BOOM!! It's on, bitch ninjaz we'll rock yo' dome
BOOM!! Bitch What's Happnin'? (WHAT?!)
BOOM!! Bitch What's Happnin'? (WHAT?!)
BOOM!! It's on, bitch ninjaz we'll rock yo' dome
BOOM!! Bitch What's Happnin'? (WHAT?!)
BOOM!! Bitch What's Happnin'? (WHAT?!)
Tenten Likes Neji, Who recently started Dating Sakura Who eventually falls for Sasuke who They all think is Tenten's boyfriend, but because of the doubt in Ino, Shikamaru is in a dilemma Stuck with two blonds at the same time! But Itachi is just there for a laugh or so he thinks
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What goes around...goes around...goes around...comes back all the way around
Dont Own Naruto Or Lyrics Above!
Part 1: SakuNeji (Friends)/ SasuTen (Bro and Sis)
Part 2: NejiTen/ SasuSaku
El:: HEY waz up, yeah...so hope you liking the story...
Cel:: Let's just write.
El: Fine...
What's Happening
Itachi's Homo–Tranz Date
"Aww, you look great Itachi!" said Tenten as they finished him off.
"Yeah, but he looks nothing like a girl" said Sasuke, he knew any straight male can tell Itachi is not a girl.
"Well, he is taller than Sakura" Tenten said as she pointed out the differences.
"Way" Sasuke contradicted.
"He has no breasts and the fake one's look well...fake"
"Really Fake."
"And he doesn't have the Female curves."
"Male"
"And his feet don't look well in the stilettos, he's braking mom's shoes"
"Disgusting"
"And to fisnish it, He looks nothing like a Girl!!!"
"Nope, not even with his own long hair"
"Will you shut up Sasuke! This was your Idea"
"Hey you went with it!"
"Both of you shut up!"
Sasuke and Tenten turned back to look at Itachi with horrified expression. Itachi trying to sound like a girl was not...well the bests voice ever...it was terrifying like nails going down a chalk board...
"Can you please never do that again" both twins muttered.
"Sorry" said Itachi in his normal voice.
School Track
"Umm, hi Lee!" chirped Tenten as she neared him and then scratched the back of her head as she looked at him stretch.
"Yes, youthful, Tenten. How can I be of service to you my dear friend?" he asked politely as he stood up and grinned at her almost making her blind.
"Are you sure you wanna go on a date with Sakura? Can't you do this for me and get me and my girls in the soccer team?" she asked shyly and then backed away when...
"NOO! I MUST HOLD MY YOUTHFUL BLOSSOMS HAND! I WONT DO IT 'TILL I CAN SAY I WENT ON A DATE WITH MISS HARUNO SAKURA!" he wailed that made Tenten's head twirl and her ears ring.
"Okay, okay..." she said baking away more . "YOU CAN PICK HER UP AT SIX!" she said as she ran away from him and Lee then did a pose as she feared and started shouting in happiness. Her friend was sure weird!
5:56
Knock
Knock
"Umm, hi" said Sakura as she saw Sasuke, another –what was it guy, but dressed like woman?– and her friend Tenten and she frowned. Was Sasuke really her boyfriend? Why are they here... to tell her and rub it in her face that Tenten has Sasuke as a boyfriend!.
"Okay Sakura! Sasuke had a great plan and well, this is Lee's Date pretending to be you...well what do you think?" Tenten said.
"What?" Sakura said dumbly.
"Well I thought we should tell you, cause well, Lee will think you went out with him" she said unsurely. Sakura blinked then started to laugh.
"Who the hell, who's idea was it to do this?" she asked.
"Sasuke's" both Tenten and Itachi responded.
"Oh" Sakura said shocked...
"MY LOVELY SAKURA IM HERE!!!" Lee announced, he was a minute early! Dammit. Tenten shoved the real Sakura back inside and closed the door on her face as Fake Sakura (Itachi) ran to Lee and then body slammed him to the ground.
"Hey Lee, lets go have some fun!" Sasuke and Tenten cringed at the voice that Itachi made and then Lee was like in a daze.
"Ok, I'll go after them" said Sasuke, they had to make sure that Itachi didn't blow it up.
"Okay, I'll reassure Sakura and catch up!" she said and they split.
Text Messeges / thought
Outside
Sasuke sat next to the plants that covered the bottom part of the glass walls of the restaurant. Who knew that Lee would take Itachi— I mean Fake Sakura to Home Town Buffet!
Inside
"So, let me tell you, Sakura, your so beautiful. I will shout it to the world" Lee was just still seeing white lights and couldn't see that clear.
"..Yeah.." Itachi said in -that voice- and then he threw his drink over at Lee and wetted his green Tight jeans. "Woops I am so sorry! Lee let me help you!" he spilled more "Im so, so sorry, I don't know why I'm being so clumsy!" Lee just smiled as he quit using the Nanking to dry himself and headed for the bathroom saying...
