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Tira waited on the sidewalk for her knight in shining armor. The drunken Nightmare was laying on the sidewalk, babbling on and on about something to do with kittens. Siegfried promised Tira that he will give her and Nightmare a ride home. She just hoped he would go through with his promise...

"You know, babe," Nightmare said in his drunken slur. "We should-hic-...We should go to my place and party. How 'bout that?"

Tira glared at Nightmare. "That's disgusting! As soon as we get back to camp, you're going to bed."

"Aw, come on! You know-hic- you want to..." he trailed off before falling to sleep.

A car drove around the corner and stopped in front of Tira. Someone rolled down the window and looked at Tira. That person had a weird hair style that looked like it was inspired by Elvis was in the drivers seat. In the passenger seat was another man that had spiky red hair. Both of them were looking at Tira.

"Hey, baby," the man in the passengers seat said. "My name is Yun Seong. What's yours?"

Tira paused and glared at him. "The names Get the Hell Away From Me..."

"Oooo...a mysterious one," the man with Elvis hair-do said. Tira rolled her eyes.

"Come on, Maxi," Yun Seong said. "Don't you know the mysterious ones are more fun?" (A/N: Wait a sec! I thought Nightmare killed Maxi in chapter 2? I guess Good Ol' Zassy brought him back to life.)

"I never would've guessed," Maxi said to Yun Seong. He looked at Tira. "So...you wanna hang out."

Tira's eyes narrowed even more. "No..."

"Come on!" Yun Seong complained. "It'll be fun."

"What part of "no" don't you under-?"

"But Yun Seong," Maxi interrupted. "Won't your girlfriend be angry that you're talking to another woman?"

Yun Seong laughed. "Like she'll know! She's probably talking to the wind or something."

Then, something started to shake in Yun Seong's fron pokect of his pants. He pulled out a cell phone and opened it up.

"What's happening, baby?" he said into the phone. He paused for a little and let the person on the other end speak. His face went from happy to scared. "No, Talim. I wasn't going to cheat on you." He paused again began to tremble. "I wasn't! The wind is lying to you. Lying! Please don't throw my stuff out onto the lawn and burn it!"

Talim hung up and the phone made the annoying beeeeep noise. Yun Seong began panicing. "Maxi! Get me back home, now!

"Why?" Maxi asked. "It's not like she can use the wind to kill you."

"Yes she can! Shes scarying when she's angry! Now drive!"

Maxi rolled his eyes. "Whatever, dude." The car drove away.

Tira glared at the car until it disappeared. She looked down at Nightmare, who was appearing to be making a snow angel even though there was no snow on the ground.

"Wheeeeee!!" Nightmare yelled as he continued making a snowless angel.

Tira resisted the urge to kick him and sat at on the street curb.

"What's taking him so long?" She asked herself.

As if her wish was answered, Siegfried walked out of the main entrance. Tira got up and looked at the sexy man with huge sparkling eyes.

"I'm sorry I'm late," he said with his sexy voice. "Zasalamel kept threatening me that he will kill me if I didn't clean up the tables."

"It's alright," Tira said very enthusicually.

The two looked into eachothers eyes for at least two minutes. Nightmare sat up and glared at Siegfried.

"Didn't I-hic-...tell you not to mess with my girl?" Nightmare asked as he glared at Siegfried.

"Um...no," Siegfried answered back calmly.

Nightmare didn't answer. He just fell back and went back to sleep. Siegfried turned his head back to look at Tira.

"So...shall we?"

Tira grinned and nodded her head. "But how are we going to get him into your car?"

"No worries. I can get him in." Siegfried said as he walked over to Nightmare.

He walked over to the sleeping Nightmare and got him standing up. Then, he wrapped his arm around Nightmare's waist and began walking him around the building. Tira followed closely behind the two. When the the group got to the back parking lot, there was only one car out there. It was a plain white car with a little bit of rust on it but it was not as bad as Nightmare's yellow, rusty piece of junk also known as his car. Tira guessed that the car was probably Siegfrieds.

"Well...theres my car," Siegfried stated.

Tira nodded slowly. Siegfried began leading Nightmare over to his car and Tira followed. Siegfried opened the back door and lead Nightmare into the car. Nightmare immediatily fell onto his side and was snoring peacefully on the seat.

"Wow..."Siegfried managed to say. "Does he always do that?"

"Yeah," Tira answered.

She walked over to the other side of the car and got in. Siegfried stayed on his side and got into the driver's seat.

When the two buckled their seatbelts, Siegfried started the car. Despite of the car's appearance, the inside smelt very nice, kind of like vanilla. Unfortunatly, the nice smell was replaced with the smell of beer that was emitting off of Nightmare. Siegfried pulled out of parking lot and drove down the road.

"So...where do you live," Siegfried asked.

"We live don't around here. We're camping in the middle of nowhere," Tira answered.

"Oh...Do you still know where it is?"

Tira nodded her head. "You just drive down this road and when you get to this heavlily wooded area you turn on this little dirt road. And don't worry, it's the only dirt road."

"Wow...that's easy," Siegfried said.

