Me: Hello all my faithful readers! The votes are in and now it's time for Kakashi to take on his first target!

Kakashi: Gee, you almost sound like you think it's going to take some EFFORT...

Me: Don't overestimate yourself, Ka-chan.

Kakashi: Don't UNDERestimate me, RubberDuckies-chan.

Me: I'm not. How can I when I know exactly what's going to happen? I WROTE it for goodness sakes!

Kakashi: Whatever...Don't forget, all my wonderful fangirls and boys, at the end of this chapter, you all get to vote on who gets a piece of me next! But you can't vote for this chapter's winner though. Who is that? You'll just have to read to find out!:D

Kakashi looked his list over once again. He'd bought several disposable cameras for capturing the blackmail on film, and had gotten dressed in the sexiest outfit he could find in his overly-cramped closet, and now he just had to decide whom to prey upon first.

Hm…there's just so many to choose from. Tsunade really does seem to have problems with the sexiest people in Konoha, doesn't she?

Unable to decide, he just opted to go with the person at the top of the list. He would be easy. The man was a well known slut, and at this hour on a Saturday night, he'd most likely be at least a little intoxicated.

Kakashi slipped his leather jacket on over his dark blue, almost black button-up shirt, and walked lazily to the bar he knew a certain jounin with honey-colored hair would be haunting. And sure enough, as soon as Kakashi's eyes adjusted to the light, the first person they noticed was Genma standing at the bar, talking to some woman who was clearly not interested.

Looking the man over, Kakashi decided he wasn't drunk enough yet. He didn't need Genma to be drunk at all, but a shitfaced Genma is a silly Genma who is willing to do just about anything. Instead of propositioning the man, Kakashi slunk into a dark corner to watch him.

Seven rum-and-cokes later, Genma was trashed and couldn't stand up without swaying dangerously from side-to-side. Kakashi waited until Genma had been rejected by about the nineteenth woman of the night before slinking up to the bar. He bent over to lean on the polished mahogany surface, and rested his chin on his knuckles while letting his hips gently sway back and forth. He could feel Genma's eyes all over him, especially on his rear.

"What can I get you?" the bartender asked, leaning into Kakashi so he wouldn't have to raise his voice too much.

Kakashi had thought a lot about what to order once he was at the bar. He didn't want something that would take too long to drink, because he didn't plan on staying very long, and it would be a shame to let a perfectly good drink go to waste. But at the same time, he didn't want to get something too potent, because Kakashi didn't drink very much, and too much hard liquor would be his downfall. He had the night all planned out and he'd be damned if it'd be ruined because he drank too much.

"I'll have a gin and tonic, please." This, Kakashi had decided, was the perfect drink. It was small and was watered down. He hated the drink with a passion, it tasted absolutely horrible, but it would serve his purposes.

The bartender poured the drink without another word, and, not to Kakashi's surprise, Genma laid down the money for the drink before Kakashi could even get his wallet out. Kakashi looked up at the smiling man and gave him his own little smile, "Thanks, Genma, I owe you one."

"Owe me one, huh? You wanna pay me back right now?"

"What did you have in mind?"

Genma grinned wolfishly and took his arm, dragging him out of the bar.

Well, that was even easier than I expected. Guess I needn't have bother with the perfect drink…Oh well!

Genma lead Kakashi all the way back to his apartment, shoved him inside, slammed the door closed behind then, and immediately proceeded to rip Kakashi's mask off, and ravage his lips with his own.

Kakashi was having trouble not laughing into the man's mouth. Genma was a feisty little thing. However, when Genma's hand clamped down on the front of his pants and started to rub, his giggles were replaced with small moans and whimpers.

Damn…even drunk off his ass, he's still an amazing kisser.

Kakashi pulled Genma's shirt over his head, taking the man's hitae-ate with it, and let his hands roam over the bare skin, making Genma shiver.

The drunken man unsteadily guided Kakashi towards his bedroom, eagerly trying to remove his clothes the whole way, but seeming to forget the mechanics of buttons. Kakashi helped him. Shoving Genma onto the bed, he slowly unbuttoned each little, blue button, until his shirt was wide open and Genma was able to appreciate the pale expanse of his upper body. Kakashi let the shirt slip off his shoulders and to the floor before jumping Genma.

