Sorry I haven't updated lately!!!! I've been real busy! Now, I have to plan my fall break and I have a filed trip this Friday. This Thursday I'll be gone for four days in Williamsburg on another fieldtrip and I also have A LOT of homework and projects to do. I also have after school activities and I work on our school TV show, WKMS. So, I guess I have to balance writing and all of the things I have to do…which while I'm on the subject I have a project due Monday that I haven't even started on…oh well!

Ooh! Today I went to the Museum of Appalachia and had so much fun. It was for the whole 8th grade and we were allowed to wander anywhere and no adult supervision!!! I went with my BF and BFFL. We had fun and ate a lot. We even got a picture taken in an 1874 jail cell. I was happy…and probably high. (from that candle that my BFFL stuck in my face…gross)

I don't own Naruto or any of the characters!!!! Hope you enjoy!!!

R&R!!!


Toying With Her

Ch. 4

Sakura was covering her mouth trying not to giggle as she and Sasori played tag around the base and the only rule was you couldn't wake anyone up. If they woke anyone they'd have to run for their lives because waking up a very tired S-class criminal is very dangerous.

Sakura poked her head around a corner trying to hide from Sasori. What she didn't expect was Sasori to be behind the corner and when she looked that way to be tackled to the ground, roughly.

"Oof!" Sakura said as she hit the hard ground.

"Tag, you're it," Sasori said, smirking at her. In the blink of an eye he was gone and she had to get up and find him. She looked around for a few minutes until she spotted him on the couch, reading. He didn't even know she was there! Ha! He let his guard down!

Sakura jumped on him and pinned him to the couch. She then stuck her tongue out at him as he raised his eyebrow. "You're it now," Sakura whispered to him.

"Now, what do you plan to do?" Sasori asked.

"Hm, anything you want to do," Sakura answered as a light came on in the hallway. They both looked over there and saw the guys there, glaring at them.

"Do you have any idea what time it is, yeah?" Deidara asked, angrily.

"By the look of your hair I would believe it's pretty late," Sakura replied as she looked at his frizzed and untamed hair. He glared at her.

"Not funny, yeah," Deidara growled and she shrugged.

"Do we have to separate you two? You're making a lot of noise," Itachi asked.

"No," Sakura replied and then she looked down at her husband to realize she was straddling a teddy bear. Literally, a teddy bear. "DAMMIT!!!! SASORI-SAMA, WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME?!!?" Sakura yelled as the rest of the Akatsuki snickered. Then, Konan came into the room and yawned.

"What's going on?" Konan asked.

"Sasori and Sakura were playing a game at a VERY late hour and it seems Sasori left Sakura here to deal with angry S-class criminals," Kisame pointed out as he gave Sakura an evil smirk. Sakura gulped.

"U-U-Um guys! Let's think about this!" Sakura said as she put her hands up in defense. Sakura got up just as angry, sleep deprived missing-nins came at her and she ran to Sasori's room. She opened the door and ran in, instantly shutting the door behind her.

"Hello, my love," Sasori whispered into her ear from behind. She turned around but he wasn't there. He chuckled and she turned around again but she still didn't find him.

He kept whispering things in her ear or chuckling and when she'd turn she wouldn't find him. It was amazing how he could hide in such a small room. Eventually, she got exhausted and when he whispered in her ear she didn't move a muscle. Then, she dragged her feet over to Sasori's bed and fell onto it, already asleep when her head hit the pillow.


She woke up to the bright sun that shown through the window and covered her eyes as she sat up. She looked around and found…nothing. No Sasori. No anybody. Boy, did she wish she could strangle him.

Then, she looked at the door and saw Sasori standing there, leaning against the door frame, his ankles crossed and his arms crossed over his chest…just looking at her. She glared at him and he smirked at her as he coolly made his way over to her. It would've been an intimidating walk towards her if she wasn't his wife.

"Good morning, my love," Sasori whispered to her.

"Good morning, mybaka," Sakura shot back in the same tone he used with her, only more sarcastic.

"Ooh, so feisty at such an early time," Sasori said to her in a VERY horny voice.