As the car left the town, there was the akward silence. Even Nightmare's snoring couldn't pierce the silence. Tira was twidling her thimbs, trying not to look at the handsome man.

"So...do you have a girlfriend?" Tira asked breaking the silence. Siegfried looked at her with a brow raised. Opps...I maybe shouldn't have asked him that. she told herself.

In response, he chuckled. Now, Tira was confused.

"I did," Siegfried said as he looked back at the road.

"You broke up with her?"

"Yeah."

"Why did you break up with her?"

"She was insane! She was always like 'Sigfried, are coming to bed?'. 'Siegfried, can we go now? I need to feed Fluffy.' And when I say no or something, she starts beating me up with her sword and her pointy lance. "

"What happened when you broke up with her?"

"Well...it all started when I told her that I was breaking up with her..."

Siegfried was pacing about the room, trying to figure out what to say to his girlfried. A little white, poofy cat was curled up on the chair while Siegfried was talking to himself.

"Alright, Fluffy," Siegfried said to the cat. "I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend."

Fluffy stretched and sat up in the chair. Siegfried sat in front of the cat.

"Hilde...dear. We need to talk," he said to Fluffy. He took the cat's paw into his hand. Fluffy eyes narrowed and was starting to get angry.

"We have been have going out for almost two years and I feel that we have been drifting apart. And I feel like is most reasonable that we broke up...How was that?"

Fluffy glared at Siegfried and bit his nose before troting away. Siegfried yelped and rubbed his nose. He glared at the little poof-ball as it trotted away.

"That cat has an adittude problem..." Siegfried growled.

Siegfried walked out of the living room and sat at the table that was in the kitchen. He was now waiting for his girlfriend to get home.

Two hours past and Sigfried was sleeping at the table. He heard the door open and woke up.

"Sieggy! I'm home!" A voice called out.

A woman walked into the kitchen. She had long red hair, tied back into a bun, and was wearing a businesswoman outfit. She walked over to Siegfried and kissed him on the cheek.

"You don't know how my day was!" Hilde said as she walked over to one of the cabinets. She pulled out a box of Chex Mix and began eating from it. "There was this idiot who thought he could get an extended warrenty on his lifesize hippo statue and I told him-"

"Why don't you eat the box of cookies?" Siegfried interupted.

"Because," Hilde sighed. "Those cookies are loaded with trans fat and other nasty stuff. I don't want to get fat!"

"You're not that fat though..." Siegfried muttered.

Hilde narrowed her eyes and threw her sword at him. Siegfried dodged the sword by leaning to the side.

He took a deep breath. "Hilde...sweetheart. We need to talk."

Hilde tilted her head, walked over to the table and sat next to Siegfried.

"What's wrong?" she asked. "Did that Zasalamel guy fire you?"

"No..."

"Are you dying?"

"No..."

"Oh my goodness! You killed Fluffy didn't you?"

Siegfried shook his head. He took Hilde's hand into his own and looked into her eyes. "We have been through a lot these past two year...and I feel we're drifting apart."

"You're breaking up with me?" Hilde asked. She looked like she was about ready to cry.

"I...Yes." Siegfried answered.

Hilde's look of sadness automatically switched to anger as she began punching him.

"NO EVER BREAKS UP WITH ME!!" she yelled as she beat him up.

"Ahhhh! Fluffy! HELP!!" Siegfried yelled when he saw the little white poof-ball walk in front of the kitchen. Fluffy stood still and watched as Siegfried was getting his butt kicked. Then, trotted away.

Two hours later and Siegfried is cowering in the corner, hiding behind a table that was turned onto it's side and protecting himself with a broom. Hilde was glaring down at the poor man with anger still on her face. She was armed with her sword and her lance.

"No one EVER breaks up with me!!" she continued to scream.

Then, there was a knock on the door.

"Police!" the voice behind the door yelled. "Open up!"

"Help! I'm trapped by a mad woman!" Siegfried cried.

"Silence!" Hilde yelled at Siegfried.

"Let us in, now!" A different voice outside the door yelled.

"Their not listening. Use the cool door buster downer!" the first voice said.

In a matter of seconds, the door was busted down. Two police officers and a camera man came into the house. One of the cops was a woman with her brown hair in a braid. The other officer was a man with an elephant head on his head. They were in matching uniforms. Both officers had their own unique weapon. The camera man was wearing a plain white shirt with the logo for "Soul Calibur COPS" on it and blue jeans. He was taping everything that was going on/

"I'm Sheriff Seong Mi-na and this is my deputy, Rock," the woman officer said calmly. "We got a call about a domestic disturbance here."

"There is nothing wrong going on," Hilde replied. "You can go now."

"Help me!" Siegfried cried crawling over to Seong Mi-na and yanking on her pant leg. This clothes are torn up. "This woman is killing me!"

Hilde got him away from Seong Mi-na by trying to stab him the lance. "You go back to your corner!"

Siegfried whimpered and went back to the corner.

"Ma'am...have you been drinking tonight?" Deputy Rock asked.

"No! My dumbass boyfriend was trying to break up with me." Hilde snapped.

"And...you were beating him up because he broke up with you?"

