"Well, the pyramids will be gone soon, now what?" Dumbledore asked.
"I dunno, lets blow something else up."
"Like what?"
"You choose."
"Russia!" Dumbledore said, finally, his dream may come true.
"How are we going to do that?"
"Same way we did the pyramids."
"No, lets try something else, lets see if we can get someone else to blow up Russia."
"Okay, who?"
"I dunno, Crabbe told me about these aliens that once came to the earth and attempted to blow it up, they were stopped by a computer virus though."
"So, your plan is to find these aliens and get them to blow up Russia?"
"Yep."
"Okay, I just have one question though."
"What is it my Lord?"
"Is Dr Pepper a real doctor?"