"Don't. Even. Think. About. It." Sakura said, angrily and he knew very well she was angry.

"Don't be mad, my love," Sasori said as he sat down next to her and played with her hair.

"And why the bloody hell not?" Sakura asked.

"I don't want you to be mad," Sasori replied like it'd fix everything.

"I don't care what you want! Why the hell did you leave me to fend off angry S-class criminals and then when I came in her to be with my husband you toy with me until I collapse!?" Sakura yelled, angrily at him.

"You needed rest," Sasori replied.

"I rested for three fucking days!" Sakura yelled at him.

"Now, do we have to cleanse that mouth of yours?" Sasori asked as he got on top of her, smirking.

"Do your worst," Sakura challenged as he kissed her.

Hm…oh! So…yummy.

Wow…Outer, you're almost like me now.

Shut up, enjoying something here!

Yeah…I know... Aren't you enjoying it a little too much? I mean come on! You don't want twins!

Who said I was pregnant again? And that's not how twins are made!

Shut up! I think you're prego!!! You've been very moody!

Who said I wasn't PMSing?

Would you admit to that?

No…

Didn't think so.

You could be quiet, ya know? I mean I'm ENJOYING a kiss and you're ruining it!

Quit your whining. I'm just trying to protect you.

From what? My husband?

Yes.

That's ridiculous.

Maybe but I don't care.

Go away!

Fine! Be that way! I don't like you either! Inner Sakura leaves.

Thank God…

Sakura broke from the kiss first and got up. She completely ignored Sasori as she got dressed and left the room. He followed her, of course, but she didn't care.

"Sakura, are you going to continue to ignore me?" Sasori asked and she stuck her nose into the air and walked faster.

"Fine, fine, and I got you something, too," Sasori said and Sakura stopped in her tracks. Sasori smirked as he saw her. She turned around and looked at him. His smirk grew wider as he grabbed something from his inner pocket and held it in front of her. It was a small jewelry box. She smiled and quickly snatched it away from him. She opened it and she nearly dropped it because it was gorgeous! It was diamond earrings!

"Thank you, Sasori-sama!" Sakura cheered as she hugged him.

"You're welcome," Sasori said as he returned the hug.

"Ne, ne, can we go do something? Anything?" Sakura asked, hopefully.

"We could play tag again?" Sasori offered.

"I'll never find you here especially in the day time," Sakura said and he smirked.

"I didn't mean that kind of tag, my naïve wife. I meant mattress tag," Sasori corrected.

"Well, think of something that doesn't involve me taking my clothes off," Sakura said.

"You wanna go swimming in the river?" Sasori asked and Sakura beamed at him.

"Please?" Sakura asked and he nodded. "Yay!" Sakura yelled as she ran into their bedroom, Sasori following and went through all of the drawers looking for a swimsuit while Sasori just put on swim trunks and watched her go through everything. Sakura found two swimsuits and held them up, trying to decide which one. The black bikini with Akatsuki clouds on it or the pink one that matched her hair color.

"Just choose one," Sasori said.

"Which one do you like?" Sakura asked.

"The Akatsuki one," Sasori said and Sakura scrunched her nose, apparently not liking his decision. "Fine, the pink one," Sasori said and she smiled.

"Thank you!" Sakura said as she kissed him on the cheek. Sasori rolled his eyes as he watched her change.

"Ready?" Sasori asked. Sakura nodded as she ran to the river. Sasori took his sweet time and walked.

"Mou…come on already!" Sakura said as she wait at the river.

"You're acting so childish," Sasori commented and Sakura pouted. "That just proved my point." Sakura ignored the comment and jumped into the river. Sasori just sat on the edge and let his feet dangle in while he watched his wife swim up and down the river. "Don't go too far," Sasori warned as he saw her go to a distance he could barely see her.

"Sasori-sama, stop acting like my father!" Sakura yelled back at him as she came back over to him and just treaded water.

"I wouldn't have to if you didn't wander off," Sasori pointed out.

