"Oh Dumbledore! Where are you Dumbledore?" Ron sang in his 'creepy little girl from some random horror movie' voice. Whatever a horror movie was. Then, all of a sudden out of the blue, there stood Dumbledore. He was walking along arguing with Bellatrix Lestrange.
"I have found you at last!" Ron exclaimed. Stepping out from random tree 476.
"Ronald Weasley, what are you doing here?" Dumbledore asked.
"Hermione dumped me because I am not manly enough, I have decided that to win her love back I have to do something incredibly manly, so therefore I must battle you."
"Bella?" Dumbledore said.
"Yes my lord?"
"What do you say we send Mr. Weasley here on a trip to the pyramids."
"Lovely idea my lord, but I've got a better plan," Bella replied, "Weasley!" she called, "My master will only fight you if you blow up Russia, and then got spend a month inside one of the pyramids, then, and only then, will my master fight you so that you may become more manly."
"How am I supposed to blow up Russia?"
"I was just telling my master about these aliens..."