Random Bleach

A/N: Hi Hisana here! I had this written for a while, but Red Princess-chan told me to post it up because it was funny. Anyway…

This particular "random Bleach" is actually a RPG between Red Princess-chan and me. I was going to put it in story form, but Red Princess-chan said it wouldn't be like the RPG, so I've kept it the way it is.

Hisana: me

Rukia: Red Princess

The other characters are just characters we have added in. There is no one role-playing them.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. It belongs to Tite Kubo.

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Smile, Smile

Hisana: Rukia, do you forgive me?

Rukia: Maybe.

Hisana: But you must!

Rukia: (slightly angry) Why? You abandoned me!

Hisana: (softly, looking down) I admit it, I was wrong, but … (looking up) Can't we start over?

Rukia: Maybe. But your husband is very mean. He abuses me.

Hisana: (seriously) I will talk to Byakuya-sama about this.

Rukia: (scornfully) He never smiles.

Hisana: (smiling slightly) Rukia, he does smile.

Byakuya: (enters) What are you talking about?

Hisana: (nonchalantly) Nothing of vast importance, Byakuya-sama.

Rukia: Yes, nothing important. Sister stuff.

Hisana: Yes! It's just things between us sisters.

Byakuya: (thoughtfully) I could have sworn I heard my name.

Rukia: (smirking) That was to say that you never smile.

Byakuya: I resent that.

Hisana: Rukia, that was not considerate.

Rukia: I am sorry, nee-sama.

Hisana: I cannot say I don't agree with you; Byakuya-sama rarely smiles … (smiles at Rukia mischievously)

Rukia: (smiles back)

Byakuya: Now, now, Hisana, I do smile.

Hisana: Please, prove.

Byakuya: (smiles)

Rukia: (screams) AHHHH!

Hisana: (shocked) He smiled!

Byakuya: Is that big of a deal? Must you make a fuss?

Hisana and Rukia: (hysterical) YES! Byakuya-sama (nii-sama) SMILED!!!!!

Ukitake: (appearing out of nowhere) EH??? Hisana-sama, Kuchiki-kun, Kuchiki-taichou actually SMILED???

Hisana and Rukia: YES!!!!!

Ukitake: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Moral: It is a huge deal when the normally somber Byakuya Kuchiki-taichou smiles.