Monday, March 30th

Yes! Kureno is standing in for stupid Dr. you're-finally-starting-to-think-about-other-people's-feelings Seahorse! Kureno will definitely cave in to my wishes. And right now, my wish is for me not to be BORED. Maybe its spring fever or maybe it's just having to listen to one of the old ladies upstairs blast her punk music through the heating vent, but I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS DUNGHEAP.

Meh.

10:27

I went into Dr. Seahorse's office to look for Kureno and found a very disturbing sight. Kureno was HUMMING in a PINK FLOWERED APRON making WAFFLES.

God help us. What is this world coming to, what with the lead in Chinese toys, Barack Obama putting his own opponents in his office, and cross-dressing roosters making waffles?

Neither do I.

"KU-REE-NOH." I said very loudly and commandingly.

"hm?"

"I AM STUPEDNOUSLY IMPOSSIBLY ANNOYINGOSITILY bored."

Kureno seemed very impressed with my big words. Or maybe he was just impressed with the way the Cool Whip was falling off his waffle.

"Oh. Well. What would you like to do?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" I yelled even louder. "THAT'S FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!"

"I'm sorry!" said Kureno, practically crying as if his tail feathers had just been yanked out to be stuffed in tacos.

"Gooooooood."

And thus, I left Dr. Seahorse's office with dignity.

Later

Nooooo!

Kureno's idea of "figuring out" what to do was to go talk to Shigure!

I'm screwed. Soooo screwed.

Stupid me. No. Stupid KURENO.

11:45

YES. I AM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY SCREWED.

The baka dog's thought process:

"wow! If a rooster comes to me for advice on how to entertain a fussy zodiac god, I'll make sure to force the fussy zodiac god to come with me, a spazzy cat, a mutant rat and an onigiri on a "fantabulous" vacation! There we can sit in a moldy old cabin and play Dim Him Lim or Die Hammin' or whatever the f**k that card game's called!"

Oh, yes. I'm going up to some crackpot island for spring break with The Dog and The Cat and The Rat and The Onigiri Girl.

And I'm sharing a room with Kyo and Yuki.

And Tohru's next door to us.

And Shigure across the hall.

HELP!

Akii-chan's doomsday countdown:

Four days~

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Sorry this chapter is so short! But I want to get going on the fantabulous vacation they're all going to have. Typical Shigure. Making a crazy pyromaniac join them on vacation XD

Thank you for all the reviews! You're the people who keep my fingers moving on the keyboard.

I'm going to do one chapter on Akito packing and his/her doomsday countdown, and then it's on to the fantabulous vacation! If you have any ideas about how to ruin Akito's life for those two chapters, don't hesitate to tell me!

I'm also putting up a character popularity poll on my profile, and everyone's appearances (excluding Akito, who will obviously show up in every chapter)will go up and down depending on the results. So, please vote! ;)