guys i am so sorry wen chocolaterocks gave the review i re read it to see why and realised that some paragraphs were all over the place and a fifth of the story was after my end AN so im sorry heres the chapter again please im sorry if i made u turn off andsorry there long maybe ill get a poll to see if u want them shorter or u cud just review it? either way im happy id be happy if u just put a dot in a review just to let me know that some people have read my story. i get a little jealous when people have about two chapters and they have 70 reviews where as i have 10 reviews and 5 chapters *sheds tear* well anyway sorry btw so heers the chapter hopefuly correct anyone wanna be my beta? just ask or help me or watvea = )

argh!!!!!!!!! ok random outburst don't no y I did it let me check *scrolls down* oh rite im not into it but if I get enough hits reads comments reviews whatever ill continue and um well if I don't finish it before and I mean the whole story before I get a chance to put this on the internet then there will be a huge wait cause I don't get into it plus im extremely busy im just starting school in Feb. and I've done nothing in my hols im so behind and my dad doesn't help but u didn't want to read about my personal life just my story so ill let u go .............. this once...............nah but when I red some fanfic I loved the humour some put in these author notes I loved it made me laugh and smile and I need a bucketful of that so keep it coming ill keep reading and keep typing and uploading chya

urgh do I need to do this all the time I only own the twilight series books my mum bought me from the bookstore and pics I copied from Google teehee

Departure

Renesmee's POV

My parents left in the lovey-dovey fashion they usually did. Soon that would possibly be me and Jacob exiting our son or daughters room in our own house. I loved him with all my heart and he loved me just the same back. Ugh, school. Why? I had the brain of a thirty year old no doubt, I didn't need to learn the things they taught there, I didn't need education I had my life all mapped out before me, Jacob and I would have our own house, we would live peacefully alone together for the moment. I had my car, the credit card to the Cullen fortune, Jacob would be waiting at the other end of the aisle for me in his suit, we would say 'I do', we would kiss use two of the tickets aunty alike got us for our honeymoon, make our way back and would make love. We would no longer be alone with the pitter-patter of tiny feet, our child would live with us hopefully children and would live for eternity. Then it hit me - children. Would they be like me? Quarter vampire grow like me, reach an age then live for eternity? Surely not. I didn't think of it again but it was still at the back of my mind.

After getting dressed in an outfit I knew all the guys would mouth water at and all the girls to start making nasty rumours about me I headed out to the kitchen. My father and mother on the couch, dad reading the newspaper and mum lying down with her feet in his lap her eyes closed. I didn't bother trying to eat human food, it disgusted me and made me mostly sick. Dad looked up and tried reading my mind, seeing if I was still pondering the question before.

"Ask Carlisle." Was all he said before mum opened her eyes and looked over her shoulder to me. No doubt dad would fill her in after I left with my thoughts.

He answered again "Only if you want me to" Before raising his eyebrow, questioningly. I shrugged "Sure I mean its gonna happen someday." He grimaced at me before looking at the paper again. Mum continued to smile at me before returning to her previous position after a few seconds she bounded up to me.

"Want me to drive you to school? If you drive I just know you'll go straight to La Push, don't deny it, I know you Renesmee Cullen," Ah she knew me alright.
"Fine," was all I could muster, there was no point in arguing I had everyone against me, in the end uncle Emmet would pick me up and take me himself. Dad smiled but shook it off his face when I noticed. I was the one to smile then, then mum did thinking it was over my last school day. She was so off what was really going on most of the time, I giggled behind her in my head.

She took my hand and we ran to her car. Her Ferrari sped out our driveway onto the road, going over the limit to race me to school, if she drove any slower I would be late. I cursed under my breath as we made it into the school car park. I could hear a few wolf whistles and whoop whoops when we parked and mum made her way out of the car to give me a goodbye hug. I got out and could hear the guys whisper under their breath "Hey...reckon they're sisters?.....man I want that new brunette, maybe both - together.....wonder if she's starting today......stuff Nessie who's that?" I laughed a little as mum pulled away. She laughed along with me. If only they knew the truth I thought.

