chapter 2: beetles and chocolate.

i sat down on his counch it was the kind that would suck you in so that you couldn't ever get up, not that i ever want to, i really wish i could live in the neitherworld. suddenly he came bounding into the living eerrrr or is it dead room? "hey lyds do you want choclate beetles,beetles covered in choclate or some kinda hell i dunno what this is" he was about to throw it on the floor when an impulse in me decided to grab his arm, our eyes breifly locked together " well that blows it's past 7!" i raised my eyebrow not quite sure what was happening "whats so mportant about 7?" he looked at me slightly disapproving, but remained to have that little twinkle in his eyes " we missed the show,babes, oh well we'll just have to make our own fun" knocking from my train of thought, i felt my face begin to redden and i finally dropped his arm my shoes becoming the most intresting thing in the world "ewwww is that what that is" i looked through the hair covering my face " what?" he looked over to me smiling " that gloop was some soap my mum sent me, i should have thrown this out monday" " so you want to go to the eye-scream parlor, kiddo" wtf when has he ever called me kiddo, my own farther doesn't call me kiddo " yeah but don't call me kiddo" i replied pointing a finger gently into his chest " your a kid though so whats so wrong with calling you that"
" 1, if i was a kid thats degrading 2, i'm a young adlut" he mubled something under his breathe that i couldn't makeout, before long i reliased that we had arrived at the eye-sceam shop " so lydia what one do you want " i'll have the double fudge screamsicle"
he went over to desk, bringing back my order and for himself a berry beetle sundae " thank you" i smiled up at him before strating on my screamsicle, he smiled slightly " your welcome kid" i looked at him "i'm not a kid" he just semed to shrug it off " listen i'll be back in five minutes i gotta do some errands" i nodded whats with him being all perculiar all of a sudden, did i do something?

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beetles pov

"i know it may of seemed rude to ditch her like that, but what the hell am i meant to do just keep calling her kid till she's 21, i can clearly see she's a young adult and i'm a young adult but i've been one for a hell of a long time and i'm not fresh into like she is.
she's gonna wanna do adult things soon and well i think she'd rather do all that stuff with breather friends, coz damn it what do i know about teenage living girls, i'll be cut out the picture *turns into a picture of him and lydia, then a giant pair of scissors cut around him,before changing back to normal* stupid fucking shape shifting!" my face now turning bright red

"excuse me beetlejuice if i could say something?" "if it's about dancing i swear i'll turn you into stew" i glared at her to show that i meant every word i wasn't up for messing around and if tat meant being the old beetlejuice i'd go there "my mind doesn't have one setting, now as i was saying" i sat in mid-air and crossed my legs " what excatly got you into this car crash of thoughts bout lydia?" i tried to remeber how it all started then something in me snapped metaphoricaly and literaly " we were in the roadhouse about to watch tv, when i was about to throw my moms soap on the floor, she grabbed my arm then i looked at her to see what she was doing when i caught sight of her eyes they were the most beautiful shade of grey ,then i broke off to put the show on ,she still had hold of my arm that warmth it's the best type i've ever felt, then i said something bout making our own fun and she blushed then let go of my arm",she just looked at me and nodded " sounds like she has a crush on you and you like her back" my face turned a flustered red " it wouldn't be so bad beetlejuice" i just stared at her "you forget, what if we break up,then she'll hate me all my life,what if it works out perfect but she wants the whole breather package "married, house, kids" ginger just seemed to tilt her head till she found a response " she could never hate you, your her bestfriend,plus you could give her all that stuff,unless the soliders don't march?" she said arching an eyebrow " they work fine so shut it you eight legged freak! i just don't think i'd be a good dad"
" you don't know till you try,plus you gotta ask her out first" shit lydia i totally forgot about her, i transported with a flick of my wrist " hey lydia,it took longer then i thought" i looked down at my watch "fuck look at the time you better get to bed" she raised her eyebrow at me " well i was going to suggest you take me home,because you don't seem to well" "i'm fine, absolutly fine so forget it, really, just say the words" she sighed "beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE" i was suddenly was standing in the middle of no-where with just my thoughts of confusin.