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'Confused, why? Don't you know who I am?'

'I do but why are you calmly standing there?'

"I just figured that I would wait for you to make the first move." Itachi whispered as Hinata zoned his clone out to find whether or not he was activating his Sharingan under his invisibility jutsu. Unfortunately just as Hinata found the real Itachi, he activated his Mengekyo Sharingan through his clone too fast for Hinata to avoid. As Hinata's world grew black she activated her Byakugan trying to find the opening through with Itachi was controlling the jutsu.

Huff, huff, huff 'Okay, I either have to find the place where he is or endure the pain until his eyesight can no longer sustain the jutsu.'

Fortunately for Hinata she learned how to transfer between clones and for this situation she had a clone waiting near Sakura and Hidan. As she transferred over to the clone the blackness left as the Sharingan trapped clone disappeared which surprised Itachi long enough to lose the trail of Hinata.

'Heh heh heh, what an interesting man this one is.'

"What's wrong girlie you look a little pale?" Hidan sneered as Sakura's arm dislocated from her shoulder as he pulled it.

"It's not that, it's just that I'm giddy over finding a way to kill you." Sakura cooed as stared at the wound on her leg where she had cut him and it appeared on herself. Hidan laughed and in that split second Sakura cart-wheeled over her arm, relocating it in the process as well as end up facing the mock teacher. However in the process Hidan hitched her arm, making Sakura lose balance in her landing allowing enough time for Hidan to press her up against the wall.

With his scythe pointed against the crook of her neck and having his body only a centimeter away from hers, Sakura laughed, "What precision for such a sloppy torturer."

"All of my sacrifices are done in order, harlot."

"(Gasp) how cruel of you to call a pure, innocent girl a harlot."

"You're innocent?"

"Well not exactly…" Sakura trailed off as she closed the one centimeter distance between them, triggering the jutsu that sent small pink flames up the lengthy body of Hidan. Which caused Hidan's eyes to widen and for him to jump back laughing at the girl's stupidity.

"You do realize that whatever you do to me happens to you…" Hidan started as he watched the simultaneous flames lick up both their bodies but remained puzzled as to why she was not screaming when the flames were burning him like a bitch.

"Yes I know, but you see my dear idiot these are my special flames that even if my jutsu were to backfire as they should be doing now, the flames won't be able to burn my body." Sakura cackled as she possessed his shadow so he would have to agonizingly suffer while she wanted him to.

"What the fuck…"

"You like? It's a jutsu I learned from a good friend of mine; you won't be able to escape for a while, poor you."

"Shithead, wait till I get my hands on you."

Sakura smirked and questioned, "Why wait?" as she casually strolled over until they both were face to face with each other. "Why not try and attack me now huh?" she mocked as she leaned with one side of her face toward him even knowing that he was mirroring her movements.

"Do you realize who you're messing with?"

"(sigh) Are you really that forgetful, my poor idiot? Of course I know that you won't die from this and that when you finally find a way to release yourself from my hold, IF you do which you won't, that you'll come after me to kill me in the slowest way possible. And that's what I'm hoping for because, sadly for you my egotistical friend, you aren't the only immortal around.

"You're immortal too?"

"Heh, Heh, Not exactly…" she whispered and straightened out and was about to finish her attack when…

'Sakura…'

'Hinata I'm just about to finish him…'

'We haven't the time since they sent their tracking hound Itachi on us…'

'Aw Hinata, you shouldn't speak so lowly of the man that would've once been your husband…before he killed his family.'

"Sakura, I don't have patience to deal with your twisted sense of humor, and don't forget you were once his bride candidate too.'

'EW, don't remind me…okay I'll be there, at BoO right?

'Yes...and don't kill him.'

'You suck Hinata, did you know that?'

'(Smile) I know…and hurry.'

While Sakura was connected with Hinata, Hidan casually released her hold but not before she noticed and cooed, "Well it looks like I have to leave but don't worry I'll make sure that we having another fight again so wait for me." Then Sakura permanently singed a shape of a bird in flight on Hidan's chest as a memento to him from her as well as her promise to fight with him again. Hidan stared speechlessly after the raining fire that was left when the girl disappeared.

"Did you get it?"

"Yes." He replied as he came swinging down from a tree while deactivating his Sharingan.

"Good."

Sakura finally caught up with Hinata just as they were about to hit BoO's town when Hinata swerved abruptly motioning to Sakura that, that dog was tracking them with his jutsu and soon enough Sakura and Hinata landed in front of the decoy and walked into the famed Bordello.

"Ah, Hina, Saki, you've returned…good good…now get dressed and into your rooms, the customers are waiting."

Ah another interesting chapter with more Sakura v.s. Hidan because I was in a fun mood and Itachi and Hinata are too serious still, (sigh) sometimes I wonder if I am going too slow even for myself...anyways see you!! toodles

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P.S. Sharingan-bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan thought to originate form the Byakugan allowing users to quickly process and duplicate all genjutsu and ninjutsu while only able to process trivial taijutsu. Mengekyo Sharigan-the ultimate power of the Sharingan of which the power of the technique is based on the user due to the permanet damage done to the eyes.

P.S.S. harlot-whore Bordello-whore house