Tenten Likes Neji, Who recently started Dating Sakura Who eventually falls for Sasuke who They all think is Tenten's boyfriend, who is really her twin brother, but because of the doubt in Ino, Shikamaru is in a dilemma Stuck with two blonds at the same time! But Itachi is just there for a laugh or so he thinks

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What goes around...goes around...goes around...comes back all the way around

Summary: Tenten in love with neji but neji starts dating Sakura one of her friends. She feels sad that he is dating her. Then she finds out that her twin brother was kicked out of private school, not even the Hayuuga and her friends knows about him. Well she seeks comfort from him and they end up thinking that their a couple, and is someone a Lil jellow! No her friend lee not! Hint: nejnej.

Part 1: Sakuneji/ SasuTen

Part 2: nejiten/ sasusaku

What's happening

The Date

Itachi: Raven dark long hair in a pony tail with bangs. Black eyes, sometimes look red. Ivory skin. Handsome and sort of a play boy with his own brotherly instinct. Mess with his little brother or sister and your dead.

Sasuke: Spiky up raven hair with bangs framing his handsome face and ebony eyes to match. Ivory skin. Make him mad and you swear you can see red in his eyes. His Really handsome and Tenten's twin though they don't look alike cause they are fraternal not identical. Mess with anyone important to him your also dead... -ok lets continue-

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There in the middle of the living room was Sasuke on the floor pinned by Itachi and was throttling him to death. Her twin brothers pale handsome face was turning even more paler and bluish at the same time. She rolled her eyes and took in a deep breath.

"ITACHI!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. This startled Itachi as he let go of Sasuke. Sasuke tried to gain air in his lungs as he sat up.

" What up sis" Sasuke managed to say as he stood up and looked at her face clearly. "Is there something wrong, double T, you know itachi always tries to kill me don't worry" he said to her as he walked closer and put a hand on her shoulder. She smiled at him 'brightly'.

"What you mean sasu, she looks fine" said Itachi trying to see what sasuke saw. How the hell did he always know if something was wrong. One time he asked and in respond he got 'is a twin thing' then he said 'your not even identical' then he got a shrug and 'so'. He didn't even understand them at all.

"Its nothing Sasu, im fine guys don't worry" she said but the pain could be heard in her voice. Itachi and sasuke raised a perfect brow.

"Ok, now there's something wrong" said Itachi "cause if a girl takes some time before saying im fine, then everything is wrong!" he said as he shudder. "Sasu, she's your twin. Comfort her ! before the world crumbles" he demanded or ordered.

"And your our older brother, you should also help" Sasuke stated. Itachi sighed as he thought up an excuse.

"Im cooking dinner" sasuke and tenten grimed at that.

"But yo cooking sucks!" they both said in unison as Itachi just waved at them like what ever and went into the kitchen to start dinner. Tenten turned to sasuke and smiled.

"Well you sure know how to fail school" she said and ruffled his hair. "Don't think your going to stay here, your going to highschool with me. After I get you enrolled" she said. He scowled at her.

"Hey. Stop it , I do what I want!" he said "anyways was up with you, why are you sad?" he asked her. He could see it in her eyes and smile.

"Nothing. I swear" she said and tried to make her smile more convincing. "Im glad your home, though. I missed you. And itachi sucks at cooking but you can help me cook your good at that. In fact your good at everything you do."

"Your such a liar" he stated with a glare. "And you and itachi have to stop pretending to be parents to me you're my sister and not my mother to tell what to do"

"What!" she hissed. "I was born an TWO Hour before you! And im fine"

"Your upset" he said firmly "now spill. What's wrong" she was now looking as she was upset and fighting back tears. "Sorry I didn't mean to push it"

"Sasu" she whined. "He likes her. He doesn't like me, now they are going on a date!" she cried in pain as she hugged sasuke tightly and berried her face in his shoulder " Why! Why doesn't he like me." sasuke hugged her back tightly and tried to sooth her.

"Who?" he asked.

"Neji"

"You still like that guy. What is it since ever now?" he asked. She nodded. "You must really have it bad."

"He's going on a date with one of my friends" she said melancholy.

"Have you even once told him how you feel?" he asked.

"No"

"Ok calm down just be glad tomorrow is Saturday" he said cheerfully trying to bring her hopes up "we'll hang out like old times all three of us. Well if itachi comes, and we'll have fun!" he said. She smiled weakly.

"Yo! Creepy twins. Dinner" they sweat dropped. Oh well time for a night of vomiting a lot of nasty food.

That night the Uchiha family slept at ease. Even though their parents were gone, not dead but in their own business they all looked after each other. And all tenten can hope is that tomorrow she will not see them. She can't take it.

Plus now she has to enroll sasuke in her highschool and then hope he actually works hard in school. Sasuke is a born genius but then again he never really likes doing work.

The Next Day

It was early in the morning as the sun was rising up on the east warming up the cold floor and the cool breeze blew clearly. At the mist of the track you could see two running figures with a third on taking their time.

"Why the hell is he making us do this again"

"Hn. Physical health?"

"Yeah! Whatever." tenten retorted to her twin. "More like he should run for his own health!" she said loud enough for itachi to hear.

