Little Lady Kunimitsu: I'm doing the disclaimer today! Ahem...I do not own the characters of Soul Calibur. Namco does!
"Oh, Siggy," Tira siad. "Your so sexy!"
"Yeah...I get that a lot."
Tira and the blonde, German hunk were laying on a bed, in their undergarments, in an enchanted forest. The sky was blue and the birds flew around. Ocassionally, a little deer would prance by the bed.
"So...you wanna do it now?" Tira asked seductivly.
"You know I do," Siegfried answered in the same tone.
He wrapped his right arm around her waist and pulled her closer to him. She closed her eyes as she drew closer to kiss him. As Tira pressed her lips on his, she felt something cold. She opened her eyes. Azure armor. She looked over at the arm that was around her. It was a weird looking deformed arm. It was not Siegfried anymore. It was Nightmare who she just kissed!
Tira screamed and pushed Nigtmare away. Nightmare cocked his head cutely to the side.
"What the hell are you doing?!" she yelled.
"What are you talking about, aweetie?" Nightmare asked innocently.
"Why are you calling me "sweetie"?!"
"Doesn't every married man call his wife "sweetie", honey?"
"Married?! We're not married! Your my master and I'm your servant!"
"Yes we are! We married ten years ago and we have eight kids!"
"Your joking..." Tira chuckles nervously. She looked down at her left hand to see a golden wedding band on her ring finger. Tira turned around and saw a picture in a frame. On that picture was Nightmare, Tira and eight little creatures that looked like them.
"T-that's not true...that's impossible!" She yelled.
Nightmare got closer to her and wrapped his arms around her body.
"It is true. Now, make sweet love to me!"
Then, the screch of tires stopping were heard and intrupted to mood.
"AHHHH!!" Tira screamed as she quickly sat up.
Nightmare looked over at her.
"Um...I know that this isn't any of my business but...are you OK?"
Tira, who was sweating nervously, looked down at her left hand. No wedding ring was on it. She took a sigh of relief and looked over at Nightmare.
"Yeah...I'm fine. Just had a weird dream." She looked out the window and saw trees all around the car. "Where are we?"
"We're here!" Nightmare said as he tried to open his door but the door would not open. "Why isn't this blasted door opening?!"
"Ever tried unlocking it?"
Nightmare growled, unlocked the door and kicked it open. Tira opened her dooor and stepped outside. In front of the car was a blue lake.
"This is where we're staying?" Tira asked.
"Yep!" Nightmare answered cheerfully.
"You drove ten hours just to come here?"
"Yes. And your point is?"
Tira rolled her eyes. "Nevermind..." She walked over to the lake's edge and kicked a pebble into the water. She looked back at Nightmare, who was now holding a weird circular bag. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to put up the tent! Now, will you help or not?"
Tira growled and walked over to Nightmare. He dropped the bag and handed her a paper with drawing on it.
"...What's this?"
" It's called an instruction manual...or paper. I don't know. Just read it!"
"...Whatever." Tira held the paper with one hand and began to read it. "It says put poles "A, B, C, and D" into the ground."
"How the hell does a pole have a letter on it?!"
Tira took one of the poles out of his hand and pointed to the sticker that was on the pole.
"Oh...I knew that." He sadi before pouning the four poles into the ground with Soul Edge.
"Couldn't you just use a hammer?"
"Um...what's a hammer?"
Tira slapped her forehead with the palm of her hand before going on.
"OK...now you find pole "E" and "F", criss-cross 'em and put them on top of the poles you already pounded into ground."
Nightmare nodded and did exactly what Tira said.
"OK...now you put that water-proof tarp thing over the poles."
Nightmare looks around for the tarp."Um...I can't find one."
"Are you serious? Keep looking!"
Nightmare continued to look in the bag. "It's not in here!"
Tira marched over to him and ripped the bag out of his hands. "You men are hopeless..."
She looked into the bag and only a little moth flew out.
"Where the hell is it?!"
"Um...I loaned this tent to Lizardman before we came here and he might've kept the tarp for himself..."
"You're serious..."
"...Yes."
Tira slapped him with the bag. "Now what are we going to use to cover this?! It's almost time for bed and it's going to get super cold out tonight!"
"Ouch! When you're done hitting me I can tell you my idea!"
"You're serious, right?" Tira asked as she looked at the tent.
"Yep! Positive! It's not water-proof but it'll work."
The poles was now covered by a blanket with little images of Soul Edge on it. (A/N: It's one of Nighty's blankies!)
"Where the hell did you get that?" Tira asked.
"I got at one of Cervante's garage sales." He answered cheerfully.
"...Figures." She said as she grabbed her sleeping bag and walked into the tent.
Nightmare stood still for a few moments then walked into the tent.
"Tira, I-" He stopped speaking. Tira was just about to take off her clothes but stopped to look at Nightmare.
"...Get...out..." She said evily.
"Right away!" Nightmare said before running out.
He waited outside for five minutes.
"Nighty! You can come in now." Tira yelled.
"...Fine." He answered quietly.
Nightmare entered the tent very slowly with his eyes covered. Tira, who was laying in her sleeping bag, tilted her head to the side.
"I'm not changing anymore..."
Nightmare removed his hand from his eyes. "...I see."
Tira fluffed up her pillow and layed her head on it as Nightmare got into his sleeping bag.
"'Night, Nighty!" she said as she turned the lantern off.
Nightmare stared up at the tent's ceiling. '...I saw Tira's side-boob...Sweet!'-he thought to himself.
"Goodnight Tira..."
A/N: Hehehe...I love the dream part for some reason. Poor Tira...Anyway, review and no flames please.