Toying With her

Ch. 6

Sakura poked her big belly and sighed. She's been so bored lately and Sasori wouldn't have sex with her because he was afraid he'd hurt the child. Che…Pansy.

"Danna!" Sakura whined, loudly. He came into the room with bags under his eyes.

"Yes, my love?" Sasori asked, tired.

"I want pickles, ham, and yogurt flavored dip!" Sakura said and he sighed. (AN: Yogurt flavored dip is a funny joke we have at lunch because that's what it says on Ariel's lunch. Not yogurt…yogurt flavoreddip…Gross)

"I'll go to the store and get them for you," Sasori said as he left his wife. Taking care of a pregnant woman was VERY hard…

Sasori came back and gave her the food. Her eyes lit up when he gave them to her and she instantly started to chow down.

"Like it, blossom?" Sasori asked. "How's your pregnancy?" Sasori asked and she looked at him. He didn't recognize the look in her eyes.

"I've been on this bed for four months!" Sakura whined.

"Yes, I know but soon you'll be a mother," Sasori tried to encourage her.

"But I hate waiting!" Sakura whined.

"I'm rubbing off on you, aren't I?" Sasori asked.

"Maybe…" Sakura said as she finished off her meal.

"Do you want a bath?" Sasori asked.

"I want to cuddle," Sakura said. Sasori got on the bed and put her between his legs. She turned around slightly and hugged him around the waste.

"Oh, Sakura, remember you're birthday was a few moths ago?" Sasori asked.

"It was?" Sakura asked and then it dawned on her that it was. "Oh, it was!"

"Yes, you were a bit too…moody so I couldn't give you your present," Sasori said.

"Why are you waiting until now?" Sakura asked.

"It never seemed like the right time. You're hormonal and I've been too tired. You're up almost all night and want me to do things for you at four in the morning," Sasori said and she smiled sheepishly.

"Um…I love you?" Sakura said and he gave her a look.

"I'm not making midnight trips to the grocery store for you after the baby's born," Sasori said.

"No, after that you'll have to wake up at midnight for the baby," Sakura replied, smirking.

"But I can't breast feed it," Sasori said, giving his own smirk. Sakura was about to reply when she put her hand on her stomach. Sasori thought she was having another miscarriage before she spoke.

"It's kicking! Sasori-danna, can you feel it?" Sakura asked as she put his hand on her stomach. He smiled and nodded. Konan came in at that time smirking.

"OK! Who wants to know the sex of the baby?" she cheered. Sasori and Sakura exchanged glances and decided that they REALLY wanted to know.

"Tell us!" Sakura said, happily.

"OK…they're twins! One's a boy and one's a girl!" Konan said and Sakura's eyes got wide and she hugged Sasori tightly.

"We're going to have twins!" Sakura cheered. He hugged Sakura tightly.

"Now…do you want your present while you're happy?" Sasori asked and she rapidly nodded her head.

Sasori picked her up bridal style and carried her out of the room. She held onto his neck for extra support. He opened a door she hadn't entered before which is surprising seeing as she's been there for a long time. It was dark. Sasori flipped a switch and Sakura gasped It was beautiful!

There were cherry blossom petals all over the room. There was this beautifully made bed. Its backboard was in the shape of a heart while carved into it was 'I love you, Sakura, my beautiful angel from heaven, my puppet with no strings attached. Love, your puppet master and loving husband, Sasori.' Sakura was touched and was amazed he had the time to make the headboard and carve letters into it. The bed had red sheets on it. The bed itself was in the shape of a heart as well and had cherry blossoms all over it to make it look romantic.

In the corner was a doll…he made it out of wood this time. It looked exactly how Sasori pictured Sakura. Not how she looked on the outside but how he saw her. She could tell. She could feel the love he had when making the doll. She was beautiful. She looked like a goddess. She was wearing a white flowing sun dress and a halo made of flowers. She had this beautiful smile on her face…the one Sakura had when she saw Sasori… It was amazing. Sakura felt liking crying out in joy.

"Thank you, Danna. It's beautiful," Sakura said with tears in her eyes as she hugged him tighter. He wiped the tears from her eyes and smiled.

"You're welcome. Now…do you want some romantic sex?" Sasori asked.

"But you were afraid you'd hurt the baby," Sakura said blankly.

"They'll have to deal with it. This is me showing affection for my wife," Sasori said as he led her to the bed…

"Thank you, Sasori-danna," Sakura said after they were finished. He smirked at her.