"Yeah but he is fat and he loves his fat" sasuke said mockingly. Itachi's eye twitched.

"Hey im not fat im sexy succulent and supple!" Itachi retorted.

"My ass" said sasuke, but then ran faster as itachi came looking ready to kill himself his little and only brother.

"WHAT! COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU" tenten watched as her two brothers tried to kill each other once more. Why did she have them as brother, she didn't even resemble them. She sighed, then smirked got the stop watch and took their time and number of laps.

She was amazed that Sasuke had out ran Itachi, nonetheless they had ran over 23 miles in just an hour! That was a record for them. She could tell both of them were exsusted, either way she was going to drag them around with her to make herself feel better.

First stop was enrolling Sasuke into school. Easy right.

At The Office Window
The office window of the school stayed open all week and even Saturdays for people with Saturday school but not sundays. And on Saturdays it closed at twelve Pm and it was already eleven so they barley made it. Tenten walked over to then window a lady a little over her thirties was there with intense pale eyes and black curley hair.

"Yes" she said her face sagely and worn out so creepy not to mention her voice so obnoxious woman.

"I wanna enroll my brother to the school" Tenten said in a calm collective cool voice as the woman blew out some of her cigaret smoke.

"Who's is your brother"

"Uchiha Sasuke" she pointed at the scowling boy beside her.

"Ok" said the lady brightening up and becoming more alive with enthusiasm. "He's in he starts on Monday I just need some of his information! Here fill out the form we can enroll him and his schedule will be provided" she winked at Sasuke and he winced in disgust. Almost puked!

Tenten laughed a little nervously and pushed her brother to the side.

"Gosh you got women over thirty-five lusting over you!" Tenten said amusement evident in her voice.

"Why do you think I got my self kicked out of that private school. As if I didn't know they were trying to get into my room! To rape me" ok way over the top. But it was true everyone want's a peace of Sasuke.

"Whatever, no one but air head girls want you" she pointed out and he glared at her.

"Hurry up you two, school gives me trauma" Itach said as he had bad memories on this school campus once before, he hated school so much at this point. And he was not in school anymore.

"Alright" said Tenten as she begun filling out information on Sasuke, leaving some personal one's blank that was none of their business on how big her brothers ding along was or about his other private information. Heck not even she wanted to know that crap!

"Hey" the woman said all of a sudden coming out and smiling coily and seductively, well not really to them maybe to an old geezer. She neared the two brothers. "Who's this?" she asked coming near Itachi and rubbing a finger on his tough and muscled chest. Itachi inched away and then ran to hide behind Sasuke.

Sasuke wanted to sneaker but the damn old lady was now coming his way "Don't worry, I like you too" she said and winked and sent a kiss his way witch he dodge. Both brothers thinking the same thing made a run for it.

"Meet you at the car Tenten" they said as the left. Cowards. She thought as she turned back to face the drooling lady and snorted in disgust.

She went on as she finished all the paper work, refusing to tell anything personal of her brother, the lady was not pleased. But what soothed her was the knowledge that now she held the young Uchiha's phone number and that was bad. Well that was what she thought, until she decided to instead put her cell phone number and make the woman think she had her brothers number. Long after that she joined the two cowards at the car to see Sasuke eating some chips and Itachi sipping a soda from some restaurant. They sure knew how to do things fast! And listening to loud rap music .Shake That! She could not believe it! She gaped.

This are her brothers? And she is related to them?

Yep, she questions this all the time, only if she knew her own friends question her all the time. She is partly like her twin even if she had not notice it.

Shady, Aftermath

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed

Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

"Get in, we're going to go to J&B, then home. Unless You want my home cooking" said Itachi with a grin when he saw Tenten outside gaping at them. She regained her composure and went to the back seat and slammed the door shut.

"No, I rather eat at jack's" she said and he nodded with a thought so and they drove off to go eat. He looked to his left and then right then he saw that Old woman from the window office coming and sped off without doing the stop. Fear was certain on his features.

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everyday she be givin it up

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

They drove into Jack In The Box and parked the car and headed inside with little to say and more like laughing that anything else. They went in and all was fine as they ordered and then she and Sasuke filled their sodas and went to choose to sit in the far end corner so to fool around and disturb no one around. All in the while Itachi waited for their order and hated the flirtings of those other girls.

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'A date with Neji, whee. I rather be home' thought Sakura there was nothing wrong with it, Neji was really a handsome guy, but she felt so uncomfortable with him. She felt odd being in his car, it had all been fine and they are just going for some lunch at Jack In The Box. They slowly drove in and then he parked the car.

"Come on" he said, by the wry tone in his voice she knew he rather be home too. He was at least trying to make it be a good thing, maybe if they didn't thin it as a date, it will be nice as just two friends hanging out. "What are you going to order?"

Sakura shrugged. "Anything, im not that– well whatever comes to mind" she said as she looked away. She then stopped abruptly. "Neji?" Neji turned back to see why she stopped.

"What is it?"

"This is so uncomfortable isn't it?" he was about to nod but she didn't allow it. "I know it is, don't deny it. Let's just make it out as we're hanging out and not a date" she said, somehow to him that sounded like a good idea. But he didn't want it.

