Squeee!! Whoop Whoop I made it this far! Anyways, THANK YOU jouhan (First for reviewing again and the HidanxSaku pairing is probably be the spicy all barbs and sarcasm kind of pair) and THANK YOU HeartBrokenHinata (For thinking that my story was sweet) and of course THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS FAR!!

Twili: Sakura...

Sakura: Yeah?!

Twili: Would you please read this sentence and you can have Sasuke (in whatever way you want Muhahahahaha)

Sasuke: Hey! When am I yours to give?

Twili: I meant in the story.

Sakura: Sure I do it...ahem...MyTwiliLove does not own that stupid child Naruto, you all know who does...

Naruto: Aw Sakura, am I really that stupid?

Twili: It's okay Naruto, she's just saying that and you readers enjoy!!

"Ah Madame, to think that you had permanently thrown us out last time, where has this generosity to take us back in come from, eh?"

'Brownnoser…'

'Shut up, Sakura.'

"Well you see girls, it's only after you left that I realized that…"

'…you're a stupid excuse of a bitch?'

'Sakura…'

'Fine, fine whatever…she's still a stupid ho'

'(Sigh), you're as bad as Hidan."

'(Gasp) Hinata, I'm offended…to compliment me so is so unlike you.'

'…I am not that antisocial as to not be able to compliment you and also I was insulting you…in case you wanted to know'

'I already knew that!'

'Oh really, I thought that your brain didn't hold the capacity to understand the difference between an insult and a compliment'

'Ouch…'

'It's what you get when you want me to be normal.'

"Well you don't need to act as if you have a stick up the…"

"…and that is why I have decided to request that you come and be a part of my humble abode."

"Why, thank you Madame Niha and do we still have the same rooms as before?"

"(pft) As if I'd give your rooms away…follow me to let me show you your new wardrobes."

As the two girls' chakra got closer Itachi noticed that Hidan was troubled by something so he asked, "What's the problem?"

"It's just that I want to know why we have to be temporary partners, and even though I hate to say I miss that fucking Frankenstein a little."

'Frankenstein? Oh…'

"Well Kakuzu was jumping for joy in having to change partners."

'That fucking money-whore…just you wait I'll rip you a new Chelsea smile…'

Achoo, Achoo, Achoo "Hey Kakuzu you know that if you sneeze three times in a row someone's thinking bad about you."

'Who would think badly about me?'

"Ugh, this stupid dress just screams road kill."

'Be patient, Sakura you only have to dress like this until we are ordered out of here.'

"I know but come on, black and white fur? Is that supposed to be sexy or something?" Sakura complained wearing a sleeveless Kimono that went up to her knees. The kimono had a zigzag stitching lined with black and white fur while the color of the kimono itself was a deep blood-red color with an overall ragged cut print with the cut color being black and white. "It looks like the boa part of the outfit got stuck on it by accident, but I do feel better about something…"

'What?'

"At least my kimono is better than yours." Sakura laughed because in contrast to Sakura's, Hinata's Kimono was sleeveless and all the way to the floor with slits on both sides up to her up to her hip and was colored a deep midnight blue with silver floral stitching all along the kimono.

'Really? I kind of liked my kimono actually.'

"I guess if you like that you look like a walking silver rose garden at night. And what are you speaking in telepathy?"

'I figured since Niha is right in the other room and with you screaming everything, I figured that remaining quiet would be best since at least one of us has to stick to the plan.'

'You could have told me to shut up.'

'I could have, but I didn't. Anyway go to your room because they're here.'

'Sweet, sweet salvation of my anger since my punching bag has arrived.' Sakura commented as she sauntered off to her room to await her 'customer'.

"Ha I knew she was a harlot."

'This must be a mistake; their chakras couldn't have lead to here could they?'

"Alright then, we'll go in and you take the pink-haired one and I take the blue-haired one."

"With pleasure."

'Oh god, how long does it take to fucking walk into a building? For god's sake I'm getting bored here.' Sakura inwardly grumbled as she readied her torture devices. 'Heh heh I hope he likes a little extreme S and M.'

Hinata moved all the furniture away from the middle and created a huge summoning circle in case he used the Mengekyo. Then she re-adjusted the furniture and thought up a plan to not involve the circle in any way until she suddenly smirked 'I got it.'

Itachi walked up to the Madame that was getting on his nerves since the past ten minutes that she was trying to convince them to pick other girls when he and Hidan specifically asked for 'Hina and Saki' and Itachi's patience was just about out. "Madame we will only have Miss Hina and Miss Saki," he repeated for the millionth time but this time towering menacingly over the 4' 9" woman while glaring enough to make her freeze like a deer in headlights.

"A-As you w-wish sires."

"Thank you." 'Finally, I thought I would end up strangling this woman.'

'What a bitch, she's worse than the pink-haired slut,' was Hidan foul-mouthed thought as he followed Itachi and the woman until she stopped in front of a door and proclaimed it as Hina's room to which Itachi walked in.

As the woman looked over her shoulder to Hidan she seductively smiled and winked and then asked, "Are you sure you want Saki? She's a firecracker and the dominatrix of this place."

"Oh, I'm sure I want her now." Hidan replied as he thought 'This is going to be fun…' and as soon as they had started walking they stopped in front of Saki's room and Hidan opened the door slowly only to see two small, womanly hands pop out, feel his chest, find the singed bird mark, drag him into the room and throw him against the wall hard enough to shock his senses long enough for her to tie him up in chakra strings and force him into a sitting position.

Then she smiled and purred, "You're all mine now."

As Itachi had walked into the room, he found a sleeping Hinata on the bed and when he neared her prone form, noticing that she looked familiar like from a past memory. However when he came within an inch of the bed she whipped out her arm and snatched his and flipped him onto the bed while she crouched over him with her knees straddling his hips and her hands placed with fingers against the sides and temple of his skull.

Then she whispered, lips brushing his right ear, "I've got you now."

Man this is getting exciting and whoo Hinata, you go girl, ah and I don't know what to do with Hidan-Sakura's bad mouth should I wash it out with soap? Anyway this chapter was more like a filler but not really (if that made any sense), see you!! toodles

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rAnDoM qUoTe Of ThE dAy: How was this chapter? You know the Halocaust? Yeah. It's the exact opposite of that.

P.S. chakra-life force energy (in this case life of jutsus) kimonos-national costume of Japan, a traditional full-length garment wrapped around the body then tied with a belt-like cloth called and obi

P.S.S. 'Chelsea smile'-a torture device done by cutting open the mouth further as to have the cuts rip open further as the victim opens their mouths wider S and M-Sadist and Masochist dominatrix- a woman who takes the dominant role in bondage and discipline