Chuck blanked
He didn't know what to do or say
He didn't want to admit she was right
So he kept his mouth shut

Blair responded to his quietness
"Ok, lets just drop the subject."

She walked over to the couch the
And pulled a vodka bottle
Out of her purse

"What the hell is that Bliar?"

"I'm thirsty Chuck, and no you cant have any!"

She plopped the couch
And started sipping

Chuck sat in the other corner writing his essay
While she was getting drunk

10 minutes later

"Hey mister Chuck get over…" Blair said
After finishing her vodka bottle

"No your drunk."

"Hasn't stopped you before.."

"Well I have changed"

She walked over to him

"Well im not liking new chuck very much, he's no fun!"
She wobbly said

She stumbled over to the radio
"OOOOOO I love this song!!"

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

"Oh God…."
Chuck said under breath

She threw her jacket off

"Hey Chuckie remember you love it when I dance!!""
She said with a wink

She walked up the stairs to the beat of the background music

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

"Come on Chuck get up here!!! I know you want to"
She gave him a look he couldn't refuse
While seductively drunk dancing

"B I am very turned on right now!"
He said with walking up the steps

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

"Good!"

She replied
While taking his
Signature scarf of his body
And draping it around
While dancing

She whispered

The next part of the song

in Chuck's ear
While draping the scarf around his neck

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

"So Miss B, when you told me you loved me, that was your poker face"

She shook her head
And starting singing and dancing around Chuck again

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

The song proceed
She eventually sprinted to the bathroom
To puke
But she returned quickly
And crashed on the couch next to Chuck

"B, don't ever rap or sing this song ever again!"

"Ha-ha thanks for the support! Anyway…."

She dozed off on Chuck's shoulder

"Well I'm not going to be moving for a while!"
He said
With a grin
And he started to doze off too