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Ahem. Moving on.
Once again, the urge to write took over me. O.O And the copious amount of pocky helped too. XD Amazing what a little sugar can do to boost your writing...
Ah, and I want to thank everyone who reviewed for chapter five! You're all awesome! Your comments really gives me the will to write more and more, just to make you all happy!
Well then…since I can't figure out anything to say yet…I'll let you read and come back to you in the end comment!
Disclaimer: No…don't own. –sobs- But by GOD, I WANT TOOO!
Pairings: SetoJou, side YamiYugi and BakuraRyou. Hints of OtogiHonda.
Warnings: Err…randomness? XD And the word 'ass'. Be forewarned!
Read and enjoy!
Chapter 6
Normal POV
Step 6: Be confident in your body! A.k.a; Show off the goods, girl! Wear the clothes that underlines your best assets! Make sure He never takes his eyes off of you! Work it, girl!
Be confident in your body, huh?
Jou huffed as he looked himself in the mirror that morning. It had always been hard for him to be confident about the way he looked. Sure, he had long, rather smooth, legs, an even tan all year round, a nicely toned stomach and rather thin waist and shoulder…but he also had his share of scars on it. Those gang-days had put their marks on him…
But, it couldn't hurt to at least try, right?
Today was Friday. For the students of Domino High, that mean only one thing(well, besides Meat surprise in the cafeteria).
Free clothing day. The only day of the week they could themselves decide what to wear in school. Some still wore their school uniforms those days, but not many.
Usually, Jou would just put on a pair of baggy jeans and a t-shirt on the Free clothing day. Clothes he were comfortable wearing.
Today, however…he decided to try out something new.
About half an hour later, Jou once more stood in front of the mirror, giving himself a good look over. He was wearing a pair of almost sinfully tight, black jeans that showed off two of his 'best assets' ; his butt and slender legs. And they made it a little hard to breath, but it was a sacrifice Jou was willing to make. All in the name of making Kaiba drool(hopefully).
An equally tight, sleeveless dark green shirt covered his torso, clearly showing off his waist and lightly muscled arms.
To match the rather sexy attire (more fitting for a club than a normal school day), Jou had put on eyeliner, more this time, and a pair of fingerless, black gloves. He had messed up his hair so it looked like he had just gotten out of bed…and not after only sleeping. More like after a long, sweaty, sleepless night. Grin.
Jou gave a small nod to his reflection as he deemed the outfit perfect. Then, he whistled softly, picked up his school bag and headed out to the kitchen for breakfast.
"Morning, dad!" He greeted as he sat down by the table, pouring up some milk for his cereal.
Mao turned around from the kitchen-counter he had currently been cleaning, smiling. "Morning, Kats…" His brown eyes widened. And he promptly choked. "W-What the hell are you wearing?!"
"Hee?" Jou looked up at him, gaping. "What do you mean, 'what am I wearing'? Clothes, obviously!" He was starting to understand where he had inherited his(very slight!) idiocy from…
"I can see THAT!" Mao snapped. "But what I don't see is why you're dressed like THAT!"
"Like what?" Jou frowned, looking down at himself. He thought he looked fine…
"Like…Like…" Mao opened and closed his mouth as he tried to find the right words. "…Like a S&M's wet dream!" He finally yelled.
Jou promptly fell out of his chair.
But, he was soon back up again, glaring at his father. "W-What do you mean by that?! These clothes are just fine! It's just jeans and a shirt!"
"They are too…" Once more, a pause to find the right term. "…revealing!"
"T-They are not revealing!" Jou took a quick glance down on himself. Okay, so maybe they were…a little bit. But not too much! "I like them!"
"You can not wear that in school! Someone might…get ideas!" Mao was shaking now with withheld emotions.
"Well…then they will!" Jou glared slightly. "But, believe me, dad, I can handle myself! After all, I've been handling myself since I was eight while you-" Jou quickly shut himself up. A cold wave ran over him as he realized what he had just been about to say and his eyes widened. 'While you drank your ass off.'
Mao flinched. He stared at his son for a few moments, before giving a long, deep sigh. A sigh that had Jou's conscience screaming in pain at the sudden stab it was handled. Then, he made a move as if to leave the room.
Jou quickly ran up to him, though, and quickly hugged him tight around his not-so-slim waist. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to…" Jou quickly mumbled into his chest, shuddering. The last thing he wanted to do was hurt his father in any way…
Mao gave a deep sigh, gently patting his son's back. "I know, kiddo, I know…it's alright. I'm sorry too…I shouldn't nag on you like this." A small, nostalgic smile spread on his face. "I mean, you're growing up and all that. I'll have to accept that…even though it feels like it was only yesterday you were running around with nothing on but diapers and a-"
"Daaaad!" Jou interrupted him, pouting, before starting to laugh. "I really don't need to hear that!"
