Before I even knew what was happening, I fell on something....Yea...I feel on Deidara's lips O/////O
My eyes almost poped out of my head when I saw what happened next. He pulled my onto his lap and started to kiss back.
'...He...is.....kissing...me.......HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY!'
He closed his eyes and I melted into his exsitance. It was perfect to me. The beautiful guy kissing me, no one bothering me about it, and sceaming coming from the hallway......wait...what?
"LET ME GO, YOU FUCKER!"
The door slammed open as I pulled apart from the blonde. Hidan stood there with Shelby on the floor trying to kick him. She took one look at Deidara and me and stopped.
"..........OOOOOOO SMEXI!" She yelled laughing. Yea, what a great new BFF......
I hurried and got up trying not to look like a tomato.
"Shelby.....what are you doing in here?"
"I....don't....know......How about you, fucktard," She said looking at the horror that was Hidan. "Do you even know why you brought me here?"
"I brought you cause..." He looked away from her and at Pein. "I want her to fucking join..."
He sighed. Me in the group would give him a headache....how would he suvive Shelby?
"Fine.....all you have to do I ki-" Before he could finish Shelby was already slamed againist the wall. I had to look away.
"EWWWWWW! HIDAN! WTF?!"
"What? We had to watch you kiss pretty boy over there!" He growled back at me, already withen inches of my face. He smelled like blood.......not good for me.....I had to back up before I got the urge to find where the blood was coming from.
"Scared of me are you?" He said laughing as I tripped over the chair behind me and onto Sasori. "Think Pinocchio can save you? HAHA!"(.....Wow a whole sentence without a swear word in it XD)
Suddenly, Tsuande walked in.
"EVERYONE OUT!" We all walked out, but me. "Execpt you.....You need to take a pill..."
I quickly swallowed the horse-chocker she gave me. I was about to leave when she stopped me again.
"What do you want now?!"
".........I have a person to escort you to the door.....Gaara come in here....."
-........MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SO EVIL! CLIFFHANGER! AGAIN!
-KAM