Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Fur real friends, Wall-Mart, Volvo, or You Tube.

"Hey Bella, guess what!" exclaimed Alice running into the living room.

"What?" asked Bella.

"I just found these awesome new things called Fur Real Friends!" cried Alice.

"That's nice Alice." said Bella completely ignoring her.

"I got a chicken one, let's turn it on!" Alice squealed.

Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!

"Alice! Make that thing shut up!" yelled Bella.

Smash! Bang! Crash!

"It's off." said Alice holding the pile of smashed robot chicken parts.

"Great, now go away. I want to watch television." said Bella.

"But I wanted to prank Edward!" whined Alice.

"Did you say you wanted to prank Edward!?" asked Bella not interested in TV anymore.

"Yes." said Alice.

"I'm listening." said Bella smiling evilly.

"Well, that squawking chicken gave me an idea. Edward is playing in a piano concert tonight, and we could totally mess with him by putting one of those chickens in his piano!" exclaimed Alice.

"Alice, you are a genius! Now, how about you get the chicken and meet me at the concert hall in thirty minutes." said Bella.

"Alright!" said Alice and she hopped in her Porsche and headed to Wall-Mart.

"Now I can watch my show." said Bella happily as she sat back down on the leather sofa.

Thirty minutes later, Alice and Bella met up at the concert hall.

"Do you have the chicken?" asked Bella.

"Yep." replied Alice.

"They turned it on and put it inside the piano. It was placed precisely on top of the strings, and right below the hammers.

"Muahahahaha!" laughed Bella and Alice evilly.

They took their seats when it was time for the concert to start.

Edward came out onto the stage, bowed once, and took his seat at the piano.

He began to play.

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! went the chicken.

"Gah!" cried Edward.

He opened it up only to find the chicken.

He closed the top of the piano, and stormed off stage.

"ALICE, BELLA!" he yelled.

"Nice show Edward!" laughed Bella.

"Who put the chicken in my piano?" asked Edward.

"It was Alice's idea." accused Bella.

"Alice, I will not get angry, but will let this go." said Edward calmly.

"What's that in your pocket?" asked Bella as she took out a little white book.

"How to find you inner Zen." read Alice.

"Did Esme give you this?" asked Bella.

"Maybe…" said Edward and then he quickly ran out side, jumped in his Volvo, and drove away.

"Hah! Priceless!" cried Bella.

"Did you get it all on tape?" asked Alice.

"Every second of it." said Bella.

Then they headed home so that they could post the movie on You Tube.