April 4th
Shigure picked us up to drive to the ferry terminal.
I swear to God... no! I'm God! Crap! Who does God pray to, anyhoo?
9:09
Yuki has started to hum, "99 bottles of beer on the wall".
9:15
Yuki has burst into song about "99 bottles of beer on the wall".
9:19
Kyo asks, "are we there yet?"
9:20
Kyo asks, "are we there yet?"
9:22
Kyo asks, "are we there now?"
9:24
We're in the ferry lineup. Yuki rushes to go to the bathroom.
9:29
Yuki comes back, smelling like public washroom.
9:30
Tohru sneezed very loudly, and snot went all over the back of Shigure's seat (Shigure still doesn't know).
"oh, I'm so sorry!" she said, but made no move to clean it up.
9:45
Kyo and Yuki started playing footsie.
9:48
Footsie has turned very violent.
9:50
Kyo has started kicking the back of the seat.
HELP.
Shigure is doing a crossword. Last time I saw him, he was trying to figure out, "What colour is a red fire truck?"
"this one's a toughie," he keeps telling us.
10:04
A lady comes over a loudspeaker. "we're sorry for the inconvenience. The ferry going to MIDDLE OF NOWHERE is delayed."
Whoopee.
Tohru went to the bathroom. When she came back, she made a big farting noise. She than said, "oh, I'm so sorry!" but made no move to open the windows.
God, I'm going to die soon.
10:09
Rin texted me:
"HAVE FUN, AKITO :D".
Evil Rin.
10:15
FINALLY the ferry came. But no. the fricking foot passengers need to get on first. I asked Shigure, "why are there feet going onto a ferry?"
He said, "I dunno."
10:30
FINALLY WE'RE ON THE DAMN FERRY!
It made a big noise kind of like:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK.
"Akito, you look like a kid in a toy store," Shigure observed. "Have you ever been on a ferry before?"
I didn't answer.
12:00
Well, were here. At the moldy cabin.
Things to know about the moldy cabin:
it smells like old people
there are a whole bunch of paint flakes on the floor
Kyo has already shredded up the curtains with his claws
Tohru has already barricaded herself in the kitchen, and is churning out food like Danish pastries out of nowhere.
Shigure has seated himself in some rocking chair in an effort to look all wise and grandfatherly. Sadly, the rocking chair broke as soon as he sat in it.
When Shigure asked how the rocking chair managed to break under a light guy like him, Yuki replied, "I think I saw the Fisher Price logo at the back."
We've already started playing Dai Hin Min. dammit! I've been the poor man fifteen times in a row, and Shigure can't pause for breath through all the laughing he's been doing.
HELLLPPP!!!
Oh, damn. Poor man again.