"Uh, Mr Banner's here, sorry Ness. Gotta go. Bye love," My mum kissed my cheek before backing away towards the car not before a guy in my English class stopped her.

"Hey, baby. You related to Nessie? we're best buds in English. You starting here today? I could show you around, ya know all the private places." Peter was his name but I didn't know him or notice him, I paid no attention to the guys in my class unless they did something hilariously embarrassing. My mother laughed and covered her mouth with her left hand.

"Sorry sugar but im happily and perfectly married. See this here ring?" She glittered the gold band along her finger "means I'm taken and much older than you, physically and mentally." I laughed this time. Fortunately my dad wasn't here to see this or he would have led him to one of this private places to end his life.

"I won't tell if you don't" This guy wasn't letting go to easily. A dark figure came up behind my mum and put his arm around her waist from behind.

"Mmm sweetheart, is this guy annoying you, doesn't he know that you are married?" My mother didn't even flinch not to hear my fathers voice but it was familiar all the same. She turned around in Uncle Emmet's arms and acted all sweetly and innocently.

"He won't leave my alone baby" Glancing at a shaking Peter before facing my uncle again " Maybe you should en-force it" That did it, Emmet started flexing his giant muscles. "Pleasure my sweet."

"Uh no, that's ok. Sorry um Mrs....I guess I'll....right....see you in English Nessie." And with that he left turning on his heel abruptly. We could hear a bunch of guys laughing so loudly and uncontrollably mimicking Peters actions, Uncle Emmet, mum and I all joined in. "Mmm baby, I like this position. I won't tell Edward if you don't" Laughing towards the end. My mum squirmed out of his hold and hit him playfully, laughing along "I'm guessing Alice...?"

"Mhmm" he nodded. "Well I'll see you at home my precious" He licked his lips and squeezed my mums butt, she gave him her death glare and slapped him across the cheek. He looked shell-shocked "What? I was just trying to imply it all, they're still watching" Before my mum had a chance to look in the schools direction and back at uncle Emmet, he was walking into the forest before running off home. I loved my family, the teasing - all of it. Mum scolded towards the forest hearing the laughs fade away. Then she unexpectedly started laughing, I gave her a quizzical look. "Alice will see that no doubt, and then Edward will too ahhh I miss him. Do you need me to go to the office to explain everything?" She asked, I got over my fit of giggles then. "Nah, it's all good, but I better leave now, I'm already late."

It was true the warning bell had gone as soon as Peter had left. I gave my mum a quick peck and gave her a reassuring look before I ran - at an inhuman speed - through the front doors of the school into my English class.

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I seated myself at my table all to myself. No one fortunately noticed but the teacher was stunned to turn from the whiteboard to face the class and find me in my seat. I smiled back hopping for no questions, he just stared but eventually sat at his desk calling the role. I heard some girls snicker in the corner hearing them saying some nasty things about my outfit how it was painted on and so forth I tuned them out and twiddled with my hair. Twisting it around my finger the guys started to look back at me.

Oh what the hell I thought. Today's my last day, I'm gonna have some fun. So I sat up straighter and started pouting. I started fluttering my eyelashes uncontrollably and gave them all alluring gazes. I parted my lips only to lick them and gave a wink and glancing purposefully at the popular girls who had now gone quiet and stared wide eyed at me. I gave them a wink and a short twinkle with my fingers before the teacher interrupted us telling us to concentrate on our work.

"Renesmee Carlie, come up to my table please." Some of the girls started giggling again until I stood up. My miniskirt showing just how exactly high up it could go with my tight tank top covering up as little skin as possible. I decided to go the long way through the middle of all the desks and pass as many guys as I could. I rested my hands on my butt as I went through the class. Some girls muttered slut, leso and bitch under their breath but I continued on my head high.

They're just saying that cause they're jealous and want to be you I remembered back to what my Aunt Rosalie had said when I asked about it once, my smile widened further on my face. There was one boy I had to pass left before I made it to the teachers desk, he had his foot out as if to trip me up probably. If I tripped and landed flat on my face all the guys would be able to look up my already to short skirt. I looked at him, a popular jock I thought I continued forward and blew a kiss at him before giving him a wink. He immediately fell under my spell and his leg tucked in under the desk while I passed, I suppressed a giggle and stood in front of the teacher.

