Sasuke yawned as his eyes fluttered open, stretching. But as he stretched, his right hand bumped into something, receiving a muffled groan in return. Immediately, the raven sat up, looking around in a frenzy as if trying to figure out where he was.
Slowly he calmed down as pieces of memory came back from last night. After the speech and dinner, he went to bed in Naruto's tent, since he was the only one who let Sasuke into his tent. The raven couldn't remember how long it's been since he had such a wonderful sleep.
He sighed and snuggled back under the fur blankets, closing his eyes for more sleep. But he was suddenly shoved off the blanket that covered the ground and onto the freezing cold dirt, making him yelp.
"What the fuck?!" Sasuke yelled, glaring at the blond who was snuggled under the blankets, smirking.
"That's what you get for hitting someone in their sleep and waking them up," Naruto replied, his smirk growing at the fuming raven.
"You didn't have to push me off the rug onto this cold dirt, goddammit!" His face grew red when the blond only chuckled in response. Sasuke was about to reply with something harsh before Naruto beat him to it.
"I didn't have to push you, I just wanted to; to see what kind of reaction I would get out of you. And I was right, you do squawk like a duck."
That's it.
The raven flung himself towards the blond, ready to punch that smirk off the blond's face. Naruto was too surprised to move out of the way, which resulted in getting a punch directly on the jaw. The raven smirked as his fist came in contact with Naruto's jaw.
The blond flew out of the tent, causing the tent wall to rip as he flew out. People around the tent moved out of the way as he landed on the ground, knocking the wind out of him as his back crashed against the hard soil.
As soon as he hit the ground, he was back on his feet. But he soon wished he hadn't when he heard several whistles and cat-calls. And now that he was standing, he could feel quite a draft on his nether regions; and he must say, it was quite a cold morning.
He looked down to see that he was naked in plain day light. He blushed and quickly covered his limp length; embarrassed that he had forgotten that he slept in the nude. The blond turned tailed and ran back through the rip in the tent and yelled,
"You're dead Sasuke!"
The people watched as the blond ran through the rip, some whistling at his retreating ass. They heard some scuffling and muffled yelling coming from the tent before a blur of black and white came flying out of the tent flap (let's just say that the tent is pretty big and could hold about 13 to 14 people).
People started to gather around the tent in interest as they saw Sasuke come flying out of the tent, in nothing but pants and gauze. Naruto followed him out with pants on this time but not a shirt. You could practically see those muscles ripple underneath that tan skin.
Just like the blond, the raven was back on his feet as soon as he hit the ground. He growled and the two ran towards each other with raised fists. Naruto landed the first punch, his fist connecting with Sasuke's cheek as the raven landed a punch to the blond's gut.
Both back away for a moment, holding their bruised cheek and gut before they were at it again; falling to the ground in tangled limbs. Punch after punch, kick after kick, they would not stop until someone was down and neither of them seemed to be on the losing streak.
They rolled away from each other, getting back onto their feet. They took a two minute brake before they were at it again, running towards each other once more with a raised fist. But their fists didn't come in contact with anything, unless you won't to say another fist. But it was either of theirs, it was someone else's.
Before they could comprehend anything else, they were tossed aside. Naruto yelped when he crashed against several water barrels, getting himself wet. Sasuke grunted when he crashed into another person, making the guy yelp in surprise.
The blond was about to retort something at the figure before he noticed who it was. "Kakashi-sensei," he whimpered, getting up from the pile of broken barrels, soaking wet and dripping water. "Why'd you stop us?!"
"For several good reasons," the man, Kakashi, said. He had white hair, pale skin, and a scarf wrapped around his head that covered his mouth and left eye. Sasuke couldn't help but stare at the man. "First, Sasuke is wounded enough as it is. Second, it's time for you and the ice princess to herd the sheep. And third, I just felt like it."
Naruto sighed and rolls his eyes. How'd I know that he was going to say that? Sasuke just glared at the nick-name that the white haired man gave him. "The man smiled and walked away before stopping in front of the blond.
"Make sure you fix some more barrels for the ladies; seeing on how you destroyed them and all," he said, smirking under his mask. The blond scrunched up his face as the Kakashi continued walking, the women scowling as the blond walked away from them.
