Disclaimer: Watanuki and Doumeki belong to CLAMP as do everyone else for HOLiC and the Tsbuasa group do aswell.

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"Why do I have to be your partner?!" As normal Watanuki was paired with Doumeki. Of course they didn't choose the pairs Yuuko did.

"Oi…Keep it down…" Doumeki called back to his very upset team-mate.

"I could be with Himawari-chan but noooo I get stuck with him!" The disgruntled teen muttered to himself.

The two had been walking down the same corridor without turning for atleast 20 minutes. Yuuko had arranged plans for directions and maybe even why everyone was paired with who they were with. Watanuki seemed to remember a ninja complaining about the pairs and how he got stuck with an idiot.

Doumeki was a fair bit in front ignoring all the comments his partner came up with.

"Moron…" The voice called out…a bit too late though.

"Ow!" Watanuki had walked straight into a pole. "What's a pole doing in a house?" Watanuki was correct after all how many houses have giant lamp post poles in the middle of a hallway?

"Maybe it's keeping the roof up…" The taller of the two spoke whilst he checked the pole for damage.

"Sure. Hang on! Why are you checking the pole for damage?! It did more to me than I did to it!" Once again the blue eyed teen was having a flip out moment.

"If the pole gets damaged we have to pay for repairs. Of course you can make the payments." Doumeki started walking again before Watanuki could throw a slipper at his head.

"A slipper? Where did that come from?" The dark haired male scratched his head while examining the fluffy pink invader.

"Oi…stop looking at your shoes."

"I'm not looking at my shoes! I don't own pink slippers!" The teen dropped the footwear before storming after the other male.

A yell erupted from what seemed to be the other side of the wall. A bang soon followed it with yet more yelling.

"I guess another team must be having trouble." Doumeki commented as he opened a nearby door.

The shorter of the two screamed when a dress-makers dummy fell out of the room. He didn't just scream he'd also run atleast 10 metres away from the dummy.

"It's a dummy…dummy…"

"I'M NOT A DUMMY!" The teen yelled before a certain pink fluffy slipper hit the back of his head.

"Another slipper…you have a weird taste in shoes…" Doumeki was now looking down at his wimp of a team-mate.

"It's not mine" Watanuki gritted his teeth trying not to yell at the annoying teen opposite him. "Besides how does it hit me in the head then?"

"That could be why…" The teen pointed to the current army of what looked like slippers coming towards them.

"Why me? Why me?" The lanky teen started praying to anything and everything for the army to retreat. Of course that wouldn't happen.

The slippers started closing in on the two. They formed a semi-circle and moved forward slowly until they were in range. Once close enough the army lept up and attacked with…glomps…?

"Get them off me!" Watanuki shrieked as he tried to get free from the fluffy pink-ness.

"Why? You like cute and fluffy…" With that Doumeki carried on his walk down the corridor leaving his team-mate to fend for himself.

"DOUMEKI YOU CREEP!"