"No" he said firmly, "it's a date" she grimed at his words, it look like he almost considered it, but in the end, it all failed. He still wanted the date! He turned at his heals and she followed behind. And they were in line waiting to order as they looked away. To others they looked as if they were not even together do to others.

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Laughing ceased before Itachi continued with his story "So I was 'bout to leave that bitch when I spotted this girl with long blond hair and im all flirting with her. When all of a sudden her stupid ass had to ask, are you trying to hit like on me!" they laughed.

"And I bet you said 'no baby, im just trying to lay it on you'" Sasuke said and they laughed again. That was what Itachi had last said before and threw a fry to Sasuke.

"Hella no! She was playing stupid, so over her shoulder I saw this red head eying me and I said, excuse me can you move, im trying to talk to her" they all snickered.

"Whoo, Itachi that bite! I bet she was all like in a shock over that!" said Tenten trying to keep her laugh in.

"She should have been, that red head was so fucking fat and ugly! But her ass was like whoa and I hit that!" Sasuke and Tenten gaped at their Older brother. Who was suppose to be a better example than this!.

"You tapped her fat ass?" asked Sasuke and Tenten punched him in the arm.

"Sasuke, you as mean as Itachi! Just because the girl was fat– " she was cut off by Itachis stern voice, which meant what he was about to say was sincere .

"No, Tenten, I know that being fat is nothing, there are some foxy hot fat mama's out there but this ones face was ugly. And in the end I was to horny and drunk to care. She was nice... but cried like hell when I kicked her off my bed that same night" Sasuke and Itachi both laughed and high fived each other. In -you know it!- way.

"There's nothing wrong with a girl who's a freak!" said Sasuke.

"Skinny or fat! Any girl who will suck my cock is my kinda girl!" Sasuke and Itachi had started to talk about how their girl had to be a freak and dare to do this and that to keep them Sated!

"Whatever" said Tenten clearly disgusted. Then she looked away to try and drawn away their conversation when she spotted, who she least expected to be there. Neji and Sakura. "Fuck this shit!" she said in a hiss. "Itachi, Sasuke" her eyes widen at what she saw and gaped. Sasuke was mixing some fry's with soda and to add to that put it in the hamburger as Itachi dared eat it and Sasuke threw Soda at Itachi's mouth when he almost threw up what he had just bitten.

"You Guys!" she hissed and kicked Itachi while she punched Sasuke. They were just lucky she didn't have a weapon at hand.

"What!" snapped Itachi.

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"Im telling you! This is where the date is at" hissed Ino as she was followed by her boyfriend Shikamaru and Naruto and Hinata.

"Ok," said Naruto. "Lets go" he said rushing to the doors and opening them.

"No! Naruto you idiot!" hissed Ino as she followed and the others followed her. Great they just messed up the date. Right?

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Sakura and Neji were having a way awkward moment and all seem fine when they spotted Naruto.

"Hey you guys, can we sit with you?" he asked as he signaled to the others and Sakura and Neji stood up to allow them to sit down. They looked relieve to see them and Sakura and Ino, and Hinata started chatting as did the Guys. Everything seemed fine now.

"Sorry for interrupting" apologize Ino.

"Not at all!" Said Sakura and Neji.

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They are here! Thought Tenten as she somehow looked around for a way she and her brothers can slip off without being seen by them. It was bad enough her moment of forgetting about the date was ruin, for she was witnessing the date, but now the others were there as if playing match maker and it looked like the whole crew it was all complete. They didn't need her! The spare wheel.

"Can we go" she said.

"What's wrong T" Said Itachi who thought they were having a splendid time, specially talking off girls.

"I just wanna go home" she said and her brothers nodded noticing her sadness. They stood but. "Wait! Not like that" she snapped. "We have to sneak out..." she pondered a bit and now instead off sad, her brothers thought there was something bothering her. "The back door!" she said triumphal, she looked when the others were not looking and "Now!" she said and they sprinted out.

"Ok, were next!" asked Itachi as they got into the car fast and drove off.

"The Club!" said Tenten and her brothers nodded in agreement. The Club was a great place to meet people and dance about and best off all drinks. There they could do and say stupid things and not get kicked out.

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Tenten woke up in the middle of the night with a head ache as she went to go get an Advil and some water. But before she headed to bed she saw there was a message at the phone. She pushed the button and it said 'you have two messeges, messege one' and played it.

'Hey! Tenten, it's Ino, you wanna come with me, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Hinata to spy at Neji and Sakura's Date. Meet us there if you get this messege. If you can't we'll call you later and tell you about it. Okayy bye' Date: 5 29 Time: Twelve Thirty Beep

Then messege Two

'Okay, so you couldn't come. Don't worry ill tell you all so we went and Naruto rushed in in the date you wouldn't believe how– 'Beep

Tenten cut the message off, not wanting to know of the date, she had no interest in it and then she erased both messages from the phone. She was off to bed, anyways Monday her brother starts school and that means she could ditch them and hang with him. She sighed as she drifted back to sleep.

Until Monday.

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