Oh SO SORRY FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WATCHED FOR UPDATES OF THIS STORY!! Anyways the reason I didn't update was that I went to Canada from July 30th (Woot! Canadians Woot!) to August 7th so I couldn't add more stories and then School started on August 13th, so I was busy getting ready for school and then as school started I had no time (since I'm in an Honors program T.T Dang you education!!) ANYWAYS...

Twili: Orochimaru, you can share Sasuke with Sakura...

Orochimaru: Why can't I have Itachi?

Hinata: Because he's MINE, ALL MINE!!

Itachi: It's impossible for me to belong to anyone...

Twili: (whispered to Itachi) Don't worry I'm not going to really let them have you. Are you crazy? Look at them...

Hinata/Orochimaru: Hey!

Twili: Enough! (finger on backspace) Now Orochimaru if you don't say it you'll be cut form the story all together, eh?

Orochimaru: MyTwlilLove doesn't own the weakling known as Naruto, you all know who does...

Naruto: ...

Twili: Aww sorry Naruto I can't help him, but anyway enjoy you readers you!

"You do, do you? Well then we'll have to fix that won't we?" He seductively whispered back as he silently activated his Sharingan.

"Ah ha, not so fast my love." Hinata cooed as chakra flared from her fingertips to reveal two identical seals at the corners of his eyes looking like spades with the tail sprouting from the edges of his eyes.

"What can you…?" Itachi trailed off as the searing pain left him seeing white out of wincing eyes, also contrary to returning to normal afterwards the white fog-hazed vision continued to blind him.

"Just think of it as a parting gift." Hinata chuckled until Itachi unexpectedly grabbed her arm and buried her under him while he held both arms with one hand and the other on her throat while his hips were ground against hers to prevent any movement. "Oh? In a hurry to move business along aren't we?" Hinata casually mused while watching the genius in front, or rather on top, of her visibly struggle not to choke her, for he was smart enough to know that she was probably the only one who knew how the release the seals and that her needed her alive for that to happen.

"What the fuck? You bitch! Take this mother fucking blindfold off so I can skin you alive."

"Ha, you know that made no sense whatsoever."

"Oh really? I thought it made perfect sense…" Hidan breathed as he snapped the rope and cut the blindfold and lightning quickly pushed Sakura against the door and locked it, all the while yanking her hair down so the she was forced to look up at him, and then he crushed his body from chest down against her so that her body was pushed against the door so that the door knob dug painfully in the dip of her lower back. "…because I had to do this to you, when you could have avoided it by letting me go." Hidan finished as he bore down on her with his mouth only a centimeter away from hers and his painfully pink eyes compelling Sakura to stare right back at him.

"My my, you are quite the slick one." Sakura stated as she closed the distance between them to suck Hidan into a long and somewhat painful kiss as she broke it by switching their places until he was against the door.

"You haven't seen anything yet." He blew as he bodily slammed her onto the bed following close after and placing his hand where the door knob had been and digging the heel of his hand into the sore spot as Sakura arched from the pain right into the crevice his body made as he was crouched, knees on the satin sheets, over her. "Just wait and see." He continued as he tilted her head back to a painful angle then lowered his head only to captured her mouth with his and kiss her long and hard, hard enough that he was soon grinding his whole body against her, with the heel of his hand digging further into her back. As he broke the kiss for air, Hidan bit Sakura's lower lip, hard. This time however Sakura slithered her hand up his chest with nails pointed as to leave a trail of thin lines spilling blood over her covering her own bleeding chest then her hands snaked through his hair settling as fists with clumps of hair in them. The heat of the trail had left Hidan with as much of a scar as the lines, that he was craving more but as he lowered his head once more, Sakura swiftly, at the last second, angled her head slightly so he missed her lips and ended up kissing the small dip between her lower lip and her chin.

"Come now, you didn't expect it to be that easy right?" Hinata half-cackled as she watched, through slit eyes, the great Uchiha conspicuously, unsuccessfully try to break the seal as he was still on top of her.

"Release it, now, or else…"

"…or else…? You'll torture me? Ha! Don't make me laugh…" Hinata trailed as Itachi leaned closer to her face and look as if he was going to kiss her.

'Kiss me? Where is my imagination going anyways?'

"Did you hear me woman?"

"My name's not woman its Hina and you don't have to hiss at me!" Hinata pouted as Itachi suddenly chuckled as closed his hand around her throat enough to have her sputtering for breath. " T-there's no n-need t-to get h-huffy with m-me." Hinata ground out as Itachi seemed to successfully get his anger across. Unfortunately for Hinata, Itachi began to squeeze her neck until Hinata had to activate her disappearing jutsu and successfully began slipping through the bed to escape. As a surprise to him, Itachi forgot to let go of Hinata and instead was pulled through the bed so that his hands were through the mattress and he could graze the floor with his fingertips. Hinata slipped through the floor as well and came back up through the floor standing next to the bed.

She then chuckled as she turned her back to him achingly slow as to taunt him, until suddenly he wasn't stuck in the bed and instead up against Hinata's back with her front side pushed into a wall. "Well, I am beyond just a little mad, so I have the right to get huffy."

"What's wrong? Isn't it healthy to have a little competition? I mean you must get bored with missions that are too easy for you."

"Yes, but I don't like my level of ability to be questioned, by anyone let alone a doll-like beauty whose worst fear is being socially rejected."

"Ha! Have you not been paying any attention to the scene just now? Trust me I am way beyond craving social acceptance."

"Are you sure? The Hinata Hyuuga I knew wasn't."

Yay! Sexiness!! I have NO idea what's going on with Hidan and Sakura (forgive me I felt random)! And Ha! See? I did add classic Hinata just not in the classic way (yay loopholes) anyways sorry for the wait and new readers, welcome to my imagination! Okay reivew and I will write sooner! toodles

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RaNdOm QuOtE oF tHe DaY: I think I'm gonna hurl. I think I'm gonna blow chunks.

P.S. If you don't know where the quote is from I'll cry!

P.S.S. Oh and if you can correctly tell me where the above quote is from you get to be a character in my story, (if you want to of course) heh heh heh I have to get reviews somehow or else I won't know what you think of the story!!

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