"He was about to. But I stopped him!" Hilde added a crazy, scary laugh at the end.

Rock and Seong Mi-na looked at eachother and nodded.

"Ma'am, you're coming to the station with us," Seong Mi-na said.

"No I am not!" Hilde answered.

The two officers walked closer to her. She, feeling threatened poinnted the lance at the two, making them stopping dead in their tracks.

"Ma'am all we want to do is help," Rock said calmly.

"Now drop the weapon," Seong Mi-na said as she got her weapon ready. "Or we will use deadly force."

"Never!" Hilde growled.

Seong Mi-na sighed and looked over at Rock. "She's not listening to us. Use the net."

Rock smiled and got a gun ready. He shot off the gun and a net came out of it. The net landed on Hilde. She tried to break out of it but she couldn't.

Seong Mi-na walked over to Siegfried, who was curled up in a ball in the corner. Rock was getting Hilde up and out of the house.

"It's alright," Seong Mi-na said patting Siegfried on the back. "She's gone now."

Siegfried looked up at her with huge eyes. "She is?"

Mi-na smiled. "Yes. Don't worry. She can't hurt you anymore. We'll take you to the station and get you help."

She helped Siegfried get up and and helped him over to the busted door. Siegfried stopped.

"Wait! I need Fluffy," Siegfried said.

Mi-na sighed. "Who's Fluffy?"

"My kitty-cat. Here Fluffy!"

A little white cat trotted down the stairs and Siegfried scooped the cat up into arms. The cat was growling at the man.

"I love you too, Fluffy," he said to the cat.

Seong Mi-na helped him out the door and they went to her car.

"So...what happened to your old girlfriend?" Tira asked.

"She's in jail and will be for another four years," Siegfried answered.

Tira nodded her head and looked at the handsome man.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Siegfried asked.

Tira shoke her head. "Nightmare would kill anyone who ever walked on his lawn because he thought that they were going to steal his collection of jagged rocks."

Siegfried laughed. Tira had a little smile on her face.

As the car entered the wooded area, the two kept their eyes open for the dirt road. When they finally found it, Siegfried turned the car onto the road and followed it up until he saw two tents. One tent belonged to Nightmare and Tira's neighbors, Kilik and Xianghua. The tent with the little Soul Edge blanket was Nightmare and Tira's tent.

Siegfried stopped the car but left it running.

"I'll help you with your friend," he said before getting out of the car.

"OK," Tira answered as she got out the car. She walked over to the driver's side and stood behind Siegfried.

He was able to pull the still sleeping Nightmare out and got on one side. Tira stood on the other and helped provide support. The two helped Nightmare over to the tent. Siegfried let go of Nightmare and Tira was able to balance him by herself.

"Well...thanks for the ride," Tira thanked.

Siegfried smiled. "No problem."

The two stood still for a second before Tira spoke again.

"You want to hang out sometime?"

"Um...sure," Siegfried answered.

Tira felt her heart skip a beat. She will get to hang out with the handsome man again! She finally had a friend that wasn't afraid of her.

Siegfried looked into Tira's violet eyes and Tira looked into his emerald green eyes. She leaned in to kiss him on the lips but was interrupted when Nightmare began to move uneasily. She stopped and looked over at the now awake Nightmare.

"Holy crap!" he yelled. "Where the heck am I?!"

"Nightmare!" Tira yelled back, clearly angered because she didn't kiss Siegfried. "Settle down!"

But Nightmare continued to freak out. He tripped on a pebble and fell on Siegfried. Siegfried's warm lips came in contact with Nightmare's cold armor and the two were "kissing"! Tira stood still, her jaw dropped. Nightmare and Siegfried backed away from eachother and Siegfried tried to clean off his mouth. Nightmare, still drunk, thought he was kissing a girl.

"Come on, baby!" Nightmare whined. "Let's do it again!"

Nightmare walked back up to Siegfried but the handsome man pushed the crazy drunk away.

"Get the hell away!" Siegfried snapped.

Tira grabbed Nightmare by the neck and threw him into tent. She brushed herself off and walked back over to Siegfried.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen!" Tira apologized.

Siegfried got his composure back and cleared his throat. "It's ok...It's not your fault."

"You still want to hang out, though?" Tira asked, hoping that Siegfried will still want to be her friend even after what happened.

"Sure," Siegried answered. Tira's hope came back and she looked at Siegfried with huge eyes. "How about...three days from now?"

Tira nodded her head like a bobble head bobs it's head. "Yeah!"

Siegfried smiled. "I'll pick you up here."

Tira grinned. "Alright! I'll...see you later then."

"Yes...Good-bye Tira." Siegfried said.

But before he left, he kissed Tira on the cheek. Tira blushed a new shade of red as Siegfried got into his car and drove away. She walked into the tent and laid beside the sleeping Nightmare.

OMG! My first actual date with someone!

Tira closed her eyes and drifted off into a deep slumber.

A/N: Aww...Sieggy is so sweet! I should've warned you people about the little "kissing" action between Nighty and Sieggy but I wanted to suprise you people! So...anyway, thanks for reading and please review!