"I don't wander--oh hey! Look at that frog!" Sakura said as she followed the frog down the river. It was jumping on lily pads and she was swimming as fast as she could to get it.

"See what I mean? You even have a short attention span," Sasori mumbled to himself as he got into the water and went off down the river towards his wife, who was acting like a child, since she was now out of sight.

"Sasori-sama!" Sakura yelled as she jumped on his from a tree.

"Sakura, be careful. You're going to hurt yourself," Sasori warned as he put her back into the water.

"But Lookie! I found the frog!" Sakura said as she held the frog up.

"I see that and it doesn't look happy," Sasori said as he grabbed the frog and let it go.

"Aw," Sakura said as Sasori grabbed her arm and went back to their spot outside of the Akatsuki lair. Sakura swam a little more until she got prunes. Then, she complained about them to her husband.

"I told you, it's because you weren't swimming in salt water so the salt was sucked out if your fingers," Sasori repeated.

"That doesn't make sense!" Sakura yelled as he tossed her a towel and got dressed. She did the same thing only it took her longer because, you know, girls need to primp.

"Yes, it does, if you have the IQ higher than a monkey riding a motorcycle," Sasori said and Sakura gawked. He dare insult her!

"That was mean," Sakura said.

"Well, you're being stupid," Sasori said.

"Grrr…just…GET OUT!!!" Sakura yelled as she threw a pillow at him. He left and she finished getting dressed. She finished getting dressed and opened the door to see Sasori waiting for her.

"Finished rambling to yourself?" he asked, calmly and Sakura opened and closed her mouth like a fish out of water.

"You're so hard to deal with," Sakura said as she walked off. He followed her, of course.

"You're so stubborn and at times, childish," Sasori shot back.

"Whatever," Sakura mumbled as they both sat down on the couch.

"Can you try saying yes to something?" Sasori asked.

"Like what?" Sakura asked.

"Like…will you actually clean up after yourself…since you never pick up the clothes you throw on the floor after your 'what am I going to wear' thing every morning," Sasori said.

"But you clean it up so much better," Sakura said.

"Just say yes…Ye--s," Sasori said as he put his hands in a position on her jaw and moved her mouth in a yes position.

"No," Sakura said, even though it was quite hard with him holding her mouth.

"Come on, just say yes. It's not hard," Sasori chided.

"No," Sakura said, defiantly in the same voice he used.

"You're as stubborn as a three-year-old," Sasori said, shaking his head.

"Well, I don't want to clean," Sakura said.

"Aren't wives supposed to clean?" Sasori asked.

"You still living in those times?" Sakura asked.

"Are you calling me old?" Sasori asked, frowning.

"I don't know…hey! Is that a wrinkle?" Sakura asked with fake shock.

"Why you--!" Sasori said as he grabbed her from behind and started tickling her while she was hunched over laughing.

"S-S-Sasori (laugh) -s-s-sama, stop, hahaha!!" Sakura said as she struggled to get out of his grasps. Eventually, they both got tired and Sakura laid her head down on him while she tried to catch her breath.

"You know if you're calling me old then that means you married an old person," Sasori said as he rested his elbow on Sakura's head.

"Ew…Think of the sex!" Sakura exclaimed, astonished.

"Is that all you ever think about?" Sasori asked.

"Pretty much," Sakura replied.

"One track mind, Sakura. One track mind," Sasori said.

"Is that a problem?" Sakura asked.

"No, Sakura but you should work on your IQ level," Sasori informed her.

"Hey! I'm pretty smart! Besides I like acting like this," Sakura said.

"Well, don't always act like this, OK? . Only when I'm around to keep you out of trouble," Sasori said.

"Stop babying me! I can handle myself," Sakura said, proudly.

"Oh really?" Sasori asked.

"Yes," Sakura confirmed.

"OK, the starting now I'm not going to clean up after you. You do everything you need by yourself," Sasori said.

"Does that mean no sex?" Sakura asked.

"No…it means you have to actually work to get me to fuck you," Sasori said, smirking.

