Truth be Told
Night 1: Chain Reaction
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After the dreaded Lobster Claw of death, Naraku had gone on a rampage, flipping over tables and screaming bloody murder. Sesshomaru was gliding after Naraku, calling his name softly to calm him down. Hakudoshi, Kagura, and Kanna watched as their "father" ran around in circles with his hair down and his demonic tail out and smashing into the drink table. Inuyasha and Koga sat beside an interested Ko whose legs itched to join in the chase. Inuyasha pulled out a Cosmopolitan and started to read. His eyes turned large and he ran around in circles.
"Eeeeeeeewwwwww!" Inuyasha dived into the water and scrubbed his eyes with the chlorine saturated waters.
"Inuyasha, you're going to hurt your eyes like that!" Kagome said, lifting her sunglasses.
("Kagome here. Inuyasha's an idiot. He scrubbed his eyes with chlorine. Terrible. Sometimes I wonder why I like him.")
Inuyasha came out of the water with eyes burning red, making him take on his demonic appearance. He started running along besides Naraku, ripping up plants and cloth and kicking over little children, most notably Shippo. Kagome ran besides Sesshomaru, trying to sit Inuyasha, but to no avail since his pain tuned her out completely. Ko and Koga watched, their eyes following every move. Ko turned to Koga, lacing one long leg over the other. Koga stared and blushed a little.
"Koga, is this what we'll be reduced to almost every day?"
"Seems like it. Maybe it'll be better with someone with some sense…you, maybe?"
"Are you hitting on me?"
"How about yes?"
Cannon fire filled the air as Koga was blasted off of his seat and lodged headfirst into the balcony. Bankotsu let out a whoop of victory and tossed the cannon in the pool which hit a lounging Renkotsu in the head. Bankotsu leaned in towards Ko as she shrunk away, sniffing the air around him and wrinkling his nose.
("Ko here…Bankotsu needs three things: Warm water, a bar of soap, and a wash towel. That guy stinks to high heaven.")
("The Bankotsu-nator in the house. Yeah, what Ko was smelling with the manly-man-man smell of man. She dug it, I know. Her nose got all wrinkly.")
Koga was busy getting his head out of the balcony, pulling his head desperately—(AHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahahahaha! Hahaha…ha…pulling his head.) …dislodging his head from the granite that encased his neck. Bankotsu and Inuyasha started laughing, pouring themselves cups full of punch and then laughing again. Kagome gathered all of the women of the house discreetly and herded them into the house. It was time for the girls to share secrets and preferences. All a part of Kagome's (BITCH!) plot.