IMPORTANT NOTE!!!
I'm sorry people, but I cannot continue with Pokewhat: Remake. But that doesn't mean I will just throw it aside and laugh as it rots.
I'm looking for a person who would like to continue my story…
And not ruin it with grammar that resembles:
omg nartoe hit sauce-gay w/ his raisingun rofl. nao suxer-a started 2 crai cuz his pwnage was lmao awwesum…
Or a stupid ending like:
And so this is how our story ends.
Naruto smiled at Sakura and all the other girls. They began to smex him because his smexiness was too smexy to not smex.
Satoshi and Kasumi went back to the Pokemon world with their new teacup of love.
Takeshi became Jiraiya's new apprentice and they hug each other constantly (more than Lee and Gai) because their built up hormones turned them senile.
Chouji ate beef and became a cow because, "You are what you eat!!"
Oh yeah, and Naruto was smexy…
Or a ridiculously dark scene like:
Naruto's eyes were blank as he drove a Rasengan through Sakura's head, and as Satoshi laughed cynically and ripped off Kiba's arms. Tenten gasped as tears came to her eyes. Naruto and Satoshi had ravaged, pillaged, and utterly destroyed the village of Konoha. The blonde suddenly appeared in front of the bun-haired kunoichi. Tenten could barely react before he slammed her against the wall. Hard. Tenten cried out in pain.
"Konoha deserves it," Naruto grinned, blood seeping from the corners of his mouth. He sank his fangs deep into her neck…
Or a mess of random crossovers like:
"Kamehameha!" Goku screamed as a beam of blue stuff streamed towards Naruto. Suddenly Inuyasha showed up and sliced Goku's eyebrows off. This distracted his aim enough so that the beam instead went careening into Light's only pen.
"NO!!! Now I can't kill anyone!!" Light said as he went super emo, hugging the Death Note like it was a teddy bear.
"Sugoi…" Sasuke watched as he took notes on Light's emo-ness.
Satoshi prepared to summon a Pokemon, but was interrupted by Simon and his huge-ass mecha smashing into the ground. Yoko shot off several rounds from Gurren-Lagann's shoulder with her sniper rifle.
Ichigo used Zangetsu to deflect the rounds that were directed at him. He began to charge up reiatsu for an ultimate attack, but Haruko Haruhara and Naota came driving by on their yellow Vespa. Naota used his double-necked guitar to bash Ichigo into the outer atmosphere.
Haruhi sat on a nearby tree, watching the fight. She was interested at first, but now she became bored.
"Crap! Haruhi, don't get bored!" Kyon panicked as he rushed to Haruhi in order to stop the epic destruction to come…
If you don't do any of these things, then I'll give you permission to adopt my story.
UPDATE! ADOPTED BY SSGOKU4000!