Ed: But he's the one Al! The guy with the freaky orange hair!
Kyo: hunh?
Tohru: eh?
Shigure: What's going on? Why is there an elementary school kid in my house? Are you one of Hiro's and Kisa's friends?
Al: Uh oh
Yuki: Uh oh?
Ed: *tremble of rage* Who are you calling a microscopic bean so small he-
Al: *covers Ed's mouth cause Kurisuta gets tired from doing his 'short' rants*
Kyo: What are you freaking out about?
Al: I'm very sorry about my older brother, he can be kinda…eccentric *bows*
Tohru: Oh no, I'm sorry I didn't invite you in properly! *Bows* Oh I need to prepare some tea! *scurries off (to make tea)*
Yuki: Older brother?
Ed: Of course! Now, man with the freak hair, tell us what you know!
Kyo: Who are you calling a freak?!
Ed: Just tell us why you did it!
Al: Brother, ask him nicely!
Kyo: Did what? Who the hell are you!?
Ed: This is taking too long! What was it that you lost? Your normal hair color? Were you banished here from Bleach?
Al: Big brother, only two crossovers per story! That's our rule!
Ed: Oh, sorry Al.
Momegi: he! was ist denn hier los?
Kyo: Ack! Annoying rabbit, where the hell did you pop up from!
Al: Oh no, brother it's the Germans! I knew this was still Munich!
Momegi: was hat er gesagt?
Ed: hmmm, this is strange. At any rate, orange haired one, did you or did you not attempt human transmutation?
Kyo: I don't know what the hell you talking about!
Momegi: oh, is the blond boy a visitor for Kyo?
Yuki: I don't know what he is. But it's too loud in here. I'm going to my secret base.
Ed: Secret Base! Is that where you committed the great sin! Was he in on it! *points to Yuki*
Yuki: What? Don't drag me into whatever crazy thing the idiot cat did.
Kyo: I'm not an idiot!
Momegi: *looks at Edward intently* er weiß, was leiden heißt
Ed: What?
Al: Big brother. How do you even know this was the boy that did the alchemy? You've seem to have gotten physic since we passed through the gate.
Ed: Well what else am I going to do! I have to advance the plot somehow!
Ayame: I see, human transmutation? You mean bringing the dead back to life? *sips tea*
………
Yuki: Nii-san how do you know that….
Ayame: Why one who is in a profession such as mine must know everything my dear Yuki. Especially when it comes to fantasies such as alchemy.
Ed: It's not a fantasy! See? *claps hands together*
…………
Kyo: nothing happened
Ed: Damn, I forgot alchemy doesn't work on this side of the gate
Yuki: I think you're all crazy, I'm leaving.
Kyo: Who are you calling crazy damn rat! Don't run away, come back here and fight like a man!
Al: um, brother?
Ayame: hmmm, I appear to be out of tea. Tohru, I take it upon myself to demand that you get me more.
Yuki and Kyo: don't treat her like a maid!
Ed: yeah Al?
Shigure: Now don't you all go breaking my house.
Ayame: I wouldn't dream of it Gure-san
Tohru: Okay, I've got more tea!
Al: You know, if alchemy doesn't work on this side of the gate….
Kyo and Yuki: Don't do as he says!
Ayame: Oh my little brother, the tea is already here so there is no harm if I take some
Yuki: That's not the point!!!
Al: ….then that orange haired guy couldn't of done a human transmutation…
Tohru: really I don't mind….
Momegi: Tohru, Tohru! I don't know what's going on but I've got some good news!
Kyo: Shut up rabbit!
Momegi: Wha, Kyo is mean!
Ed: Oh, yeah. That's makes sense.
Tohru: Oh, um, everybody please calm- *reaches out to set tea down*
Yuki: Honda-san! Look out!
Tohru: *trips over Momegi's foot*
Kyo: Tohru! *instinctively reaches out to catch her*
Al: and it also means we're stuck here…
Tohru: Ahhhh! *bumps into Kyo*
Tea spills everywhere
Kyo: Poof *transform into neko form!*
(……… let it sink in…..)
Ed and Kyo: Aw, shit.
Well that's chapter two. Review please and thank you! I'm not too happy with it though _ But I wanted to get past some things so we can move onto the fun stuff in the next chapters! ^^ Like cats and leeks and milk. Imagine the possibilities! Review please!