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Crossover: Dexter which belongs to Jeff Lindsay. Contains season 1 spoilers.

Chapter 1

Anya stood unseen in the middle of Miami, enjoying the return of her power. She was somewhat eager about the possibility that she would soon grant her first wish. Although she was a tad confused about how she'd know when a recyclable item had been scorned to the point a wish could be granted, she also didn't know how she'd know what the object wanted as a wish. She had faith though that it would soon be solved.

Anya's head tilted to the side suddenly as she heard her first call. She shimmered away to the scene of her first wish as a new type of vengeance demon. She watched in horror as the man in front of her just tossed the paper into the trashcan instead of the recycle bin just across the street. What a jerk! Over 38 percent of stuff ending up in landfills is paper! And with almost all paper being recyclable too! Sure there are exceptions, paper towels and pizza boxes aren't recyclable due to the stuff that gets on it, but newspapers! If everyone recycled the Sunday editions of newspapers it would save 500,000 trees. That's just so wasteful and lazy. She couldn't forgive him! She reached into the trash can and pulled out the newspaper and took it to the recycle bin across the street. As she reached over to drop the paper into the bin she heard a voice talking.

"He only got me to see how people were responding to the killings he's been committing, you know. He's really annoyed about this whole thing, not that that forgives him for just throwing me away. He doesn't recycle newspapers, I can feel it."

"You can talk?" Anya asked the newspaper in her hands.

"Yeah, but only to you, it's weird being sentient. As soon as you picked me up I knew all about him and all about you. I'm supposed to make a wish. Give me a moment to think. … Yes, that's perfect. I wish that he would die in an ironic way. It seems to fit since he's a serial killer."

"Granted." Anya froze as her body took its demonic form and she saw the many ways for the wish to be fulfilled. She watched through various possibilities for what would have seems like years to a human but occurred simply in the blink of an eye to her. Deciding on which way for it to go she firmed that reality, placed the paper in the bin and returned to people watching. Anya spared no further thought to the fate of the Ice Truck Killer who would in the very near future die at the hand of his fellow serial killer, Dexter Morgan, his own beloved brother, dying in the very manner that he had killed many girls.

End – Chapter 1

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You thought the wish would be for Dexter didn't you? I was originally planning to make this an epic story where Anya interferes with the storylines of many shows while she started a romance with Dexter who ends up becoming a Demon Hunter. I decided I liked this idea better. Each chapter will be a different crossover.