"Don't worry, my love, I will fix this!" he said and ran to the bathroom where Gai was with his cell phone to text him words.
"Lee!" he said.
"Need new pants fast!" Lee shirked and...
"Wham!" Gai did this weird thing swung his hip and a new pair of green tight jeans was there awaiting to be worn by Lee.
"Thank you GAI!" Lee said tearfully as he slipped his wet pants off and got the new once on.
Texting
Okay I Spilled The Drink Now What!
Itachi Glared out the window, where he knew his little brother was.
Hehehe Ask him to buy you a drink
Sasuke snickered and Itachi fumed, he nearly killed his sidekick.
Not Funny!
FINE! Eat your toe nails like when u were small!
Itachi blinked, could he still do that? When he was small he was able to bring his foot up to his mouth and bite off his nails, they were black cause he painted them but he chased Sasuke like that telling him that they were rotten.
Lee then came, much better and vision un-blurred, did he add gel to his hair? Whatever...what the hell was that smell.
"What the hell is that smell!" Itachi voiced out carefully making it sound girly.
"It's me baby, ya like" said Lee with that lust filled black eyes. Itachi shoved his face away and brought up his foot. With the stiletto!
"You like my foot, it looks so sexy, huh?" He said as the foot was right in front of Lee's face as he eyed it unsurely with a blush on his face.
HaHAHAHAHA! (Sasuke was laughing his head off!)
Shut UP! Trying to work my magic! (Itachi could see him in the window)
"Ummm," Lee said coming out of his daze. "It's lovely...?" Itachi glared.
"Lovely! What do you mean lovely! Don't you like it!" Itachi crossed his arms and then felt awkward when he felt the fake boobs, he still couldn't believe he was doing this.
"Yeah, I love it...?" Itachi glared, Lee was sounding unsure and confuse.
"Lick it" he said firmly-still using that voice!–
"What?" Lee said turning to look at 'her'
"I SAID LICK IT DAMMIT LICK IT NOW!!!"
Gulp.
Outside
"Hey was happening?" asked Tenten as she came to join her twin brother.
"Nothing much, except for the fact Itachi just yelled at Lee to lick his feet" Sasuke said pretty bluntly. That made Tenten's eyes to widen.
"WHAT!" she said in disbelief and turned back to see Lee hesitating in Liking Fake Sakura's foot and then sucking it. Itachi looked like he was enjoying seeing the disgust in Lee's face.
ITACHI!
Huh? Who?
Me Double T!
Hey!
Make him stop! This is depending in my soccer TEAM DAMMIT
Fine!
While...
Master Gai I Licked Her Feet and they were delicious!
GO LEE ! GO LEE WHOOP Whoop!
Thank YOU!
Inside
Just then they ordered and Itachi ate like he always ate which made Sasuke and Tenten to gap at him, he was having fun in there. Lee was Having fun too! This was not part of the plan!
"Oh, I Have a surprise for you!" Lee said as he stood up.
I so wanna go home NOW! The shoes are killing me! And this thong riding up in my ass! Whose idea was it for me to wear a thong! Im an uchiha -sighs- it was My Idea! WHAAA Itachi kept fidgeting around the chair.
What's wrong with him? Both Sasuke and Tenten Thought as they saw Itachi try to reach at his ass and pull...the thong! They thought in a -No duh.- they told him not to wear it, but he did! NO not only that he Insisted on wearing IT!
Lee got the microphone and ring from Gai and Headed to stand on the chair he had sat at, he saw Sakura (Itachi) look at him confused and horrified.
"What are you doing! Get down!" Itachi said -gwad in that voice!– and Lee just grinned.
"This is your surprise!" he said and music started to play.
"Ain't another woman that can take your spot my-
If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?)
Well, baby I've been around the world
But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you)
This ring here represents my heart"
"Baby Girl, hear and now I ask you to marry me I know we are in High school and all but I love you!"
Itachi was wincing and everyone around had their ears covered, when Lee sang he sounded like someone running their nails on a chalk board! Itachi stood up and headed toward him.
"Never!" he said and Bitched slapped him off the bar stool. With that he ran, Sasuke had already started the car, well, just as Lee hit his fifth note and Tenten Texted him to leave, run and save their ears.
"Wait MY LOVE!"
"SASUKE!" both Itachi and TenTen said as they saw Lee coming, just then Sasuke hit the gas, backed up and some people almost got ran over, a dog unfortunately didn't make it, R.I.P puppy. and then they turned a sharp left and then crossed a red light without getting hit– Sasuke was lucky like that— and the rest of the way was no picnic but they made it home.
"Phew" they all said as they let out their breath. Finally the date was over.
Itachi then grinned and hugged Sasuke as he whispered in Sasuke's Ear.
"Remind me never ever to go to another Homo-traz Date again! Especially with a THONG!"
"I don't think you'll ever have to..." Mumbled both Sasuke and Tenten.
Whoo, that's finished...
Well that went well
I say there wont be another date between these two...
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