"Happy late birthday, my love," Sasori said as he nuzzled her neck. She closed her eyes and gave him more access. "We should stop this," Sasori mumbled against her skin.

"Why?" Sakura groaned in disappointment.

"Because you need a shower," Sasori replied.

"And that turns you off?" Sakura scoffed. Hormones on the rage.

"No, sweetheart. I didn't mean it that way," Sasori said as he gently bit her neck. "You know I like it dirty."

"Then why do you want me to take a shower?" Sakura asked. She was SO getting turned off with this whole shower fight.

"Sakura, when was the last time you had enough energy to take a shower?" Sasori asked.

"Um…a few days ago," Sakura answered, shifted her eyes to the wall.

"Uh-huh, and do you want to go the rest of your pregnancy without a shower?" Sasori asked.

"Yes."

"Well, I won't have that." Sakura whined and he gave her a look.

She shut up and let him put a robe on her and take her to their bathroom. He then proceeded to take her robe off and sat her in the bathtub. She was muttering things under her breath and Sasori ignored it. He turned the water on and Sakura flinched at the coldness of the water. He quickly adjusted the temperature and Sakura relaxed.

"I'm fat," Sakura suddenly said. Sasori looked her in the eyes to see if she was serious.

"No, you're not. You're pregnant and you look beautiful," Sasori said, kissing her quickly on the lips. He lathered her hair and gently massaged her scalp making her sigh in contentment.

"Do you think we'll be good parents?" Sakura suddenly asked. Sasori paused for a moment and then kept lathering her hair.

"Yes, why wouldn't we be?" Sasori asked.

"We live with criminals, no offense," Sakura said.

"We are criminals, honey," Sasori said.

"Yes, but Hidan cusses. Deidara blows things up. Kakazu needs anger management and is too stingy when it comes to money and would probably bite our kids' heads off. Itachi is scary and would probably put our kids through mental torture. Kisame would scare them by being sadistic and Leader-sama hates kids!" Sakura said, exasperated.

"And?" Sasori asked.

"I do NOT want our children to be exposed to that! They might get bad manners!" Sakura said.

"Well, we're their parents and can correct their bad behavior," Sasori said.

"But they'll think we're hypocrites," Sakura said.

"Not when they're young. When they're teenagers, maybe but not so soon," Sasori said as he started to wash her body, taking extra care around her stomach.

"I just want them to be well behaved, you understand, don't you?" Sakura asked.

"Of course and I know we'll be able to, my love," Sasori agreed.

Sasori finished bathing her and then he gently dried her off. He went back to their room and found her favorite pajamas. It may be three in the afternoon but all Sakura was going to do was sleep so why put her in clothes? He helped dress her and then he took her to their bed and laid her down. She yawned.

"Sleep well," Sasori whispered to her. She nodded while covering some more yawns.

"I love you, Danna," Sakura said as she rolled over and fell asleep. Sasori covered her with the blankets and quietly left the room.

Sasori walked out of the room and walked to the living room where everyone was watching MAD TV. It was at a part where these preachers were singing a song that was a remix to the song "Hot in Herre" by Nelly. The preachers were damn child molesters…They were showing it to! The kids were all in corners of the room looking scared as the preachers kept repeating "I wanna take your clothes off." Disgusting…

"Hey, Danna, yeah!" Deidara said as he leaned back in the chair he was sitting in.

"Hey, why are you all watching this? It's disturbing," Sasori said. They all looked at him weirdly.

"I guess…the thought of you having kids on the way has changed your view on things like this…yeah," Deidara stated, shocked.

"True and when they're born they are never going to watch MAD TV," Sasori said.

"Reasonable, yeah," Deidara agreed.

"What about Adult Swim? Family Guy? Those kind of shows?" Kisame asked.

"Did you get the idea I'd say no when you said 'Adult Swim?' I mean, it basically says it's for adults," Sasori asked.

"I dunno. Maybe you'd let them," Kisame said shrugging.

"So…you're gonna be a strict father, yeah?" Deidara asked. Sasori stared at him.

"I think he's right. Children need boundaries and he's setting them," Konan said.

"Danna!" a scream came from down the hall. Sasori sighed. Deidara smirked.

"Sounds like someone wants to talk to you, yeah," Deidara said.

"Shove it," Sasori said as he got up and went back to his wife. "Yes, sweetheart?" Sasori asked, his voice going from the angry and annoyed person he was with Deidara to a very sweet and kind voice.

"My stomach hurts really bad!" Sakura said, holding her stomach.

