Chapter Two

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"Alright we've got three! And oh my God! How could I forget Hakkai!" Ira came back to the front of the bar, dragging Goku behind her.

After a few minutes the girls had all the Saiyuki boys rounded up in a circle on the ground, tied with a rope.

"Oh-Ehm-F'ing-Gee! You forgot Hakkai! He's the cutest one!" Ellen shouted from where she was braiding Kougaiji's hair. She looked up.

"Ack! Somebody help us!" Goku shouted, squirming in the ropes.

"Mwahahaha!" Ira laughed, dancing around. "We have them all!"

Then she caught a movement of red in the corner of her eye.

-ENTER HOTTIE #6-

"What's going on here?" Edward Elric asked, and upon seeing the pile of boys on the ground, being guarded by about 14 girls he raised an eyebrow.

The girls stood slack jaw, looking at the short boy. He was way shorter than they had pictured. None the less, they looked at eachother and grined the most evil grin.

Edward caught the look and ran before it was too late.

"ZOMG! ED!" Ellen screamed. Edward was already far ahead, but Ellen got up and started running after him anyway.

"Get back here!"

"Don't run, ma'am! Think of Hakkai!" Edward shouted over his shoulder.

"Right!" Ellen turned sharp in her tracks, but then she started chasing Edward again. "You're not getting away this time, pipsqueek!"

Edward did a little dance that sent him flying in the air and he becamse so angry Ellen almost wished she had stayed braiding Kougaiji's hair.

"Who-you-callin'-so-small-that-they're-unworthy-of-fangirls!"

Ellen then stood up straight and imitated a Roy posture.

"Seek your enemy's weakness and never fail to irritate!" she giggled.

-ENTER HOTTIE# 7-

A tall, dark haired, fair skinned man walked down the trail.

"What is this place? It doesn't look like Paradise..." he said in the most melodious voice that filled the air. The fangirls stopped giggling and turned to stare, as if in a daze.

Ellen was the first to stand up and try to recognise the face. When she did she started screaming and doing a little dance. The guy wasn't sure what to make of her.

"It's Kiba! It's Kiba! Oh My God! IT'S KIBA!"

-ENTER HOTTIE #8-

Just then, another man ran up behind Kiba, quickly followed by two others. He had short silver hair and gold eyes.

"Kiba! Get out of here! This place is infested in...in...!" Tsume saw a handful of girls chasing him, ready to pounce. "Oh my God! The fangirls are coming! Run, Kiba!"

-ENTER HOTTIE #9-

"Man!" One of the other boys who had come behind Tsume rubbed his head. "Where's the food!" Hige saw Kiba and Tsume dodging fangirls and going back the way they came. "Wha'?"

"Hige! I can't believe it! All these cute guys! All around us!" Ellen stood in a daze. "Okay...let's see...who's missing?" she started counting all the bishies. "Hmm, well, we're missing Yuki Sohma and umm..."

-ENTER HOTTIES #10 & 11-

Two more guys walked into the clearning. One was taller than the other and had black clothing with unbrushed, spiky blonde hair. The other had a mop-top of black hair and sharp clack eyes. He wore a white shirt and blue pants.

"...Ohhh yeahhh..." Ellen breathed when she saw them. They were the very ones she was about to mention. Cloud Strife from Midgar and Roy Mustang from Central. She ran at full speed to get to them before the other fangirls and glomped them.

"Wha'! Get the heck off-a me!" Roy gasped for air.

Cloud pushed Ellen off of the both of them and looked at her. "Aeris?"

"You dimwit!" Roy said, bopping cloud's head with the back of his hand. "These are fangirls! Aren't you aware that they think you're hot! Stay away from them!" Roy pushed away from the girls.

"Hot? It's a cool evening...um..." Cloud pondered. Girls had run up to him and started talking about how much hair cement he had used and about how cute he'd be if his hair reached his waist. "What's a fangirl?" he asked. Ira came back from running after Roy and shouted to all of the other girls.

"What was that? Cloud doesn't know what a fangirl is?" Ira grinned. "We don't have to hold down!"

"No! Cloud! Ack! Get aw-" Roy tripped and was dogpiled before he could finish.

"That's what I call falling head over heels." Ira said, holding Roy down.

-ENTER HOTTIE #12-

"Hey, Cloud, what is all that noise?" Reno asked. Then he saw Cloud being pinned in a bear hug by Ellen, Roy on the ground with a bunch of girls on top of him, Hige being lured away by the smell of food inside the bar, Kiba being held down by a few girls and Tsume being dragged off behind the bar. "What the Hell is this!"

-ENTER HOTTIE #13-

A tousle-haired blonde came out of a dark corner in the bar looking very annoyed. "What's going on out here? I'm trying to work on my latest novel."

Ira looked at Reno and Eiri Yuki and smiled. "This day keeps getting better and better!"

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A/N: please R&R