He wasn't looking at my revealing thigh but he wasn't looking at my face either, a little lower to be exact. How could teachers think this about their students? Old perverts, I coughed and crossed my arms in front of my chest. It seemed to wake him of his daze and fantasies to bring his eyes up to mine. He coughed, probably to clear his throat so his voice wouldn't break. "Ah yes, miss Carlie, your ... behaviour is not appropriate in this classroom, I'm afraid you'll be spending a detention with me, tomorrow at lunchtime." Even if detention was suppose to be a punishment his eyes couldn't hold the eagerness, the time to be spent maybe alone with me. Ugh, again old perverted dic -

"Um, Mr Vary today's actually my last day here and I need to go to the office and clear everything up with the rest of my teachers...I'm leaving for Australia tomorrow." Suddenly the teachers eyes looked disappointed and I could hear the gasps and whets? behind me. All the girls however couldn't be happier, I could picture their smirks on their ugly faces.

"Oh well, I'm sorry to hear that you will be leaving us Miss Carlie," I'm sure even he could hear the chit chat behind me, some as if's and whatever's along with how he probably felt towards me. I giggled and turned to head back towards my seat.

Suddenly a paper ball was thrown onto my desk. I unravelled it at looked at the script. Hey hottie, heard you were leaving shame. You'll be taking my heart with you ya know. I love you sweet lips so call me and email me. As soon as I leave here I'll come looking for you, love you baby maybe you should invite your hot sister from the car park.

It had his mobile number and email address below followed by his name. I looked around for the 'Andrew' that threw me the note I had scrunched it up ready to throw it back at him but thought again it was my last day. I still had more fun up my sleeves installed for this school known as my hell hole. I wrote on the back of his note my reply was; Hey super-sexy I giggled at my thoughts as to what to write your so off, I want you right now, I want you so badly I can picture our two bodies spread out on your desk. Your lips against mine, im flushing thinking about it right now. Come to me lover call me I'll leave my number with you.

I would have to remember his number and tell uncle Emmet to put it into his phone so when Andrew called he could remember his part about it, oh Andrew, I love you your Nessie.

I thought to end it there, I could of had more fun but it was to much. I scrunched it up and threw into the back of his head. He scrapped it off the floor and I watched his eyes widen at every word, I giggled inexcusably after I saw him rub his fly of his pants. Oh boys I thought stupid idiotic human boys.

"Renesmee....." I turned my head to the door as I heard my name in a hushed whisper. Or did I? Did I imagine it? I ignored it until I heard my fathers voice again

"stop that now, I know we're leaving but that's no excuse, don't get into too much trouble." Even I could hear the smile behind the double meaning. I whispered back too fast and audible for human ears "don't worry father, it'll be okay. trust me." if he replied I couldn't hear him, I tuned him out and listened to the teacher until the bell went for my second class.

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It was lunchtime already and I sat at my usual table unfortunately not by my usual self. Most of the guys in my year heard about my note to Andrew and were apparently fighting over me, throwing themselves at me telling me that they wanted to be mine, and telling me not to leave or if I had to at least take them with me. I didn't think to whether father had left or not, why would he stay? wouldn't he keep an eye on me?

Daddy? I thought rather loudly Dad if your here help please, pleeeeeeeaaase I begged again. My prays were answered when the cafeteria doors slammed open and in strolled my father, making all the girls fall at his feet. He ignored them and kept his eyes on mine, I smiled widely making all the guys turn their heads towards him. I stood silently and he smiled back I started walking towards him, the guys started following me getting angrier at the unfamiliar face.

Dad and I met in the middle of the cafeteria everyone completely silent and still staring at the two of us, the most beautiful people in the whole school no doubt, he held out his arms and I jumped into them. He kissed the side of head and pulled back a little to caress my cheek with his hands, our foreheads were together however and he was blowing his scent all over my face he smiled our eyes closed. I grabbed his hand on my cheek and held it in my own making my way back to my table, he had placed his other hand on my waist. It was all safe and not sickening at the thought of how we looked, me dating my dad? No, no, no thoughts about that he could read my mind. As we sat down he laughed

"Well yes I can, thank you for not continuing further. Must think about Bella and Jacob from here on." He laughed at the end.

