Toying With Her

Ch. 7

5 months. She is now five months pregnant and is hating every moment of it. Sasori-s not too thrilled either. There are the cravings, mood swings, no sex rule she came up with, and much more.

Sasori already bought all of the furniture but very little needed clothes for his kids. Kakazu was fuming at the prices of baby furniture and absolutely refused to buy a lot of clothes just so the babies would grow up and never touch the clothes again, mumbling words of hate throughout the whole process.

"Danna!" Sakura cried.

"Yes, sweet-" Sasori stopped mid sentence. She was actually crying. "Sakura, what's wrong?" Sasori asked like the concerned husband he was. He sat down on the bed and massaged her upper thigh.

"I'm scared," Sakura admitted, shyly. God, that was hard for her to say.

"Scared? Sweetie, there's nothing to fear. I'm right beside you. One hundred percent," Sasori said, trying to comfort his distraught wife.

"But…But what if I'm not a good mother? And what about the birth? It's scary! I'll have to push the baby out of my vagina!" Sakura cried harder.

"Sakura, I'll help you. You're not on your own, you know," Sasori said as he kissed Sakura passionately.

"Thank you," Sakura whispered as she laid down and went to sleep.

8 Months into Pregnancy

"Uh-oh," Sakura whispered. Sakura took in a deep breath and screamed, "DANNA!"

"Sasori-danna, I think you're wife needs you, yeah," Deidara said.

"I'm not going back there unless you come too," Sasori said, having enough of his wife's ridiculous wants.

"DANNA, MY WATER JUST BROKE!!!!!!" Sasori's eyes widened.

"Oh boy…" Sasori mumbled.

"Can I come, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"If you can deliver a baby," Sasori said.

"Why can't Konan do it, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"She's with Leader-sama in Amegakure," Sasori said.

"Right. Let's go deliver some babies, yeah!!!" Deidara cheered.

"You just want to see my wife's vagina," Sasori mumbled.

"So? If I deliver the babies how wrong is that?" Deidara mumbled.

"Let's just go," Sasori growled out as they went as fast as they could back to Sasori and Sakura's bedroom.

"DANNA!" Sakura yelled again. Sasori was by her side instantly.

"Calm down, my love," Sasori said. She grabbed his hand and squeezed with all her might as another contraction came.

"Um…don't mean to be a bother but she's wearing pants, yeah. How do I deliver the babies like that?" Deidara asked. Sasori glared at him.

"Take them off," Sasori said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Deidara nodded and took off Sakura's pajama pants and underwear, getting ready to catch the baby.

"Um…I think she's crowning, yeah," Deidara pointed out as he looked at her vagina which didn't look that appealing at the moment.

"Did you hear that, sweetie? You're crowning," Sasori said and she smiled at him even though the pain was unbearable. Sakura screamed, loudly.

"Sasori, it hurts too much!" Sakura yelled.

"Sh…we're almost there. Deidara, can she push yet?" Sasori asked.

"Yes, Sakura-chan. I need you to give a really big push, yeah," Deidara directed.

Sakura pushed and screamed at the same time. This was definitely an experience she didn't want to repeat any time soon. Deidara was now holding a baby. He took some scissors and cut the unbiblical cord. Then he wrapped the baby in the closest thing he could find, Sasori's T-shirt.

"This one's a boy, yeah," Deidara said as he handed Sasori the baby to hold. Sasori had to hold the baby with one hand and hold his wife's hand with the other. A very challenging feat.

"One more, princess. You can do it," Sasori said, trying to sooth his wife.

"OK…1…2…3…Push!" Deidara said as Sakura did. Moments later Deidara was holding another crying baby. He cut this one's unbiblical cord and handed it to Sakura in another one of Sasori's T-shirts.

"There's our baby girl," Sasori said. Sakura smiled.

"And our baby boy," Sakura put in.

"Shizu and Senri," Sasori said.

"I love you, Danna," Sakura said as she kissed Sasori.

