Shadow was running through the city when he saw a soldier knocked back by a laser blast.

"Oh my gosh…" Shadow mumbled concernedly. He picked up the gun that the soldier had. "THIS IS FULLY LOADED! Sucker!" Shadow exclaimed, aiming at the first thing he saw. He shot a flying, bat-like alien.

"GREAT JOB!" He heard a cocky voice say from behind. He turned to see a blue hedgehog that looked similar to himself.

"Hey you're………Your name's Speedy Poo Man right?" Shadow asked.

"……………………………………I see you still have that same short-term memory problem ever since we last saw each other at Eggman's flagship. Y'know, against Metal Sonic?" Sonic asked.

"……………OH! That's right! You're Amy Rose!"

"HOW DO I LOOK EVEN REMOTELY LIKE AMES!? First off, she's PINK! I'M BLUE!"

"Well, how should I know that? I'm COLOR-BLIND!"

"Second, my name is Sonic! You know! Fastest thing alive? Speedy McQuickness? Sonic the Supersonic Hedgehog?"

"Oh Yeah!"

"Hey Shad! That's a Chaos Emerald! With it, you can unlock unlimited power!" Sonic said.

Shadow destroyed all enemies in the vicinity with numerous calls from Sonic like "STOP!" and "Hey, They're on OUR side!"

"THEY'RE NOT ON OUR SIDE IF THEY SHOOT AT US!" Shadow protested.

"Uh, only cause you jump IN their line of fire!" Sonic corrected.

Shadow then ran into an octopus like alien with one eye.

You know how sometimes you feel that on one side of you, there's a red devil guy and on the other there's a cute little angel guy? That's how Shadow felt. On the devil side, Doom's Eye was going around with a pitchfork, repeating the words, "KILL! KILL! KILL!" and on the angel side Sonic was saying, "FUN! FUN! FUN!" repeatedly. And worst of all, some weirdo was playing a banjo remix of the CHICKEN DANCE in the background!

"SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!"

Shadow then continued forward and reached the Chaos Emerald.

"SHADOW! YOU HAVE FAILED THE MISSION!"

"Hey, you want the Chaos Emeralds right, so here it is!" Shadow proclaimed proudly.

"…………………YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE FIRED!" Doom's Eye yelled, if that's even possible, on account of, he didn't have a mouth.

"SHADOW! THERE ARE STILL ALIENS TO KILL!" Sonic yelled out from behind.

"Blah, blah, blah." Shadow said, completely ignoring Sonic's words. He whipped out his two Chaos Emeralds. "CHAOS CONTROL!" He yelled as he was floating upward in a beam of light. "See ya Sony!" He proclaimed just before he vanished.

"MY NAME IS SONIC!" Sonic yelled to the sky.

To be cont'd…

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