A/N: long time no update!! Yeah… I got lazy and didn't update this (not that many people actually read this in the first place). Another RPG… at this rate, I'm going to have to rename this "Random RPGs" or something like that… XD Anyway, enjoy!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Property of Tite Kubo.
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Pancakes
Rukia: (is slapping Hisana for no reason)
Hisana: Why are you slapping me?
Rukia: (pauses and shrugs) I don't know, never mind.
Ichigo: (appears out of nowhere) What's going on?
Rukia: (pointing at Ichigo) He stole your pancakes, Nii-sama!
Hisana: (screams and drags Ichigo away and runs)
(silence)
Rukia: Uhh, yea… (runs away too)
Hisana: (wonders) Why is Byakuya-sama mad? (shrugs and runs anyway with Ichigo)
Rukia: Somebody ate his pancakes! (screams) (grabs Ichigo away from Hisana) … He's MY boyfriend; get your hands off him!
Hisana: This is all over pancakes? I could just make him some more … (screams and grabs Rukia and Ichigo) It's not a matter of boyfriends or not, we're gonna die!
(Renji appears randomly)
Hisana: (grabbing Renji) You run, too!
Rukia: (is confused for a moment) … (grabs Renji) RENJI!! (glomps onto him making Ichigo jealous)
(Byakuya approaches)
Byakuya: I'm going to kill whoever ate my precious lovely pancakes!
Hisana: (screams) Not here, not now, Rukia-chan! (grabs Rukia, Ichigo, and Renji) RUN!! … BYAKUYA-SAMA DON'T KILL ANYONE!
Rukia: (whines in protest) But I haven't seen him in awhile… (screams and wrenches herself from Hisana's grip) I can run on my own thanks…NOW LET'S GO!
Byakuya: GRYAHH! (pulls out Senbonzakura)
Everyone: (screams)
Hisana: Come on, Rukia-chan! I'm not letting you go again! … BYAKUYA-SAMA, STOP!
Byakuya: (mean angry face) (ignores Hisana) You will pay for eating my pancakes….Scatter, Senbonzakura!
(pink petals fly)
Rukia: AIEEEEEE! RUN! (petal grazes her face) NII-SAMA, STOP!
Hisana: HURRY UP!
Rukia: I'm running as fast as I can!
Hisana: FASTER!! DO SHUN-PO OR SOMETHING!
Rukia: Oh right… (does shun-po)
Byakuya: GRRAYH! (copies Rukia and does shun-po too)
Rukia: OH NO!!
Hisana: AIEEE! (grabs everyone and runs into Rukongai and hides in a reiatsu-sealing cave)
Byakuya: (breaks into the cave with his Bankai) GIMME MY PANCAKES!
Hisana: STOP IT, BYAKUYA-SAMA! I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES!
Byakuya: (ignores Hisana) Nothing will be able to replace my pancakes which were eaten so mercilessly!
Rukia: (screams) HE WON'T LISTEN!
Hisana: We're doomed then?! (cowers at the back of the cave with Rukia) Save us, Renji-kun, Ichigo-kun…
Rukia: Hey wait… (pulls out sword) C'mon, Strawberry; Renji! Help me fight Nii-sama!
Hisana: (curses herself) I'm so useless….Ok well, be careful, alright?
Rukia: (hugs Hisana) Of course….We'll be the distractions…You make pancakes, QUICKLY!
Hisana: R-right… (starts making pancakes)
Rukia: (shun-pos off with Renji and Ichigo, driving Byakuya away from the cave)
Byakuya: BANKAI – SENBONZAKURA KAGE--
Rukia: HELP! (quickly pulls out Shirayuki and whacks off one of Byakuya's hair curler things by accident) Oops…
Byakuya: (mean angry face) GYAHH! (finishing incantation for Bankai and wounds Rukia, Ichigo, and Renji)
Rukia: (suddenly spots Hisana coming out of cave) (desperately shouts) Look, Nii-sama! Pancakes!
Hisana: Come on, Byakuya-sama! PANCAKES!!
Byakuya: Did I hear 'pancakes'?
Hisana: Yes, Byakuya-sama! Pancakes!
Byakuya: (drools and drops sword)
Hisana: (tosses a pancakes at Byakuya)
Byakuya: (catches it in his mouth)
Hisana: (pats Byakuya on his head)
Rukia: Aww! (runs to hug Byakuya)
Byakuya: (does some sort of a grunt with the pancake still in his mouth)
Hisana and Rukia: (squeal)
Renji and Ichigo: (look at each other)
Ichigo: …the hell?
Renji: …the taichou…
Rukia: (laughs at Ichigo and Renji's reactions) C'mon you two, give him a hug!
Ichigo and Renji: (back away)
Hisana: (laughs) Yes, Ichigo-kun, Renji-kun, come here! Don't be afraid!
Hisana and Rukia: (cling to Byakuya laughing)
Ichigo and Renji: HELL NO! (runs away in fear)