Wednesday, March 25th

I summoned Hatori to my rooms today.

I sad to him, in my ultimate empowered voice, "Hatori Sohma; I should be rather amused should you allow me to go to... SCHOOOOLL."

Then, I quickly turned around to the dark little girl sitting behind a screen.

"Hanajima. Give me some more aura. I'm paying you."

"essss...." she said, and thus more dark aura proceeded out from behind the screen.

"Akito, are you hiding another burnt-cupcaked easy bake oven behind that scree-

"SILENCE-U." I yelled. "yes... I should be amused if I should go to SCHOOOOLL."

Hatori said fine.

Later

Hatori says that I am now enrolled to start Kaibara High School.

"here's your uniform," he said. How did he get me enrolled and ready in the space of an hour? He must have had an affair with the teacher or something.

Later

I yelled from my room, "what is this bull?!"

Immediately Hatori came running. "what is it?"

"This bull is 'it'. What the fricking hell is wrong with this tie? It's the most ridiculously short tie I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon."

"that's how the uniform works."

"Screw it!!! then I'm not going."

I then proceeded to hear the most interesting thing from my room. It was drifting through from the TV room upstairs via air vent. It was something about, "team up! If it's not too late, we can save the day if we collaborate..."(can you guess what it is? ;)) it was a very catchy tune. I went up to investigate.

10:30

Kisa was sitting on the big couch, surrounded by Lego and Barbie heads. She was watching the most entrancingly pink girl on TV! Her name is Zoey Hanson and even though she loves someone, she takes her magical powers in saving the world first! She had cat ears and a tail with a bell and a Strawberry Bell she used to fight aliens from another world. Four other girls help her!

I demanded to know what this show was. She said, "it's Mew Mew Power! I got it from Tohru-onee-chan. She has three copies of the DVD at home!"

I then said, "Thank you, fellow Mew Mew. Together we will save the world. And day. If we collaborate."

I then phoned Hatori on my new cell phone, which I bullied him into buying for me. I said, "I'm going out, Hatori. I have a date with Death."

Hatori said, "but Mr. and Mrs. Dethur are flying in from Brazil on the twenty-second!"

"I mean Tohru Honda, you bumbling idiot," I snapped, and slid my phone shut. I then proceeded to pull a Kermit The Frog mask over my head, get out a big scarf and wrap it around my head, put sunglasses on the mask, put on a yellow sundress that my crazy Aunt Mimi sent me, and pull on a big trench coat.

"I am ready," I told the wardrobe.

12:09

That damn cat Kyo opened the door.

"'ello!" I said in a falsetto. "May I speak with Miss Honda-saaaaan...?" I trilled maniacally at the end.

"Who th'hell'r'you?" He asked, taking in my particularly dashing disguise.

"I am... Mrs.... Tiddywinkles!" I said, making up a name on the spot. How clever, hm?

"why do you need to speak with her?"

"I am from the union!"

I was greeted by silence. I heard a soft voice from inside go, "What's taking so long, you stupid cat? Don't you know how to answer a door?"

Kyo turned his head, and yelled back, "some ugly-ass lady is here from the onion!"

"I want to see Tooooooorr-oooooo!" I yelled back at Yuki.

"What does the Onion Lady want with Honda-san?"

"That-" I yelled back, "is matters between Tohru and moi!"

"upstairs," grunted Kyo, and pushed me up the stairs.

I walked into Tohru's room, and was greeted by a walking rice ball standing in my path.

"Hatori did the driving!" it screamed in a high-pitched voice (a joke on the English dub of Furuba ~authour).

I quickly squished it and looked around. Tohru was sitting at a little desk, staring at a photograph.

"OH!" she said in a little voice that she probably thought sounded cute. "I-I didn't see you!"

"Shush!" I told her. "I have some... business to discuss with you. You understand that I cannot reveal my face. You may call me Mrs. Tiddywinkles."

"Tiddywinkles... san." She said. "Wh-What do you need?"

"Give me all your Mew Mew Power DVDs!"

"O-ok."

"Hatori did the driving!" (this was the stupid onigiri from before, that somehow resurrected itself.)

She handed it over. I was about to run to the nearest TV when her eyes suddenly misted over. "You know..." she said, and suddenly sickening flute music started to play out of nowhere. "We all have different kindnesses. My mom used to..." I ran out, scared out of my mind.

"Bye, Onion Lady!" said The Dog Whose Name I Shall Never Speak Again, waving his hand madly at me as I ran out of the house.

I've decided to throw in this little irritating spot in every chapter where I prattle about things. Here goes.

Yes, I had a ridiculous amount of fun writing this chapter XP. Oh, Aki-chan, we all love causing you misfortune.

By the way, the anime mentioned in here is Tokyo Mew Mew, otherwise known as it's english-dubbed, highly-edited-for-five-year-old alias "Mew Mew Power". This anime/manga is supposed to appeal to ten-and-under female children, hence why Kisa is watching it. The lyrics that Akito hears through the vent are the lyrics for the english version, which are rather cheesy as you can see.

Tohru is finally sucked into the great portal of maniac-diaries-ness in this chapter. Sorry if I make fun of her too much, because I really do like Tohru. I mean, her little optimism act and innocence and blindness to the fact that about four characters have the hots for her – how could you not? Besides the obvious.

Thank you for reviews, all the kindly persons... well, one person... *glomps*