kiss him passionatly exploring his mouth. He explored the cavern and memorized all the curves and folds of the skin. He even took note of where the hole was that connected the nose to the mouth. (I kinda find that gross) The two battled tounges and Chouji submitted to the excellent kisser. After all, Naruto would tie cherry stems with his tounge in his spare time. Naruto released and smiled. "Do you want me to continue this?" Chouji nodded with a slight whimper causing Naruto to smile more. "That's good. I was worried that you would say no."
Naruto continued to kiss Chouji passionatly and completely full of lust as he rubbed his hands along Chouji's bare back. He was surprised that Chouji was not that bad of a kisser himself but quickly got over this surprise. I'm gonna break a virgin before Sasuke does, Naruto thought to himself. Then I'll prove to him I can get a boyfriend faster than him. Naruto continued to kiss Chouji as his hands went south. He broke the kiss and started to kiss Chouji's neck giving him love bites and licking over them. He began thrusting his hips against Chouji's, guessing the size of Chouji before bringing his hand to grope him through Chouji's boxers. This is defenetly going to be some extreme fun. Naruto was surprised with what happened next.
Chouji pulled Naruto's hands away from his lower body and placed his own hand on Naruto's member, rubbing him through his boxers. Chouji then started to nip and lick Naruto's neck and with his free hand, he rubbed Naruto's chest tenderly. As he continued, Chouji's nips, licks, and kisses started to head south. For a moment, he played with each of Naruto's nipples before moving on down. When he reached Naruto's firm member, he slipped his boxers down as Naruto layed down onto his back into a more comfortable possition. Chouji then instantly started to lick the giant, swollen member with complete intrest in it. Chouji then swallowed all 15 inches of the thing without the common gag-reflex because of his constant force-vomiting. Force-vomiting has it's pros, Chouji thought, ignoring Naruto's look of pure shock. Because it takes a belt for me to vomit now, I'm perfectly fine at having a 15 inch cock in my mouth without gaging. Chouji continued to suck on Naruto for a full three minuets before stopping. "That should be enough lube," he stated as he removed his own boxers. "It's time for you to do your job on me, Naruto."
Naruto and Chouji switched possitions and Naruto lifted Chouji's leg over his shoulder and looked at his lover. "Are you sure you don't want to be prepped?" asked Naruto, recieving a nod from Chouji. "Okay... It'll hurt worse without the prepping." Seeing that Chouji wanted to start right away, Naruto sighed and slowly penetrated him.
"Don't take your time," moaned Chouji gleefully. "Do it as harshly and roughly as you can do it." Chouji looked at Naruto and silently stated that he was a glutton for pain since he had made that first cut. "Don't be nice to a bad boy like me. I deserve to be punished." Naruto sighed and then rammed himself into Chouji who simply moaned. "Ah, yeah, that feels good," Chouji moaned. "Do it harder, deeper and rougher!"
Naruto shrugged and removed himself from Chouji and then rammed it in seven more times before he felt obliged to fuck him properly. After several moments of searching, Naruto found and started to tease Chouji's sweet spot by purposely missing it by centemeters. Then, without warning, Naruto pulled all the way out and rammed himself into the prostate recieving a screaming moan from Chouji who came all over himself and Naruto who burst his own seed in a flowing orgasm that kept coming as long he continued to fuck Chouji.
Chouji and Naruto switched places again for this time it was Chouji's turn to do the fucking. He smiled at Naruto and without warning, he swiftly rammed his 14 inches into Naruto and inadvertantly hitting the sweet spot. Memorizing the spot, with Naruto's moan as an aid, he started to rough up Naruto's ass with extreme pleasure.
"Stop teasing me!" Naruto whined pitifully after nearly fifteen minuets. "Please, Chouji!!"
"If you insist," Chouji said calmly. "Here it goes." Chouji relentlessly started to hit Naruto's prostate and smiled to himself when he heard Naruto's wailing cries of pleasure. "So you're a screamer? Then you'll defenitly like this." Chouji activated his family's blood line on his penis and trippled it's size causing Naruto to scream at high saprano. Chouji chuckled. "That sounded quite nice. And look what you did, you spewed your seed all over my sleeping bed. You need to be severely punished." Making the appendix bigger, Chouji continued to mess up Naruto severely with complete pleasure and spewed his seed inside of Naruto an hour later making him shout so loud that only animals with echo location could hear him. Chouji released the jutsu and pulled himself out. Because of the Kyuubi's extraordinary healing abilities, Naruto was quickly healed up. "Damn, that was great." Naruto smiled weakly and looked at Chouji's limp penis and decided to lick the excess cum of before they went to bed.
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Me: Damn... I wonder if this is nosebleed material... (looks at Sasuke) Anything will make him nosebleed. (sighs) So what do you think, Naruto?
Naruto: ........
Me: Speachless... Kiba?
Kiba: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Me: Well, every review goes to a tissue to clean up my dungeon and I think I'll need alot of tissues to clean this mess up...
Kiba: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Sasuke: Damn... I think I'm going to be a willing prisoner...
Me: Cool!! Sorry it was short... But at least I told the truth that it is longer than last chapter!!
Kiba: It isn't much longer than last chapter.
Me: (hits Kiba on the back of the head) Shut it.
Kiba: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR??
ME: What does silver and gold have in common?
Kiba: They're both metal?
Me: WRONG!! They're both preciouse!!
Kiba: But they're metals too.
Me: (punches Kiba) What is their best form?
Kiba: Money??
Me: WRONG!! Duct tape is silver!! (takes out roll of duct tape and wraps Kiba's head up with the duct tape) Silence is golden (smiles as Kiba struggles to remove the duct tape) Be sure to meet me with a nice review or Kiba won't get the tape off. (smiles as Kiba cries)
Naruto: I think it wise for you to get Sasuke away from me.
Sasuke: Naruto-kun!! (glomps Naruto)
Me: (laughs as Naruto tries to struggle) BYE-BYE!!