"Right, right…I'll bring that up when you drag home a boyfriend instead." Mao winked and ducked from the smack Jou tried to handle him. Then, he smiled, patting his cheek fondly. "You really do look good, you know. Just like your old man!" He paused. "Err…minus the eyeliner and tightness…I never wore anything like that in your age…"
"Thank God!" Jou teased, before giving him another hug. "I have to go now…see you tonight!" With that, Jou grabbed his bag and rushed out.
Mao chuckled softly, shaking his head. "That boy…"
School
08.10
Normal POV
There was a soft murmur around Jou, as he entered the school that morning. Many eyes, both girls' and boys', followed him as he walked past them. Someone even made a long wolf whistle, which had Jou blushing slightly, ruffling his hair self-consciously.
Some guy, whom Jou didn't even know, even dared to run up to him and grope his ass. Which of course ended with the guy crashing to the floor, nose bleeding heavily and Jou stomping away with a huff (the guy still deemed it totally worth it).
When Jou sat down in his desk, he had already gotten three girls' and two guys' numbers. He was still blushing slightly, giving his gaping friends a smile. "Err…morning, guys…"
"…" Anzu was drooling.
"…" Ryou was blushing slightly, one hand under his nose.
"…" Honda was staring in something akin to horror.
Only Yugi seemed not to be affected. Damn innocent kid. "Good morning, Jou!" He chimed, smiling warmly. "You look very nice today!"
"Ah, thanks…" Jou laughed nervously, scratching his neck slightly.
Even though many were staring and drooling over Jou's new appearance, there was ONE person who was completely unaffected. Ironically enough, it was the one person Jou wanted to affect in the first place…
Kaiba was sitting in his seat in the far back, reading in one of his mystery books with black covering. He hadn't even glanced up when Jou had come in. The only reaction he gave was glaring slightly at the people whispering around him. Jou supposed it was because they were disturbing his reading.
Well. If Kaiba wasn't going to notice him on his own, Jou would have to MAKE him notice him!
Jou gave a small nod to himself, standing. With a self secure stride, he walked up to Kaiba's desk. The young CEO didn't even glance upwards.
Jou cleared his throat slightly to catch his attention.
No reaction whatsoever.
Jou repeated the action, a little louder this time.
Kaiba merely turned a page calmly in his mystery novel.
This time, Jou cleared his throat so loudly that it sounded like he was trying to cough up barbed wire from his lungs.
Kaiba's eyebrow twitched. "…is there a reason you're trying to cough up mucus on my desk, mutt?"
"T-That wasn't what I was doing!" Jou exclaimed, a little hoarsely after all that throat-clearing. He pouted. "I was trying to get you attention!"
"Uhu." Kaiba once more turned a page. Jou wondered if he had really finished those two pages that fast or if he was just trying to make him leave by seeming absorbed in his book.
"…" Jou sat down in the seat in front of him, straddling the chair in a way that COULD be seen as flirtatious. Of course, Jou didn't know that; he just found it comfortable.
Kaiba's eyebrow twitched again. "You're still here."
"Your eyebrow is twitching a lot. You should have that checked up." Jou commented with a small grin.
"No need. I already know why it does." Kaiba snorted softly.
"Oh, really?" Jou scooted his chair a little closer to Kaiba's desk so he could lean his elbows on it.
"Yes. I suffer from annoying-mutt-itis." Kaiba deadpanned, once more turning a page(okay, it was to show he wanted to be left alone. Too bad Jou caught hints as good as a worm could catch baseballs…).
Jou huffed cutely. He so wanted to call Kaiba a bastard at the moment…but that went against the advices. And it would probably just end in Kaiba verbally chewing him out, leaving him annoyed and sulky for the rest of the day. And that was not the PLAN, damnit!
"Clever." He finally replied to Kaiba's insult.
"Indeed, I am." Another flip of the page.
Jou pouted. How the hell would he make him look up from that stupid book and onto him?!
Just then, fate decided to help Jou out.
One of their classmates bumped into Kaiba, making him drop the book onto the floor. Which earned the poor guy a stern, trademarked Kaiba-glare.
Jou realized his glorious opportunity to make the brunet look at him. "I'll get it!" He chimed, quickly jumping out of his seat, bending over to get the book off of the floor. The sneaky blond didn't bend over very casually, though…he bended at the waist, backside directed at the brunet.
Tight jeans added with bending over…equation? Great show for any girl, bisexual or gay guy.
Jou realized he couldn't stay like that for very long without being too suspicious, so he soon straightened, turning to Kaiba with a sultry smile, holding the book out for him. "Here you go." He braced himself, sure that he'd get ravished any second.
Kaiba just grabbed the book without any word of gratitude, flipping it open to the page he had been on and started reading again. No flushed cheeks, no wide-eyed stare, no nosebleed…no nothing!
Jou's jaw fell to the dusty classroom floor.