"Can we do it now?" Sakura asked as she nibbled on his earlobe. Sasori bit back an oncoming growl so she'd have to work harder, which she did. She started to push her womanhood against him and made these excited noises. Sasori was having a hard time controlling himself. Eventually Sasori couldn't take it anymore and slammed Sakura down on the couch and hovered over her.

"I guess you win," Sasori said.

"Yay me," Sakura said.

"You're an addict," Sasori said.

"To what?" Sakura asked as he started to kiss her neck, affectionately.

"Sex," Sasori mumbled against her skin.

"Is that a crime?" Sakura asked.

"It should be. That'd make you even hotter," Sasori mumbled.

"I don't like the position," Sakura mumbled as she tried to get up so she could get the top but Sasori held her in place.

"I do," Sasori mumbled against her rosy pink lips.

"I want to be on top," Sakura mumbled, weakly as she tried to struggle against him but he was making her feel too good to fight.

"I bet you do," Sasori said as he straddled her waste and sat up. Then, he threw his shirt off and did the same thing to her shirt. When he bent down to kiss her she flipped their positions to where she was straddling his waste and smirked down at him.

"I want to be dominant," Sakura informed.

"Let's see how long this last," Sasori mumbles as she started to chew on his nipple while reaching for his pants.

"Help me," Sakura mumbled against his lips as she tried to unzip his pants. He flipped them over so he was on top again and he helped her unzip his pants. They threw the pants on the floor. He then took his boxers off and lifted her skirt.

"I hope you don't care about your underwear," Sasori whispered to her.

"Huh? Wha--Oh-oh!" Sakura yelled out as his manhood went into her through her underwear. "Do that again," Sakura said as she arched her back into his touch.

"And you wanted to be on top?" Sasori asked.

"Never again, Sasori-sama!" Sakura yelled.

"Good, leave the dominance to me," Sasori whispered to her.

"OK," Sakura said as he thrust into her again.

"You want to get a little bit more interesting?" Sasori asked with a devious smirk but Sakura, since she was in bliss, didn't notice it.

"Oh God, yes. Anything!" Sakura moaned out and his smirk widened. He pulled her now wet panties off of her and flipped her over.

"Hm…nice ass," Sasori said as he brushed a finger over her butt.

"Sasori-sama?" Sakura asked, unsurely. Sasori smirked. She was still WAY too innocent, no matter all the things he did to try to make the naïve little girl disappear.

"This will only hurt for a moment," Sasori said. She was about to question him but gasped instead. She felt a piercing pain as his dick entered her. She grabbed the nearest pillow and smothered her face, trying to sooth the pain but soon enough it was gone and was replaced with pleasure. Sakura lifted her head from the pillow and made a purring sound. It sounded like music to Sasori's ears.

"God, you're good," Sakura mumbled, out of breath.

"This is why I'm dominant, my love. I'm not as naïve as you are," Sasori whispered in her ear.

"Hey! What's going on in here, yeah?" Deidara asked as he came into the room. He saw Sasori on top of Sakura…both naked and paled. "I'll be leaving now, yeah…" Deidara said as he slowly walked out of the room. "NOBODY GO IN THE LIVING ROOM! YOU'LL REGRET IT, YEAH!!!" Deidara yelled so the whole base could hear.

"That's why I love you, Sasori-sama. You're making sure I don't get taken advantage of," Sakura mumbled as her eyelids suddenly got heavy.

"What makes you think I'm not taking advantage of you?" Sasori asked.

"I don't know if you are or not but I trust you and we're married…a sign that we love each other. Would people who love each other hurt one another?" Sakura asked as she slowly fell into a sleep. Sasori got off of her and got dressed. Instead of moving her with a risk of waking her up, one he'd rather not take, he took a blanket and just covered her naked form. Then, he left the room to do some reading and to answer all questions the Akatsuki had since they're idiots who can't get laid. Well, except Leader-sama and Konan. They'd kill him if he ever said that about them.