He smashed their lips together while pushing the man closer to the center of the bed. Straddling his waist, Kakashi pulled the little camera out of his pocket, and took a little snapshot of Genma lying beneath him, shirtless. Genma blinked, and hide his eyes behind his hands after the camera flashed. Satisfied with that picture, Kakashi quickly made a kage bunshin, and gave the camera to him, so he could be the photographer while Kakashi had his fun…I mean, completed his mission.

Impatient with the silver-haired jounin, Genma threw the man to the side, and held his wrists down against the bed. The quick movement had surprised Kakashi. He hadn't thought the man was capable of such precision in his state of inebriation. What surprised Kakashi even more was that Genma was somehow sober enough to use his chakra to hold his wrists to the bed while he removed Kakashi's pants.

How is he able to use jutsu?

Kakashi's eyes narrowed at the man undressing him. "You're not even drunk, are you?"

Genma looked up at him and grinned again. "Not. At. All."

Kakashi laughed. "You bastard."

"Is that a problem?"

"I waited for almost an hour for you to get drunk so I could convince you to do nefarious things that you probably won't do sober." Kashi pretended to pout.

"What kinda things?" Genma asked, licking his lips.

"Why don't you untie me and I'll show you?"

"Hm…I think not. I like you in this position much better." Grinning once again, Genma slipped Kakashi's pants off and sat back to take in the wonder of his bounty. He was going to enjoy licking every scar on Kakashi's slender body, leaving little teeth marks all over him, watching him shake with pleasure beneath him…

Genma treated Kakashi to a bruising kiss before making his way down the muscled body of Konoha's sex god. After this, Genma was sure he would be renowned as a sex god as well. Maybe if he wasn't such a slut, he would already be a sex god, but he couldn't help himself. He had needs!

By the time he reached Kakashi's erection, the pale skin was already riddled with hickeys and love-bites. Kakashi wouldn't be able to forget him for a few days after everything was said and done.

Kakashi himself was just enjoying all the sensations Genma was creating on his body. He was sure that once Genma was done ravaging him, he'd untie him and they could get down to the rough stuff. What he was not expecting was Genma to push his legs apart and lick his entrance. One second he's on cloud nine, being pleasured, and the next there's an insolent little jounin poking at his entrance as if he going to be putting other things in there.

Genma went from the tight hole, up, to slide his tongue along Kakashi's shaft, and then back down to the hole. He pushed his tongue inside, starting the preparation Kakashi was going to need for the things he planned to do to the man. He smiled to himself as he thought about them and how Kakashi was going to scream his name over and over, and then Genma would go down in sex god history.

Kakashi glared down at the man violating him. How dare he think he could do such a thing to him? Hatake Kakashi fucks people, he does not GET fucked! However, he was still tied down and unable to stop Genma from continuing his ministration. And Kakashi would be damned before he begged to be released. Much like fucking, Hatake Kakashi does not BEG, he makes others beg!

Genma was a little surprised that Kakashi wasn't protesting. He'd thought for sure he wasn't going to be uke willingly. Maybe he just chose not to bother since he was already tied up and there was nothing he could do anyway. Choosing to believe this, Genma replaced his tongue with a single finger.

Kakashi suppressed the bark of disapproval that threatened to escape his lips as he felt Genma penetrate him. If he complained, Genma would only become more and more unmanageable. All he had to do was get the man to let go of the restraining jutsu, and he would then force him into submission. How do to that though…?

A malicious grin spread across Kakashi's face as an idea struck. "Genma?" Kakashi called to his lover in a lust-filled voice.

Genma rose up a little bit to look up Kakashi's body. "Yes, love?"

Kakashi smiled and struck. His legs, which were not held down, wrapped around Genma's neck and squeezed. Genma tried to escape, tried to pull the legs apart, tried to just BREATHE, but Kakashi's hold was too strong. He passed out from lack of oxygen in a few minutes, and the jutsu holding Kakashi down disappeared along with his consciousness.

Kakashi didn't waste any time basking in the glory of his victory. Genma would wake up in a few minutes, and Kakashi had to have the upper hand before then. Of course, being the Copy Ninja was already an advantage, but he could still have more. And why settle for less when you can have more?