No…effing…way. That couldn't be! No one could be so totally unaffected by something like that! Even KAIBA must have teenage hormones, no matter how pre-mature he was(if he did, Jou pitied them. How painfully bored they had to be, being ignored all the time)!
Jou's show hadn't gone completely unnoticed, though. Otogi Ryuji shot forward at once, wrapping an arm around his waist, hand resting on his ass. "Nice ass, Jounouchi…" He purred, giving a squeeze to underline his point. "…care to take it out for a ride?"
"Eep!" Jou jumped at that, blushing deeply. "Pervert!" He squeaked, smacking away his hand. He didn't punch him, though. After all, Otogi was his friend, no matter how big of a pervert he was. "And I thought you were after my sister!"
"Well, I was…" Otogi agreed with a solemn nod. And then grinned seductively, hand creeping back towards his ass. "But I can't ignore a fine piece of art when I see it…"
Jou snorted, once more smacking the hand away. "You can't be helped, can you?" He huffed, turning away. Not that he was really angry, since he knew Otogi wasn't really serious about his groping. After all, the black haired man had confided in him about a crush he had on a certain shark-haired friend of his…
"Aww, but puppy…" Otogi cooed, wrapping his arms around him from behind, still playful.
"Would you two PLEASE stop that?" Kaiba suddenly snapped from beside them. His eyebrow was twitching again and his blue eyes directed straight at the two teens, a sharp glare within their depths.
Before Jou could successfully drown in those eyes, Otogi gave a soft gasp, putting his hand over his chest in feigned surprise. "By God, I think I just had a heart attack!" Jou could faintly hear Kaiba mumble something about 'only in my dreams' under his breath. "Kaiba Seto just said 'please'!"
Kaiba sent Otogi one of his 'if looks could transport, you'd be in hell right now. Or in Canada'-glares before turning back to his book. It surprised Jou that the book didn't spontaneously combust at the nasty look it too was handled. Perhaps it was used to it.
Jou couldn't ponder on the book's resistance for long, since the teacher came into the classroom with a bored 'sit down, students'. He went back to his own seat, after getting his ass pinched by Otogi one more time, sitting down next to a sulky looking Honda.
Alright, so he had failed this time. But it was still only first class. He still had plenty of chances to make Kaiba notice him and drool. If the bending over thing hadn't worked the first time, Jou would just have to try harder!
And that was just what the blond did.
During the remainder of the day, Jou tried his damnedest to show off. He frequently dropped things, making a big show of bending over and picking them up, making sure that the brunet noticed what he was doing("Oh, look at this! I dropped my pencil! I'll just bend over and pick it up!" )
Jou also tried many other tricks. He stretched his arms above his head, arching so that his smooth, toned stomach showed slightly, giving a teasing hint of what was under that tight shirt. He bought ice-cream in the cafeteria, giving the spoon that came with it probably the best tongue-treatment it had ever had. He even went as far as stretching his legs in gym in a way that could only be described as totally seductive. While giving soft groans and moans about how 'fucking gooooood it felt'.
But, no matter what he did, he couldn't even catch a single glance from the brunet CEO. He always seemed busy, looking in another direction just while he was 'showing off the goods'. Either it was typing away with the speed of a sugar-high hamster on the laptop, or burying his nose in the book previously mentioned.
So, by the end of the day, Jou had a sore back, had strained his left arm three times, cramps in his tongue and bruises on his ass(the bruises from the constant pinching he had had to endure the entire day from brave girls and boys). And he had still not earned even a glance from Kaiba! But he did get enough notes with phone numbers from various people in his pockets to print his own phone directory.
"Ne, are you okay, Jou?" Yugi asked concernedly, as Jou groaned softly, leaning against the bus-stop sign(no way he was walking home like this!).
"I'm just fine…" Jou grumbled, rubbing his sore lower back.
"Well, if you say so…" Yugi still looked rather worried, but Jou waved it of.
"No need to worry, Yug'! I'm a strong guy, I'll handle it…" Jou sighed, throwing his back over his shoulder. Just as he did, a pencil slipped out of it from a small opening in the side.
Jou gave a loud groan, smacking his face. "Oh, come on! Not again!" He swore colourfully a couple of times, before bending over again to pick it up, this time with not hidden meaning in it. He had to go slow, though, so his back wouldn't crack in two. On the way up, Honda had to help him. "Screw it, I'll walk anyway…" Jou mumbled sorely, not in the mood to wait for the bus anymore. With that, he stomped off towards his apartment.
Yugi and the other's looked after the limping boy with deep sympathy. Just then, Yugi's eyes fell on something and he blinked curiously.
"Hey, guys…is it just me, or did Kaiba just check out Jou's ass?"
End Chapter!
There we go! Another chapter down! And it was longer than the previous one! Joy!
Oh! And by the way, I have nothing against Canada! Sorry if I offended anyone!
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-The Blonde Midget