Disclaimer: I, CrankyFrenchLady88 Do not, I repeat, do not own Twilight or You Tube (yet, Muahahahaha!!!!)

Bella POV

"Hey Bella!" chirped Alice skipping gracefully towards me.

"Hello Alice." I replied.

"I have another way to prank Edward." she said smiling wickedly.

"Oh, do continue." I said.

"Well, first I need to call Jacob." she said picking up the phone and dialing.

"Jacob?" I questioned.

"You'll see why." she explained.

"Hey, Jacob. I need some help with a prank." she said

"Who are you pranking?" he asked.

"Edward." she replied.

"What do you need me to do?" He asked enthusiastically.

"I need you to call him and say that you are keeping Bella hostage, and that if he wants her back, he has to meet you in a cave near the mountains, I don't care which one of the caves it is."

"Alright, I choose the one I normally go to. The one near the La Push beach. I'll talk to Sam about letting you past the boundary line. He'll like it that you're pranking Edward." Jacob said.

"Alright, I'll meet you there at ten o' clock. We're going to take him by surprise and dress him up as Dracula" Alice said smiling, and she hung up the phone.

"What are we doing?" I asked, quite confused.

"We, are going to be the dress up squad. We'll glue his costume to him so it won't come off for a very long time." explained Alice.

"Hahahahaha! I am SO bringing the video camera for this one, it is going straight on You Tube!" I cried.

We grabbed everything we needed, and headed out to La Push.

At La Push….

"Jacob, this cave is perfect! We'll get him for sure!" Alice exclaimed.

We quickly set up and then Jacob made the call.

"Edward, this is Jacob. I have Bella. If you ever want to see her again, you must come to the cave near the La Push beach."

"WHAT!!!! YOU GIVE BELLA BACK NOW, OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, MUTT!!!!" Edward threatened.

"Come get her, I'll be waiting." said Jacob.

"I will come, and I'll kill you!" he hissed.

Then Edward hung up.

"Hahahaha!!! Priceless! Thanks Jake!" I said laughing.

"Anytime Bells." He said grinning at me.

"Bella, you have to be screaming for him when he gets here, okay?" asked Alice.

"Alright." I agreed.

Then there was a loud crash as Edward came racing in.

"Edward, help me!" I yelled.

"MUTT! YOU GIVE HER BACK NOW!!!" he bellowed.

"Now!" cried Alice.

Then Alice, Jake, and I all tackled him.

"WHAT THE HELL!" he exclaimed.

We quickly went to work, super gluing all the pieces to the wouldn't come off.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!" Edward exclaimed, his words muffled a bit by the plastic vampire teeth glued to his real ones.

"We were just having fun." I said giving him by best "puppy dog face".

"ALICE,JACOB, BELLA!!!!!" He yelled.

"Oops, look at the time. We must get going." Alice said, and we quickly left the cave.

"I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS, MARK MY WORDS!!!!" He exclaimed.

"Are you really going to put that on You Tube?" Alice asked pointing to the video camera.

"Hell yes!" I exclaimed.

"Nice!" she exclaimed.

"Well Jake, we'd better get going." I said, turning to face him.

"Have fun in bloodsucker land." He said smiling.

"Have fun in furry bi-polar land." I said smiling right back at him.

Then Alice and I went back to her house, we had a video to put on You Tube.

Hey Guys, Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I have been working on another story. Hope you liked this one!

Love,

CrankyFrenchLady88