Thursday, March 26

I HAVE FINISHED THE MEW MEW POWER DVDs!!!

Later

I went up to Hatori's office and knocked loudly, so he would hear me and quickly close his porn pictures and pretend to be 'working' on a blank Word document. Instead, I heard a much nicer and familiar voice go, "come in".

It was Kureno! Where the hell is Hatori? "Where the hell is Hatori?" I demanded.

"He's..."

He sat and looked at me for awhile.

... "out." He finished lamely.

"Is that porn I see on the screen?" I asked.

"NO!" he said, quickly closing it.

I sighed loudly and dramatically, something that always makes him cave in.

"what is it?" he frowned.

I timed it perfectly. I moved forward, put my hands on the desk, and said loudly, "I want to throw a party." As I predicted, he totally caved in. "okay!" he said, grinning like he was in pain.

Hah.

That was when it all went wrong.

Shigure walked in, going, "Kureno-chaaan, have you seen my SpongeBob socks?" and Kureno was all, "I think Momiji stole them. I'm talking to Akito about her – HIS – party so..."

He trailed off lamely, and Gaylord Ayame skipped in quite gayly screaming at the top of his lungs, "Wow! These SpongeBob socks are so delightfully springy! Soooo... Aki-chan, I couldn't help but overhear you're throwing a party! Let me and Gure-chan plan it! It'll be so much fun and blah, blah, blah."

"SILENCE!" I yelled, trying to speak louder than the Gaylord Snake. Then Hatori walked in, and thus it went downhill even more.

"Ayame, I could hear you all the way across the street. Shigure, Kyo is stuck on the roof at your house and screaming at the top of his lungs. Kureno, close that porn site right now. And Akito, stop acting spoiled."

Everyone had gone quiet while Hatori talked, and Ayame went all quietly with (fake) tears in his eyes, "I'm sorry, Ha'ri..."

Shigure opened his cell phone and talked into it. I heard something like, "Yuki? is that you? Get Tohru-chan. Tohru? Is that you? Forget about the soup. Forget about it. Now, is Kyo still on the roof? Good. Very good. Now, I want you to get some duct tape..."

Kureno closed the porn site window to reveal another porn site window, and he quickly closed that too.

Why does Hatori get whatever the hell he wants? He's the spoiled one. God. Anyway, in the end I had to let Shigure and Ayame "help" plan my party. I then called everyone in the zodiac, because everyone is coming to my party. Ha.

Momiji: allo?

Me: Rabbit! You shall come to my party next week.

Momiji: who is this? Is this Kyo prank calling me again? Ha, ha –

Me: SILENCE! This is Akito. Next week, rabbit.

Momiji: Akito Sohma?

Click.

Tohru: Uh, hello~?

Me: Onigiri girl! I am having a party next week. You shall come. Count yourself lucky.

Tohru: Oh~! Oh, thank you so much~... uh~...

Me: Akito.

Tohru: Aki... Akito-san~?! Head of the Sohma house~?!

Me: let me enter in the key words slowly so your dim retarded brain can understand. Next week. Party. Bring presents. Got it?

Tohru: Th-thank you so much~! What would you like for a gift~?

Me: An easy bake oven.

Click.

Hatsuharu: what do you want, Akito-sama?

Me: For you to come to my party, Cow.

Hatsuharu: why?

Me: because I say so.

Hatsuharu: OK.

Click.

Kyo: IF THIS IS THAT DAMN RAT, PREPARE TO DIE! I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO DUCT TAPED ME TO THE ROOF!

Me: It's me, you stupid cat.

Kyo: YUKI? YUKI? YOU BASTARD, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Me: It's AKITO, you dim-witted feline jackass. Come to my party. Next week.

Kyo: WHA-

Click.

Yuki: Hello?

Me: Come to my party.

Yuki: Who is this?

Me: GOD DAMMIT, DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE ME ON CALLER ID?! IT'S AKITO SOHMA, THE REASON YOU'RE ALL ALIVE TODAY!

Yuki: Why Yes, I'd love to come to your party, Akito-sama. See you then.

Click.

Kagura: Hi

Me: spazzy-boar-girl, you are to come to my party next week. Bring presents.

Kagura: who is this? Is this.. KYO?!

Me: NO, it's –

Kagura: KYOOO!!! MY LOVE!! YOU CALLED ME!! I'M SO HAPPY, I'M HAPPY WITH ALL MY MIGHT!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

Me: it's –

Kagura: NOW!

Me: IT'S AKITO!

Kagura: oh, Akito? Whoops. Sorry, Kyo's on the other line! Gotta go

Click.

Hiro: Who is this? What the hell do you want?

Me: it's Akito.

Click.

Redialing.

Hiro: who is this? What the hell do you want?

Me: Did you hang up on me?

Click.

Redialing.

Hiro: someone keeps calling me back, who is it? it's bloody annoying.

Me: IT'S AKITO!

Hiro: Oh? Is that so?

Me (very fast): come-to-my-party-next-week-or-I-swear-on-the-zodiac-I'll-KILL-you.

Hiro: Wha? What was that?

Click.

Kisa: ...

Me: This is Kisa, right?

Kisa... onee-chan?

Me: *sigh* No. it's Mew Mew Akito.

Kisa: If it's not too late, we can save the day if we collaborate...

Me: yeah, whatever. Look, I'm getting sleepy and sick of no one having me in their cell phones' phonebook, so just call onee-chan and ask her about Aki-chan's party, ok?

Kisa: K.

Click.

I kind of feel like I failed here, because a lot of people seemed out of character. Namely, Akito and Momiji ;___;. Though, at least I have a nice plot to build on, namely Aki-chan's big party XP. I wonder what big problem will come up soon? I just keep yawning all over the place with no real plot in mind... Well, see you in Chapter 5! ;)