By the time Genma woke up, Kakashi had already stripped his remaining clothes off, and tied him to the headboard with chakra-infused strips of cloth torn from the sheets. Kakashi smiled down at him while he looked around confused for a moment.

"What happened?"

"You made the grave mistake of thinking you were going to dominate me."

"Oh."

Kakashi grinned at the man who was still looking a little lost. "Relax, Gen-chan, I won't hurt you. Not unless you say please…" Kakashi lifted his legs up and hooked them over his shoulders. "How would you like? Hard? Rough? Great! We're on the same page then!"

"W-Wait! Aren't you at least going to prepare me first?!"

"No worries, love. I took the liberty of doing that while you were napping."

"N-Napping?! You suffocated me with your legs until I passed out!"

"Tomayto, tomahto, my friend!"

"NO!"

Too late. Kakashi slammed into him despite his objections. He wouldn't be objecting in a few minutes…

Sure enough, Genma didn't try and stop Kakashi from fucking him into the mattress once he was already inside, pounding into his prostate, over and over, driving him close to his limit with every precise thrust.

Oh Kami…no wonder they call him a sex god…

Before he knew it, Genma was desperately thrusting his hips into Kakashi. He wanted more, so much more. "Kakashi!"

"Hmmm…?" Kakashi responded, barely paying attention. Genma was nice and tight, just the way he liked it, just the way ANY man would like it.

"Dammit…you mother FUCKER!"

"Now is that anyway to speak to the man giving you the best sex of your life?"

"It would be better if you would fucking…fu…TOUCH ME, DAMN YOU!"

Kakashi chuckled, "Yes, dear, if you insist."

The mischievous man took his cock in hand and pumped along it in time to his thrusts, rubbing his thumb across the head when he could. Genma screamed wordlessly and continued moaning incoherent things as Kakashi put his all into completing his assigned mission.

"Are you close, Gen-chan?" Kakashi asked, knowing full well that he was.

"Fuck you!"

"So angry, Gen-chan. Whatever is the matter?"

Despite his anger towards the Hatake, Genma couldn't ignore his talent in all things sexual, and soon his back arched as he came into Kakashi's hand, crying out his name, "BASTARD!" or his nickname actually...

Kakashi came into Genma, laughing at him. One day, Kakashi's condescending attitude was going to get him into trouble.

"Mmmm…did you like that, Gen-chan?"

"I hate you."

"Aw, why so sour?"

"I was supposed to fuck you! I was supposed to ascend into my god-head! And you RUINED IT!"

"Sorry, Gen-chan, but you see, I don't do uke. It's against my code. AND you seem to be troubling Tsunade-sama and she requires some blackmail on you. If I let you fuck me, the pictures would be more like trophies than blackmail." Genma noticed the clone with a camera for the first time. "But if you're good, then she won't have to show anyone how you got owned, Mr. Wannabe-Sex-God. Understand?"

"Yes," Genma growled.

"If it makes you feel any better, you were the first person in a long time to actually penetrate me."

"Really?"

"Yup!"

As much as Genma hated to admit it, that did make him feel better. When Kakashi untied him, he didn't kick the man out like he'd originally planned to. No, he invited him to spend the night, which he did.

"Good work, Kakashi," Tsunade praised the man as she looked over his "mission report," which consisted of an artfully put together page of some of the best pictures Kakashi had developed. Who knew the man had a secret passion for scrapbooking?

"Thank you, Hokage-sama."

"No, Kakashi, thank YOU," she replied, holding a tissue to her nose to keep the blood from spraying all over Kakashi meticulously made piece of artwork.

Kakashi: Heh-heh...I so played him.

Me: pfft...he almost had you.

Kakashi: Oh, please, I was in complete control the entire time.

Me: Sure you were, Ka-chan...

Kakashi: I WAS!

Me: If you say so...Anyways, don't forget to review/vote! First ten votes count! I didn't actually get ten reviews/votes for the last chapter, only eight, and I was sad, but I'm hoping more people will vote now that the story is going. I expect more votes now that I've give you all a lemon!Hope you enjoyed!!