Note: Hey, long time no see

Note: Hey, long time no see. This story, along with two new original stories, is going to be my summer project. Pen is on hold…and it's freezing cold here for summer.

June 8th

Dear Iola,

Thanks for the sticker, it's just so hot! (ha-ha) Have fun in Columbus, dear. And, Omigod do I have a story to tell you!
I took your advise. With the help of your older brother, Tony, Biff, Callie's little brother Scott, and Callie's mother, we locked Frank and Callie in a closet.

You see, earlier today we were hanging at Callie's, since she's got the fire pit, trampoline, and above ground pool (It so pays to have divorced lawyers as parents!). So, Biff, Tony, and I were sitting on their deck. Mrs. Shaw had brought out her famous lemonade. You've had Mrs. Shaw's lemonade. It's like heaven on earth. And, even with that beautiful tasting liquid so close, Frank and Callie stayed in the pool to horse around.

Ok, if that doesn't say totally utterly in love I don't know what does.

So, the radio is playing softly, (Sexy can I?) and we are discussing my big brother and his future girlfriend. Then Mrs. Shaw says that we should lock them in her hall closet.

Did I ever mention how freakishly awesome Callie's mom is?
Anyways, Mrs. Shaw then hollered out to Frank to come out of the pool and help her with something for a moment. You see, we decided that Mrs. Shaw, what with being freakishly short, would ask Frank to get a box off of the top shelf in her closet for her, while we lured Callie out in another way…

Yeah, so, Frank and Callie's mom are inside, and we walk over to the edge of the pool and tell her that we are well aware of the incident when we all were ice skating and her bra strap broke. Callie freaked, and we said that Scott had told us, and that he was currently hiding in the hall closet. Now, you and I both know that you told me about that story, but let's ignore that.

And, because were awesome, right as Callie came stomping down the hall in rampage mode, Mrs. Shaw shoved Frank into the closet, then Callie, then slammed the door shut and locked it.

Talk about devious!

Then, we had Scott shut the light's in that part of the house off! Of course, he fainted when we told him the whole story and how he fit into it, but, he came too after a while.

So, here I sit in Callie's yard, with Biff, Chet, Tony, Scott, and Callie's mom writing this letter. Chet's reading over my shoulder to. You know what? I'm going to write I love you in huge letter's just to freak the crap out of him.

I LOVE YOU!

Ha-ha, he's freaking out. Now he's running inside to call you. See what happens, Chet? When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

But, nonetheless, I really do love ya' girlie. Get me more sticker's!
Your devious and soon dead when Frank busts out of the closet friend,

Joe

P.S. In between laugh's, Biff, Tony, Scott, and Mrs. Shaw told me to tell you, "Hey!", "What's shaking, kid?", "Hey Callie's best friend!", and "Pie!", yeah, I'm not going to question that last one.