"And I love you. I love you three," Sasori said. "Now…why won't you get some sleep? I'll put Shizu and Senri in their cribs," Sasori said as he picked Shizu up from Sakura and put them both in their cribs that were at the foot of the bed. Sakura fell asleep right after Sasori took Shizu from her.

"Wow…she was tired, yeah," Deidara pointed out.

"No, really?" Sasori asked sarcastically.

"GUYS! PEIN-KUN AND I ARE BACK!" Konan yelled from the front door. Sasori flinched at her loudness and quickly rushed out to the living room.

"Hey, Konan," he stated.

"Yeah?" Konan asked.

"Could you…oh I don't know, be quieter? I just got my wife and kids to sleep," Sasori stated.

"OK, I'll-" She froze "KIDS?!!? THE BABIES WERE BORN!?!?" Konan was ecstatic.

"Yes, Konan," Sasori stated.

"Well…I WANT TO SEE THEM!!!" Konan yelled.

"Konan, maybe you should just calm down. I'm sure them along with Sakura are asleep," Pein stated. Konan had to agree not just because it was true but also because he was the Leader of the Akatsuki and demanded respect.

"I'm going to go check on Sakura," Sasori said as he went down the hall He gently opened the door to his room and looked in to see Sakura staring at the baby cribs. "Hey, my love," Sasori whispered. She looked over at him and smiled.

"Hey, stranger," Sakura joked. Sasori sat next to her on the bed.

"Do you feel OK?" Sasori asked.

"Fine," Sakura replied.

"How about your vagina?" Sasori asked. Sakura looked at him as though he was stupid.

"Why?" Sakura asked, unsurely.

"Well…I want to see if it's ready to be put back to work," Sasori said.

"You mean sex, don't you?" Sakura asked staring at him blankly.

"To put it bluntly, yes," Sasori said and she sighed. She hit him in the chest playfully.

"You nimrod. We have fragile minds in the room. They don't need to hear anything about their parents' sex lives," Sakura said and he chuckled.

"I love you," Sasori said, kissing her on the temple.

"No, you love my vagina," Sakura corrected giving a playful smirk.

"So you do have a sense of humor," Sasori said.

"Of course, I just thought you didn't," Sakura said as she hugged him and pulled him on top of her.

"Careful," he warned.

"I love you," Sakura said as she pulled him closer and kissed him. Then one of the babies started crying. Sakura groaned in frustration. "Perfect timing," Sakura mumbled as she got up and picked up Shizu. "Sh…Shizu-chan, it's OK."

Sakura sighed as she sat down on the bed and started to breast feed her daughter.

"Mou…it feels weird," Sakura complained.

"Well, I can't do it," Sasori replied.

"Gee thanks…" Sakura said.

"You're welcome," Sasori said. Shizu announced that she was done so Sakura put her back in her crib and sat down on her bed.

"Hey, yeah," Deidara said to Konan.

"Hey," Konan said.

"Going to check on Sakura-chan too, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Yep," Deidara said as they were about to knock on the door.

"HARDER! Oh, God, that feels good."

"Uh…was that Sakura-chan, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"I think…"

"Do that again…up a little."

"Are their newborns still in there?" Konan asked.

"Yes…"

Konan and Deidara took a deep breath and shut their eyes as they opened the door.

"STOP!" they screamed in unison. They opened their eyes and looked at a wide eyed Sakura and Sasori.

Sakura was sitting in between Sasori's legs, both of them fully clothed. Sasori's hands were on her shoulders but froze when Konan and Deidara came in.

"Err…what were you two doing?" Konan asked, unsurely.

"He was massaging my shoulders because they hurt," Sakura replied. Deidara and Konan felt really stupid at that moment.

"Um…we'll come back later," Deidara said as they both left the room.

"That was…" Sakura said, at a loss for words.

"Weird," Sasori finished for her.

Sorry it's a little short but I just wanted to get this chapter up so you guys would be satisfied!!!