"So, Mandy, you're a dancer, right?" Victor asked.
"Yep," Mandy said, taking another sip of her coffee.
"What type of dancing?" he asked.
"Mostly exotic."
"Exotic dancing, huh?"
"Yep."
"You ever done hula?"
"Nope."
"Damnit!"
"You're weird."
"Well it's not my fault I like hula dancing, ever since I was four and I saw a woman do it naked."
"Um, I think you were more interested in the naked woman than the dance."
"Maybe you're right, then again, maybe I do have a true passion for hula."
"Maybe you're right, but there is no questions asked that you are insane."
"Okay troopers!" Voldemort said cheerfully, standing up and clapping his hands together, making sure everyone was awake. "Start screaming, Hermione will be our navigator for our trip back to Hogwarts."