"Hey! You were the one who threw me into them! You should be the one to fix them!" The blond growled when the man just kept walking, waving a hand over his shoulder. "Grr."
"Just let it go, Naruto," Sasuke grumbled, wiping the dust off his torso and pants, the blond watching him with a tint of pink on his cheeks. "As I recall, you were the one who started it."
"Did not! You were the one who came at me with a fist first!"
"Yeah, but your words were what ticked me off, so basically you were the one who started it." The raven started to tense up as the blond's fists clenched.
"Well. If you hadn't hit me in the face and woken me up, then maybe I wouldn't have said that," Naruto growled, trying not to loose his cool to the ice princess.
"So you're saying it's my fault?"
"Damn straight."
"That's bull shit. If you hadn't insisted on sleeping with you in your cot and made another place for me to sleep, then maybe I wouldn't have hit you in the face."
"Now you're blaming it on me?!"
"No, I was talking about myself. Of course I'm blaming you, dumb ass!" Sasuke scowled at the dobe, daring him to protest back. And Naruto, oh he dared alright but didn't get say anything back when Sora came out of his tent, his face red.
"Would you two just shut up?! It's both of you guys' faults," the bluenette scowled. "And don't you need to get to work, Naruto?" He walked up to Naruto and whispered in his ear, which made the raven furious, and said, "And don't forget about tonight; you made a deal, remember?"
Naruto blushed and frowned at the kid. "Well I don't always keep my promises. You out of everyone should know that by now," he whispered back.
Sora went wide eyed before growling, "You bitch! It was just a trick so you could fool around with me, wasn't it?!" He punched the blond at what he said next.
"What can I say? People can't resist me. And I only do that with people that I like and you're not one of them." He smirked when Sora punched him the jaw, a very girly punch.
Sasuke watched with interest as Naruto got hit in the jaw, his head not even snapping sideways at the girly punch. He wanted to laugh at the blue haired kid. Sora acted like he was tough but was actually week physically. But the kid did leave a nice bruise on the blond.
"You bastard!" the boy yelled before running off towards the field.
Naruto sighed and frowned at the retreating form, shaking his head. The raven walked up to him, looking at him with a raised eyebrow. "It's nothing," the blond mumbled, easing some of Sasuke's curiosity.
"I'm still curios though," the raven grumbled, crossing his arms.
"About what?"
"A lot of things. Like why do Samurais hate shepherds? And why do you trust me after all the things my people did to you? I'm just confused and angry at not knowing why."
Naruto smiled gently at him, placing a hand on his shoulder. He blushed when he felt how smooth and soft the skin was under his palm. "Don't worry; you'll find out soon enough."
"Whatever. Don't we have a job to do? And what is it that we are going to be doing?"
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{BLOOPERS!}
Sasuke yawned as his eyes fluttered open, stretching before snuggling back under the blankets. Beside him, Naruto tried to chuckle as the raven began snoring, knowing that it was fake.
"Ok, cut!"
The studio burst out laughing when Sasuke kicked the blond from out under the covers, showing him in his birthday suit.
"Shit!"
[beep]
"So you're saying that it's my fault?" Sasuke scowled.
"Yes! It's always your fault! It's always your fault that you're so sexy that it makes me forget my lines!"
"Well sorry that I'm so sexy!"
"Damn it!" The blond cursed, pulling the raven into a deep kiss.
"Ok cut!"
They pulled away and laughed.
"Damn it! You're all fired!" The director scowled.
[beep]
Naruto frowned as he tried getting up from the pile of broken barrels. The others watched as he struggled to get up, slipping several times. Finally he stopped.
"Uh, could I get some help over here?!"
"Dumb ass," mumbled to the camera.
[beep]
Naruto and Sasuke stared at each other, their lips twitching.
"Oh fuck it," the raven grumbled and the two started to pretend to dance, Sasuke twirling him around before dipping him towards the camera. The raven looked at the camera.
[beep]
"About a lot of things. Like why do Samurais hate shepherds? And…" Sasuke paused for a moment, Naruto trying not to smile. "Damn it, let's start over."
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Thanks for all the reviews! Man am I pissed! Last night around midnight, I woke up from my brother cursing up a storm, getting mad at the computer for no reason. He cursed and had a temper tantrum for about an hour. I was about to crap my pants by his fowl language! I was about to slap him silly!