four hours later
knock knock
cari: poppy
angel: cari?
Spike: angel
angel: wat the hell is going on?
buffy: angel glad u cud come and now tell me why my cousin is calling spike daddy and u poppy
angel: cousin?
cari: err buffy i think maybe we should sit down and talk
buffy: wen did u grow up?
cari: in the 6 years its bin since u last saw me now sit
sat in the living room
cari: okay so heres the deal. about a month ago i started regaining memories from wat now seems to be a past life, i didnt kno if it was real or wat so i came here to see buff and find out. wen got here saw daddy and realised it was real. dunno anything else thats ur job buffy. u got friends hu like to research right?
buffy: u say it like i'm sad for having them
cari: me? i wouldnt say anything like that im nice
dawn: cari oconnor!!!!!!!
cari: hey dawnie
dawn: u cudda told aunt jan that u were coming i just bin sat on the phone with her for half an hour while she threatened to kill u wen u got bak
cari: dont mind if i live with u do ya buff?
buffy: wat hapened?
cari: well i wanted to ask u about these memories and i thought face to face would be better. she had other ideas so i cleared my saving and booked a flight to lax and here i am. did i mention i never told her i was going
spike: laughs
angel: spike!
cari: anyway buffy are slayers allowed to stake humans?
buffy: cari!
cari: she used to be a vampire and she was very evil
buffy: u cant just stop being a vampire
cari: bitchy did and ur the slayer meenin u should stake her
buffy: how the hell is darla human?
angel: darlas human?
spike: god u lot are slow. darla got reincarnated by the powers because she is a major fact in the future.
buffy: how do u kno that?
cari: me? ( buffy nods) oh! i also get visions
buffy: wen did u stop being my little cousin who loved playin soccer
cari: FOOTBALL!!!! and your thinkin of lee, i couldnt play footy to save me life but its great to watch.
spike~ muttering~: stupid bloody chelsea
Cari: totally agree you i mean man u worked there way up and chelsea jus got some rich russian callede roman, i meen come on wat kinda names that, to jus give them loadsa money to by good players
spike: cheatin
Buffy: watever
Angel: so anyway maybe we should call the rest of the scoobies...
Cari:~laughing~ scoobies jeez buff you named your friends thats reli sad
dawn: thats wat i thought
buffy: shut up you 2. ill go call everyone~to cari~ im sure giles would love to meet you
Cari: wat kinda names giles
buffy: first names rupert
cari: no wonder he dont like it thats a bloody bear
everyone: huh?
cari: ~sighs~ nevermind
Dawn: so...
cari: so wat
dawn: you cant just drop this hole past life stuff on us then not tell me about ur past life
cari: oh u want the gossip
dawn: preferably blackmail material
cari: dawnie! ... ur a girl after my own heart. well hu do you want dirt on first....