Author's Note- So sorry. I know I said I would probably update early, but school, even though it's just started, hasn't been very kind to me. 8th my ass...It started on the 6th. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.
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Last Time On Flips
"How bout we go catch some boys?" Sakura grinned and Hinata nodded in agreement.
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"Where d-do you think t-they are, S-Sakura-chan?" Hinata asked quietly as Sakura pulled out a credit card and swung the door open to the mall.
"Probably in the food court." Sakura answered distractedly. "Men eat alot. I've lived under the saying, 'Men have only two emotions. Horny and hungry. If they don't have an erection, make a sandwich,' all my life, and it's worked out so far." Hinata giggled softly.
"I-I guess..." Hinata murmured, pearl eyes searching the mall, each and every crevix.
"It's no use searching until we get to the-"
"HINATA-CHAN!!" Eh. If he wasn't hungry, Naruto was probably horny. He better not rape Hinata.
"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata looked up, eyes hopeful. Maybe the idiot would realize she liked him today. She looked at the corndog in his hand. Nah.
"Hey, Hi-"
"Where's Sasuke-kun?" Sakura interrupted. He shifted on his feet uncomfortably from side to side.
"Uh...I..."
"Right here, dobe." Naruto had that, 'Thank god I didn't have to spill the beans' look on his face as Sasuke's deep voice floated towards us. I wonder why? Hmmm...
"Hey Sasuke-kun!" I smiled and stood on my tiptoes to kiss him on his cheek. His abnormal cheek that smelled like Britney Spears Curious...
"Hn. Sakura."
Is that the deep voice of sexiness I hear?
Shut up.
Eh...I wonder why he smells like woman's perfume...
I don't know! Maybe his Mom wears it!
Yes, because the wife of one of the richest men in the world would wear some slutty perfume.
Go away.
I hate you.
Well, I hate you, too. Now, GO!
Cold, man, cold.
"So, Sasu-"
"Oh, forehead girl! Fancy seeing you here!" Damn.
"Yes, it's such a small world." Sakura smiled sweetly as Ino walked up, her dress barely covering the atroscious bottom God gave her...and, as she walked a bit closer, she smelt like Britney Spears Curious.
"Hey pee ass!" Dammit! It was kindergarten, and bound to happen! The damned nicknames just stick!
And, as the cronies of Ino-pig walk up, Sakura realize something- they're all wearing the same thing. Too much ugly. Hah. She cracked herself up. Really. She did. Very clumsy.
"Shut it, Temari." Sakura growled, but Temari just smiled sweetly and gave her the finger behind Ino's back. Hater.
It was amazing- while all of this was going on, Sakura still didn't notice the smug look on Ino's face as she kissed his cheek while Sakura was glaring in the other direction at Temari- Hinata gasped when she saw it and Naruto looked away, a pained look sketched across his tanned face.
"Alright," Sakura's face turned bright- she completely ignored Ino, Temari, and whoever the hell the rest of them were, "Sasuke-kun, let's go to the park. Or, I want to. Do you, ne?"
"Hn." A simple answer- a pained answer that furthered Sakura's suspiscion something was going on...between somone.
She chose to ignore the feeling completely.
"Why don't you spend the day with Naruto-chan instead of me, Hina-chan? I'm sure he'd love to." Sakura winked as she and Sasuke walked away, leaving Hinata and Naruto with horrified looks on their faces, both for completely different reasons than Sakura initially thought.
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She was worried.
Her normally stoic boyfriend was...ehem...way more stoic than usually. Like, he hadn't said one word in the car ride to the park.
Had she done something wrong?
"Sasuke-kun?" She whimpered in a small voice. He glanced towards her with one obsidian eye.
"Hn?" He finally answered.
"Are you...okay?" She didn't know how to aproach him with that. Usually he was pefectly fine- she never had to ask.
Well, today was different.
"Hn."
"Dammit, Sasuke-kun, a fine would suffice!"
"Fine." He hedged. Ugh. She was getting nowhere.
He parked the car seconds later, smoothly opening and shutting his door, then doing the same with hers and lightly touching her hand as they walked.
The suspiscion dissolved instantly.
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"S-Sakura-chan?" Hinata asked later that night as they walked to their dorms.
"Hm?" She answered, disinterested.
"Uhm..." How did you tell your friend that you saw her boyfriend cheating on her? Did you? Oh. She knew. Hinata would ask Tenten about it later. Of course Tenten would know.
"N-nothing." Hinata hastened.
"Oh. Suite yourself." Sakura shrugged, turned the key in ther lock, then opened her's and Hinata's (Uhm, and Ino's) door, revealing skimpy clothing thrown everywhere.
"INO-PIG!" Sakura shrieked. Ino's head popped up from in her closet.
"What?" Ino snapped back
"Why the HELL is there clothes covering ALL of MY DORM!" She boiled.
"It's MY dorm too, FOREHEAD!" Ino shot back, standing up, knocking some skimpy light blue lace panties out of her lap.
"WHATEVER!" Sakura thundered.
While those two were fighting, Hinata snuck out of the dorm and ran all the way down to the bottom of the dorm stairwell and sat down on the last step, then called Tenten's cellphone.
"Tenten!" She hissed when the bun headed girl answered. Uh-oh. Hinata was never snippy, nor did she ever speak without stutters...unless she was angry or forgot Naruto existed, which was hardly ever. Or ever at all.
"What?" Tenten's tone was laced with worry on the other end.
"Do you know about Ino and how she threatened to steal Sakura's new boyfriend away, and we thought Ino had no idea who Sakura's boyfriend was?" Hinata asked, getting to the point.
"Yeah. What of it?" Tenten asked.
"Well, I think Ino's found out...And she might just be having sex with him- I saw her kiss him...And I don't know how to tell Sakura."
"You are in some deep shit."
"You don't have to remind me, Tenten."
"Hey, atleast there's some action over there. Over here, all Neji ever does is snores."
"How do you know he snores?"
"Uh...I don't! Bye!" Tenten quickly hand up. Hinata flipped her phone shut and pursed her lips. What an odd day.
An odd day indeed.
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Author's Note- I am on a ROLL! Two chapters in- not on the same story, but on the same day! And, sorry if some parts don't make sense, it's really late at night...
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Hanabi (When I asked me friend what she was on and that I wanted some of it, she said 'What am I on? Crushed cheerios for breakfast.')