Tira:...
LLK: Tira...you OK?
Tira:...Yeah...
LLK: Can you please do the disclaimer?
Tira: (Sigh) Little Lady Kunimitsu does not own the character of Soul Calibur...happy?
LLK: Very much so...thanks Tira.
Nightmare was driving his ugly litttle yellow car down the highway. He and Tira have been sitting silently in the car for two hours. While he was driving on the wrong side of the road, Tira was looking out the window.
"...Are we there yet?" Tira asked.
"Well, it's suppose to be a ten hour drive according to the map so...no!"
Tira let out a loud groan and went back to looking out the window. Nightmare sighed and got an excellent idea.
"OK, Tira. Let's play a game! I'm thinking of a person."
Tira sighed. "Male or Female?"
"Male"
"It's Lizardman..."
"N-Wait! How did you know?"
"Because I can here you thinking..."
Nightmare growled and went back to "concentrating " on his driving. So far, in ten minutes, twenty cars went into the ditch because of Nightmare's driving.
"Um...Nightmare..."
"What is it Tira?"
"I think you should get back on the right side of the road..."
"Why? I'm not causing any harm!"
"Twenty cars are in the ditch...Opps, make that twenty-one now..."
"Nonsense, Tira! The cops aren't after use so that's good!"
Then, the good ol' red and blue lights were seen in the rear view mirror and the police sirens were going.
"Oh, great...Tira, act natural."
"Hehe, you know I will!"
Nightmare pulled over to the side of the road and so did the police car.
Then, the cop got out of his car and walked up to Nightmare's window. He tapped on it and Nightmare rolled it down. It was none other than Officer Maxi.
"License and registration please." Officer Maxi said.
Nightmare glard at him and handed him his license. Maxi examined the license once...then once again for the hell of it.
"Excuse me sir...This license expired like...200 years ago."
"Yeah...so?"
"Your license is expired."
"I know that!"
Officer Maxi looked into the car. "Why is there a little girl in your car?"
"I'm not a little girl!" Tira snapped. "I'm his room mate!"
"Don't worry, little girl! We'll get you out. Don't be afraid."
Nightmare opened his door.
"Sir...sir get back into your vehicle..."
Nightmare ignored the cop and went to his trunk.
"Sir...I don't want to use lethal force..." Officer Maxi said as he got his nunchucks in his hands.
Nightmar opened his trunk and pulled out his hude sword.
"Sir...What are you doing?!"
"I'm going to kick your ass!" Nightmare siad as he held his sword high in the air.
"Sir...ARGH!!" Maxi yelled at Nightmare beated him up and then killing him in the end.
Nightmare quickly hid his sword in the trunk, got into the car and drove off. Tira was distracted by the crossword puzzle book Nightmare taunted her with to get into the car in the first place.
"Let me guess...you killed that guy and took his wallet..." Tira said with out even looking up from the book.
"How did you know?"
"I could hear the screams of pain..."
"Oh..."
Five hours later...Tira finished the book and is bored out of her mind.
"Nighty...are we there yet?"
"For the last time...no!"
"Can we listen to some music at least?"
"The stereo hasn't worked in this thing for like...twenty years."
Tira groaned and looked outside again. A little bird flew by the window...then got shot by a hunter.
"Tira..."
"What?"
"...Did you get your period yet?"
"What?!" Tira blushed.
"You heard me! Did you or did you not?!"
"I'm not telling you!" Tira yelled.
"C'mon Tira! Just tell me!"
"Hell no, pervert!" Tira said as she punched him.
"Ouch! Tira! I'm not a pervert!"
"Then why did you ask me a dumb question like that?!"
"Because I want to know what's going on with you! You never tell me anything anymore!"
Nightmare let go of the steering wheel and hugged Tira. The car started to swurved all over the road.
"Nightmare! Let go of me and get back to your driving!"
"Oh shit!" Nightmare let go of Tira and went back to the steering wheel.
Tira, who was still recovering from the past incident, looked over at Nightmare.
"How the hell did you get your license?!" She asked.
"Um...the Internet."
"The Internet has not been around for 200 years. Let alone a computer!"
"...Tira, just go back to your crossword puzzle."
"I finished it..."
"Well then...just sleep till we get there..."
"But I'm not tired."
"Then...shut up."
"...Whatever." Tira said as she went back to looking out the window.
A/N: What do you think? I hoped you liked it. Next act, they finally get to the campsite and even more madness unfolds! And now...you people know what to do. Review and no flames, please.