OK! Hope you liked the chapter!!! Now, I want to add a new story to the site but I'm having trouble deciding on one of my topics. I am not, I repeat, NOT, going to stop writing this story!!! I just want to add something just in case I get writer's block!!! So there's a small summary and a title below. Please tell me which one peaks your interest most!!! I've already got a plot and some of the scenes for some of these and in parentheses next to the story it will say if it's perverted, cute, or whatever…just in case you can't tell from the title. The one with the most votes by the time I get back from my trip to Williamsburg, which will be Sunday night at six, will be the next story I put up!!!! Please help me decide. I'm just at a lost!!!! Please and thank you.THERE IS A CONTES BELOW!!! Here they are:

Discovery- Ino and Sakura are 16 years old in Konoha. They are late for training with the rest of the Rookie 9 and Team Gai but when they get there after a lot of fighting and yelling their worlds begin to slowly turn upside down.

Unexpected- Ino and Sakura are ANBU Captains and lead their own 3 man cell at the age of 16 but what is Ino's parent's talking about that has her so upset? Read and find out!

Life of the ANBU Black Ops- This is a tale of 5 best friends. They are all ANBU Captains. One day when the Hokage asks them to train mere genin and chuunin what will happen? And how do they know Hatake Kakashi? Same main characters as Before Akatsuki: Becoming Criminals and Love is a Strong Feeling.

Sad Love- Sequel...to Love is a Strong Feeling. They fall in love. They fight with each other and the guys. What happens when they're criminals in love? How bad things keep happening... (Kind of perverted…)

Ino's Morning Show- Instead of Naruto getting all the glory because the show's named Naruto this is about the Akatsuki and Ino will interview certain people and they'll tell their sides to the stories!!!! All inside!!! (Not written but I have an idea.)

Family Matters- Sakura and Naruto are best friends who have a very odd family. What happens when that same family tries to hook those two up? (Hilarious)

Surprises- Sakura is a happy teenage girl getting into trouble like teenage girls. But what happens when her mom after two years brings back unexpected guests who have just joined Konoha?

Pinky and the Fish- Kisame and Sakura have one thing they love to do...ANNOY ITACHI!!!

My Parent's Will- In the event of our death our daughter, Ino will go to live with her Uncle Deidara… Incest!!!! (VERY PERVERTED!!!)

My Best Friend's Brother is a Criminal- The new Tsuchikage invited Tsunade and her guards to come to Iwa but what happens when this Tsuchikage's brother and his friends attack? Read and find out!

Just Another Love Story- Sakura's in love with Deidara. He and the rest of the Akatsuki drug her and kidnap her. What will happen when she wakes up? (Very perverted…masochism and sadism!!!)

Grounded for Life- My version of Grounded for Life from ABC with Naruto characters. (Having trouble writing)

My Savior, My Danna- Sakura's the only survivor..."Please...please help me, sir." and her life is slowly fading. (Only lines that could be thought of perverted if read by a perv)

Baby Sakura- Deidara's a girl. Sasori married Deidara. They had a child. What happens when S-class criminals raise a rebellious girl? (Just cute!!!!)

OK! If you participate you have a shot at being in the story that I'm posting next!!! All you have to do is fill this out.

Name:(make it Japanese)

Gender:(self explanatory)

Age: (try and be a teenager- 30s…but you can be as old as you want)

Relation:(to a character…Like in Baby Sakura it could be babysitter…sibling…parent…optional)

Status:(missing Nin…Konoha Nin…Akatsuki…ECT… You don't even have to be a ninja if you don't want to)

Hair Color/Style: (you can have anything, even highlights…Mohawks…)

Special Ability: (optional)

Bloodline Limit: (optional)

Weapons:(optional)

Past:(optional…make it something exciting, depressing, or just plain eye catching)

P.S. I'll put your pin name in my ending note and remember whatever story you choose make an OC character based on what you know on that story!! I'll make it fit even if the story you voted for wasn't chosen I'll make your character work in my other plots!!! The most interesting one…particularly on the past part but it doesn't have to be if you don't put a past…will be chosen. I will only choose a character from someone who voted for a story!!!

Just remember!!! I WON'T update until that Sunday because I can't bring the computer!!! Besides I'll be out from dusk till dawn!!!! See ya then!!!