"Hmm, I miss him, thanks for this ... uh by the way" I was about to say dad but remembered our audience, we had obviously pulled it off but the guys were still gawping at us, I giggled as I snuggled a little closer to my father. One was brave enough to walk up to us, I noticed it was Andrew who had the note in his hand.

"What's this?" He asked, anger in his voice.

"Ugh, a school cafeteria? School? A piece of paper? This however," as I pointed with my finger to myself "Is not yours, I belong to no one besides the one I love," It was meant to be about dad but I was really thinking of Jacob

"And that note was a tease, but please call the number if you want my uncle just loves phone calls from guys like you." I placed my head against my dads neck "Edward, please make him leave, I no longer wish to speak to him or anyone for that matter"

He answered while rubbing my back "Of course Ness, I'm sure you got that kid. Please tell your friends to leave her alone for the rest of the day. And don't bother giving notes to her again like this mornings"

There was a low growl coming out of his throat, Andrew got the message and turned quickly on his heel just as Peter had done earlier. I giggled and came from under my fathers' chin; we were laughing again then "Why can't I just miss the rest of school and go home? It's only two classes, please?" I gave him my best puppy dog expression. He didn't seem to give unfortunately however he knew that there was no point.

"Your too bright for this school," He told me still rubbing my back "Bella won't be happy but"

"But," I interrupted him "But I could just learn anything I don't already know from you guys."

"But," he continued on as if not noticing my interruption "You will always be this age now, so you can just repeat this year after we move again, when their too suspicious in Australia." He smiled but I was annoyed.

"Humph, I'm not coming back to school, your lucky I'm going to university. So don't push ya luck, OK?" My voice did rise towards the end but I cooled off when he clasped his hand in mine.

"Okay, sweetheart. Well I have the Volvo outside, I'll get Carlisle to ring up the school." I was over the moon I jumped up pulling him with me and hugged him too tightly but no one noticed, a popular girl walked past us then, cussing under her breath about us.

"The slutty bitch looks like she's gonna loose her virginity tonight, poor thing doesn't she know she's not wanted?" She laughed to herself and the girl walking next to her.

I was still in my fathers arms when I showed him just how much I wanted to piss her off, not that he couldn't already see. I pulled back to see him biting his lower lip but nodded reluctantly. I smiled gleefully back at him and ran at an inhuman speed towards the girl, I hit her tray of pizza, salad, some other mush and a coke, over the front of her and quickly placed a foot in front of her legs still moving slowly forward, she tripped and was falling to the ground as I raced back to my father.

We looked over our shoulders towards her blood-curdling scream, we snickered as we made our way out of the school. Phone out, dad was talking to grandad at once explaining the situation. I slid into the passenger side of the Volvo while dad was already in his drivers seat starting up the engine.

"So, home now I guess back to packing" He said it so coolly, it nerved me but I didn't question him, he already knew what I was thinking and I wasn't really bothered.

We drove off out of the car park for the final time and onto the road towards home. I let my window down and let my hair get messy and fly into my face, I could only laugh as I turned the volume up for my fathers cd player, after hearing it was Claire de Lune by Debussy I turned it back down. He laughed at my frown, it was his song between him and my mother, one that he did not compose for her. It seemed romantic to her but I thought the opposite, I'm glad Jacob did nothing like that for me, I would probably throw up.

alrite alrite so im continuing for now. i no u hate me and people who say this thinking oh they're making up excuses yadda yadda but i just started school yesterday and im half way through the next chapter but i have way too much homework ALREADY just cause this is an important yr dont mean we need to do this much work does it?

teacher: yes it does

me: o ok nevamind

damn o well but thanku guys for urging me on ill try alrite but truth is im also readin ur stories i love them anywho chya

until next chapter .......

ok preview its called 'Packing' any guesses wats it about = P

also to my aussie reviewers please finish this sentence in ur reviews

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