Notice: I'll be typing out Lethal Interjection's full name again, because I know some people like to skip chapters

Everyone just stood there, eyeing Grandad like he was the devil incarnate for God-knows how long. Finally, Macktastic (who seems to be the brains of this story) shared his great wisdom with them all for this situation:

"RUN NIGGAS!"
And like that everyone ran around Ed's big ass house. Imagine one of those Scooby Doo hallway scenes where everyone goes in one door and each of them come out of any random door in a weird position. They finally reached the pimped out Hummer while Grandad jumped into Dorothy with Mr. Petto still waiting in the car. Flownominal easily drove them away from Grandad and headed to the Freeman household. Ed was trembling with his head deep in Rummy's shoulder.

"Damn Rummy! Remember that old man said he would turn us in the next time we try somethin' like this when we robbed his house."

"Don't' start whining", said a still pissed off Jazmine. "Your daddy owns the police."

"Yeah, but my cranky-ass daddy says the next time someone calls 5-0 on us he'll let my ass get arrested. I'm scared , man!"

Rummy patted Ed gently and softly spoke to him. "Don't worry, it's gonna be alright. It's gonna be alright…"

But Rummy stopped after everyone looked on with the same "WTH!!" expression, and each had their own comment:

Riley: "Y'all niggas is gay…"

Huey: (Gives the signature raised eyebrow)

Thugnificient: "And I thought Gangstalicious was fruity!"

Macktastic: "But those were some fly ass pearls, though."

Flownominal: "This some stupid sh- (Grandad honks his horn loud enough that readers under 13 don't hear/read that), K'naw mean? Real talk, k'naw mean? I… I mean… I mean fo' real, k'naw mean?

Jazmine: "I always knew y'all were different"
Caesar: "Good for y'all, that means more ladies for me! (another comic book reference. Caesar quoted this after Grandad tried to explain homosexuality to the boys)

Cindy: "There's too much sexual action for this story to be rated T."

Ed: "Da fu-(Grandad honks again) y'all lookin' at?!"

They finally reached the Freeman household, where Huey and Riley instantly ransacked the house until they finally found the keys and freed themselves and changed their clothing.

"Thank the Lord!", a weary Jazmine replied. "Now we can get to school. My parents would kill me. I missed a geometry test and I'm already failing-"

"Actually", Caesar put in, "school just ended 30 seconds ago."

"You don't have to worry about that."

Everyone turned eerily to face the voice which was obviously Grandad, but they saw not only Grandad, but Mr. Petto, a camera crew, X-zibit, and Ashton Kutcher.

"You've just been punk'd!"

Riley nearly exploded. "I TOLD Y'ALL! This is some old bullsh(Bleep), man!"

(Since it's on TV, it was bleeped out for young viewers.)

X-zibit spoke after Grandad gave Riley his ass-whooping on national TV.

"That's why I decided to drop charges on Dorothy. I told your Grandad and Ashton. This was a special episode. The whole nation just saw you at your weakest. Every aspect ever since your big fight was filmed and broadcast on MTV."

"So all of you were in on this?", Riley asked.

"Actually, we didn't know crap. They must have put hidden cameras around all of Woodcrest."

Grandad took a break from laughing and spoke:

"And that we did. And we put a camera on the shirts and in every car in Woodcrest with the neighborhood's consent. Now y'all will never… hey, where's Huey?"

And Huey, armed with two huge BB's shot up the whole room, hitting everyone in attendance. The TV screens of the viewers gave a "Technical Difficulties" screen.

Viewer: "I can't wait for the Reunion!"