MJ: Alright, here is the third installment...And our lovely guests today are...Piper and...Um, who are you again?

person: Now that's just rude.

Piper: Hey, MJ, don't be so mean.

MJ: Seriously! I don't remember his name! Oh wait...Harrier! That's right! Sorry about that!

Harrier: It is alright. Now, shall we begin?
Piper: Yes, I'd like to see what the idiot in my crew has...

MJ: Okay! Here we go!!

Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.

Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.

Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.

Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books.

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.

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Piper: Fear of ugliness, eh? Well, he is kinda vain...

MJ: And you're just now figuring this out?
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Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.

Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.

Ergophobia- Fear of work.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

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Harrier: Makes sense they'd use a long word for the fear of long words...

MJ: Of course! Isn't that the point of naming things?
Piper: Most of these words have roots in Latin, right?
MJ: Yeah...Why?
Piper: Do you know what the Latin word for "idiot" is?
MJ: ...Let's just keep going, eh?

Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

Logophobia- Fear of words.

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.

Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.

Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.

Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.

Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.

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Piper: I think that's a fear any sharpshooter would have.

MJ: Yes, but we're not talking about any sharpshooter.

Harrier: Quite right. We are talking about Finn.

Piper: Who is a sharpshooter.

MJ: Alright, just a few more left.

Sophophobia- Fear of learning.

Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

Harrier: Wait, fear of the great mole rat?
MJ: Sounded like Finn, so I put it on the list here.

Piper: Actually, Harrier, that does sound like Finn.

MJ: Exactly, and to our readers...PLEASE REVIEW!!

Harrier: Wait, that's it?
Piper: Yes, Harrier, that's it.

MJ: Now, please don't pull what Aerrow did in the first chapter...