Ellen walked over to Cloud and knocked him over before running off again.

"Mwahahaaa! Cloud, you are MINE!"

"Hmm, such interesting girls." said Hakkai. "They remind me of Goku when he sees a whole banquet prepared just for him. Although..." he sees Ellen jump on Yuki in a chibi cling. "We seem to be the food! I just figured out these wierd girls out! They're youkai with an obsession and they've entered the craze! RUN! We stand no chance!"

Hakkai started to run full speed away from the clearing.

"Wait!" Ellen shouted in a sweet, sad voice. Hakkai stopped short and turned around, only to see Kanan standing behind him. "Where are you going... Gouno? Take me with you..."

Hakkai fell to his knees.

"K--Kanan?" he tested the name he hadn't spoken since that day.

"HAH! Gotcha!" Ellen went berserk and pounced on Hakkai, knocking him over.

-ENTER HOTTIE #14-

There was a loud bang overhead and bullets fell everywhere.

"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE! Looks like a party!" Claude Winchester shouted from the top of a car, holding a smoking bazooka and blowing air into a balloon while blasting everything. After the commotion settled, everything was intact. Ahh, the miracle of anime effects.

Ira looked at Yuki and Reno.

"Care to join us, boys?" she asked. Reno whipped around and ran, him long red pony tail swacking Yuki in the face. Ellen laughed hard and accidentally hit her head on Hakkai's arm.

"AH!" Reno yelled while running. Yuki's eyes narrowed and he chased Reno.

"Uhg... why do they always run!" Ira complained. "You girls get Yuki, I'll go after Reno."

Reno ducked around a corner down the road and held his knees, trying to catch his breath. Then he stood up and looked around.

"I think...I lost her..." he breathed, unaware of who was behind him.

"Are you sure?" said the person. "Maybe you should check."

"No, she's not coming, I'm..." he looked around the corner to check then he turned around to look at the speaker. Reno's eyes widened and he went speechless. He tried to run again, but his foot caught on a branch and he shouted as Ira jumped on him.

"Got ya!" she said, dragging him back. "Okay, girls, I got Reno!" she saw the girls tackling Yuki and she giggled. "I'd say we have him, too."

Then she saw K-san.

"Uh-oh..."

The guys who were tied with the rope cheered, "K-san! Get us out of here!"

"Yuuukiii!" Ellen shouted, leaving Hakkai in his reverie. She waved to K-san and shouted to him.

"Oh my God! It's K-san!" she shouted. "Happy belated birthday, you cute moron!"

"Thank you!" K-san shouted back. "Oh yeah! Are you the one in charge? I'd like to know what's going on here or else this one here gets blasted!"

-ENTER CUTIE #1-

K held up Shuichi who was absolutely terrified and held the bazooka to Shuichi's head. Yuki pushed the girls away and went straight to the tank.

"Shuichi!" he shouted. "Put him down, you idiot!" he kicked the tank.

"For Yuki's sake, K-san, put Shuichi down!" Ellen shouted, running up and shaking her fist at K. K did as asked and put Shuichi down, who then ran down to Yuki and they held eachother for a while, before the girls clobbered them.

"YEEHAW!" the girls shouted.

"Dang. Thanks a lot, K." some of the guys who were tied up moaned.

"Traitor!" Goku shouted. Ira laughed.

"Sorry, boys, no one is going to help you." she exclaimed, looking at the nice pile of bishounen.

"Such is life, boys, when a guy can't turn down a pretty girl's orders." K-san sighed, raising a knowing finger.

"You girls are annoying like bugs." Yuki groaned while being pulled off with a rope around his belly. Shuichi wasn't far off from his dreadful fate, either.

-ENTER HOTTIE #15-

"Bug... what kind of bug?" Ryuichi came out of the bar, taking off his sunglasses and squinting, dispight the low light.

"What the--" Ira turned and saw Ryuichi. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" she ran and jumped to her idol, who cleverly sidestepped and watched her fall flat on her face.

"Hmm.." he said, squatting down and getting a better look at Ira, who was now covered with dirt. "Is this a game?"

"Uhhhmm...Yes it is. The object of the game is to let me pounce on you, then let me drag you over to those boys over there..." Ira pointed to the bishounen. "and then let me tie you up... wanna play?"

"Um... okay." Ryuichi smiled and huddled Mr. Bear. Ira took the chance to pounce on him and tie him up.

"You bastard! You said you'd keep the girls AWAY from us!" Yuki shouted angrily.

"I did?" K-san asked with a blank stare.

-ENTER HOTTIE #16-

"Come on, man, listen to your comrade." said a deep, hauntingly sweet voice. Ellen looked and in the doorway of the bar stood a tall young man in his twenties or maybe even thirties, though his face was flawless.

"Oh my goodness!" Ellen burst into tears and ran to him as if he were her long lost older brother. "Gren! Gren! GREN! I thought Vicious killed you!"

Grencia Mars Elijah Guo Eckener, a soldier on Titan in the days of the war and experiments, was standing before them all.

"He did... but soon after, my ship had drifted safely back to Titan and the scientists there revived me."

Everyone stared at him with the stare of the dead.

"Are you two a couple or somethin'?" Goku blurted out.

"Heck no! I'm not Julia!" Ellen complained.

"No, actually she's not Julia. She's jsut another loyal comrade of mine from the Titan days before the plague swept over the planet."

"What else do you think you know about me?" Ellen asked.

"I don't know anything else." Gren said flatly.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Please review! hands all the reviewers a cookie