Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, A Tale of Two Cities, Pixie Stix, or Victoria's Secret.
11/28/08
Dear Journal (not diary! NEVER diary! Diaries are for girls. Journals are more manly),
Well, today was an interesting day. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Oh, sorry! I am reading A Tale of Two Cities By: Charles Dickens. Anyways let me
Continue. Where to begin… First, Bella discovered these wretched things called Pixie Stix. They are PURE flavored
SUGAR! AHHHHHHH! She was so sugar high that she actually went shopping with Alice,
WILLINGLY! Then, she came back with a whole bag of sugar, and ate it all! This is what everybody is thinking right now:
Bella- "SUGAR! YUM! SUGARRRRRRRRRR! WHEEEEEEE!"
Me-"HELP ME!"
Alice- "Oh my GAWD! There is a sale on lingerie at Victoria's Secret! I have to go!"
Jasper- "AHHHHH! Bella PLEASE stop being so hyper! You're driving me crazy!"
Rosalie- "I am so pretty. I am perfect. Me, me, me, mine, me, mine, me!
Emmett- "Cheese! Pie! 3.141592675859...uh, um… whatever!"
Esme- "My garden looks so pretty. I love everything!"
Carlisle- "I officially diagnose Bella with Sugarhighitis."
Well, I have to go hunt now. Since Bella doesn't know I keep a Journal, and will never read this: I am going hunting to escape her Sugarhighitis.
Sincerely,
Edward