"Badly," Sasori corrected.

"Of course! As long as I have good grammar!" Sakura replied, sarcastically.

"Where does it hurt?" Sasori asked as he walked closer and gently touched her stomach.

"Here," Sakura said, holding her stomach.

"It's probably false labor, honey. Just take deep breaths," Sasori instructed as she complied. Her grip on her stomach slowly loosened until she let go completely. Sasori grabbed her glass of water from the night stand and let her drink some of it. "Better?" Sasori asked.

"Yeah…thanks," Sakura replied. Then she had an urge, "Danna, I have to go to the bathroom," Sakura replied quite calmly.

Sasori picked her up without a second thought and took her to the bathroom. Sakura gave him a look that meant she wanted him out so he left and waited outside of the bathroom door. He heard the toilet flush and the sink water runnin. After that he went in and quickly picked her up since she was standing. He gave her an annoyed look.

"No walking or standing, Sakura," Sasori stated. She looked down at her stomach. He was mad. That was one of the only times he used her name…other than that event a few months ago but that was in the past and he had good reason.

"Sorry, Sasori-danna," Sakura apologized.

"It's fine but don't let it happen again," Sasori said as he laid her down on their bed.

"Danna, we should talk about baby names," Sakura said. He thought for a second as he covered her up and sat on the edge of the bed.

"Let's make a deal, OK?" Sasori asked. She nodded. "You pick our boy's name and I'll pick the girl's but nothing sissy," Sasori said. She nodded. He kissed her on the cheek. "You should sleep. It's nine at night," Sasori said. She started to loudly protest.

"Danna! I wanna stay up!" Sakura whined, loudly. He rubbed his temples.

"Sakura," Sasori said softly. She didn't hear him or wasn't listening because she kept complaining. "Sakura," Sasori tried again. Same response. "SAKURA KAY HARUNO!" Sasori yelled. She instantly became quiet and stared at him with a shocked expression on her face. Ooh…the power of using the full name. "Go to sleep," Sasori said quietly. She listened this time.

Sakura woke up the next morning and needed to throw up. She grabbed the trashcan that Sasori had conveniently put next to her after she fell asleep. After her throw up fest, she felt an arm go around her waist and she looked to the side to see Sasori on the bed smiling at her.

"How do you feel?" Sasori asked.

"Like I want to get them out of my stomach," Sakura said. He was about to correct her and say that they weren't actually in her stomach but her uterus but thought better of it.

"In five short months," Sasori said. She smiled and cuddled up next to him.

"Think. Of. A. Name." Sakura said, poking his chest with each word.

"Hai, hai. Do you have anything?" Sasori asked.

"No, I went to sleep after that conversation," Sakura said, glaring at him.

"Well think of something," Sasori said, kissing her lightly on the lips.

Something that starts with an S?

That sounds good to me! What do you have?

I'm thinking! Senri?

Nah…um…Shin?

No…Shirou?

NO! How about…

Senri.

PERFECT!

"Sasori-danna?" Sakura asked. She looked at Sasori who was looking intently at her.

"Yes?" Sasori asked.

"Um…I think I have a name," Sakura said timidly. He smiled.

"What?" Sasori asked.

"Senri," Sakura replied.

"Perfect," Sasori agreed.

"Just what I was thinking," Sakura said as she got on top of him and started to kiss him with want and need. Sasori grabbed her arms and stopped her. "What?" Sakura whined.

"You need to just take it easy," Sasori said.

"I HAVE BEEN TAKING IT EASY!!! EXCUSE ME IF I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY HUSBAND!" Sakura yelled as she started to cry.

"OK, OK! Don't cry! Please! I'm sorry!" Sasori said as he brought her to his chest and gently rocked her back and forth. Eventually her sobs got quieter and she calmed down in her husbands arms.

"I'm sorry. I'm just so emotional lately," Sakura said, quietly.

"Don't be. I've thought of a name for the baby, my love," Sasori said. Sakura looked up at him.

"What?" Sakura asked.

"Shizu," Sasori stated and she smiled at him.

"I like that. I like that a lot," Sakura agreed.

"Good. Then we've got the names for them. Now what?" Sasori asked.

"Buy baby furniture," Sakura stated, blankly.

How'd you guys like it? This chapter took me a long time to write because I was having too much fun with my friend to finish writing this story! She turned me on to The Beatles! We watched Across the Universe, Red Eye, An All American Haunting, and Speak. So I didn't have any time to write! Love you all!!!