A/N: Hello again! I promised quicker updates and so I present the next chapter of Truth or Dare: FullMetal Alchemist! Enjoy!
OI! -glomps Hughes- Sorry...XP
Hughes: There's this stalker guy, who was watching the ep. when Elicia was born that said she cries like a monkey. Can you stab him for me?
Edo-kun: Eh, I don't think you and Roy are exactly an item at the moment.
Havoc: Sorry I was on sugar high...XP
Riza&Fuery: Aw...
Alphonse: OMG, never mind. Guess what? My cat actually chased two dogs out of my yard. A Jack Russel and a Fox Terrier. Now the only problem is, well he do it to the puppy I'm getting?
Scar: ...I dare you...to kiss the next fangirl who happens upon you're path. Sadly not counting me..XP)
SilverCandle: Hm...actually, I would enjoy seeing this Edo-kun being force fed milk from Roy. Can you make this so please? -grabs camera and laughs evilly-
Onna-san
Hughes: -glares murderously- Who said that my precious Elicia was crying like a monkey? –whips out his daggers and waves them threateningly-
Roy: Hughes, please do not kill anyone just because someone said your daughter was a monkey
Hughes: -glares at him- Are you calling her a monkey, Roy Mustang?
Roy: -blinks- Um, no, I never said—
Hughes: -howls- Yes you were! –throws dagger at Roy which misses and chases after him-
-screams of pain are heard in the background-
Sky: …Um, o-kay then…next question…
Ed: SEE WHAT DID I TELL YA?! I DO NOT LIKE ROY MUSTANG BECAUSE HE'S A BASTARD!
Al: You're in denial, aren't you?
Ed: NO I AM NOT!
Al: Sure Ed. Keep telling yourself that
Ed: -TT-
Havoc: So are you saying that you wanted me to kiss the colonel because you were high on sugar? That's just great. Another RoyxHavoc obsessed sugar-high fangirl… just what we all need
Fuery: -blushes- Um…thank you?
Riza: -smiles-
Al: HOORAY FOR THE KITTY! And if the puppy's not mean, then don't be mean back to him…or her. Yeah. GO KITTY! FIGHT!
Ed: …
Scar: …Must I?
Sky: Yes. Yes, you should.
Scar: -growls and goes outside, standing around bored-
Random Scar fangirl: -walks up to him- Hello Mr. Scar. I just read one of Across the Sky's stories and you have a dare for kissing a fangirl. Can you kiss me? –obvious Mary Sue-
Scar: -glares and kisses her- -then throws her against the wall and blows her apart using his arm- I will never do that again. You cannot make me.
Sky: -reads next question and grins evilly- Of course I will oblige. Oh, Edo-kun… -sing song voice-
Ed: -jumps and looks around fearfully-
Sky: Come here.
Ed: -walks towards her and places his hands on his hips- What do you want? Are you going to torture me again?
Sky: -grabs him and pushes him towards Roy who has mysteriously recovered from Hughes's attack- Here ya go, Roy!
Roy: Eh…what do I do with him?
Sky: Force-feed him milk, duh
Roy: -looks disgusted-
Ed: WHAT?! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO POUR THAT GROSS OPAQUE LIQUID DOWN MY THROAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS OF MILK?!
Sky: -ignores him- You'd better do it…or else…
Roy: -looks apprehensive- Or else what?
Sky: You don't want to know
Roy: -pales and pours a gallon of milk down Ed's throat-
Sky: -is recording it for blackmail while grinning evilly-
Greed-I dare you to make out with Alphons and ask him on a date
Envy-Why the hell do you hate Ed so much?
Winry-go jump off a cliff
Roy-Are you realted to Sasuke Uchiha, and I dare you to do the same with Ed
Ed- Are you related to Krad Hikari, Momigi Somma, or Joey Wheeler, they look a lot like you. If you are, I think you got Joey's share of the brains
Senectrix
Greed: Who the hell is Alphons?
Al: He is my double from the other side of the gate
Greed: You're joking right?
Al: No. Why?
Greed: I was just wondering if you were sane. Still, who the hell is this Alphons person?!
Alphons: That's me
Greed: -jumps- Oh. Well. It seems that I must make out with you and ask you out
Alphons: -innocently- "Make out"? What's that?
Greed: Are you kidding me?
Alphons: No…
Greed: -sighs- Here, I'll show you. –kisses him- Now…would you like to be my boyfriend?
Alphons: -blushes- Um…sure…okay… -is still confused-
Envy: I HATE EDWARD ELRIC BECAUSE HE'S THE SON OF MY BASTARD FATHER AND THEY SHARE THE SAME BLOOD! WHY THE (CENSORED) DO YOU THINK I HATE HIM, HUH, YOU MORTAL?! I WANT TO KILL THEM BOTH AND THEN STAB THEM AND THEN SHOOT THEM AND THEN—
Sky: Envy, shut up. You don't want him to rant all day. Now…next question!
Winry: Eeeh? Why should I jump off a cliff?
Sky: Because no one likes you and you're better off dead
Winry: -starts crying- B-but—
Sky: GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ALREADY AND DIE! YOU'LL BE DOING EVERYONE A FAVOR!
Winry: -walks to the edge of a cliff and jumps- -screams on the way down-
Sky: Sheesh. Okay, next question!
Roy: Um…who is this Sasuke Uchiha person?
Sky: Someone from another manga/anime
Roy: What's "manga"?
Sky: I'm not going to explain. Just answer the question!
Roy: Uh, well, if I don't know the person then I can't really say—
Sky: -dangles a picture in front of him-
Roy: -stares and starts to drool- Oooh, who is that sexy beast?
Sky: O.O…I'm starting to really question your sanity, Roy Mustang…
Ed: ROY! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Roy: -blinks and realizes that he is there- H-huh? No I'm not!
Ed: YES YOU ARE! I CAN TELL! YOU'RE STRIPPING HIM AND RAPING HIM WITH YOUR EYES! OH I PITY THE PERSON YOU CHOOSE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! –runs off crying-
Roy: No Ed! Come back! –runs after him-
Sky: …Well. That was weird...
Riza: Well, I will forget that I have just seen that and we will proceed to the next question…Edward?
Al: He ran off. I wonder why…?
Riza: …You don't want to know.
Al: …?
Riza: Will you fill in for your brother?
Al: -blinks- O-oh, sure! –reads question- Eh…who are these people? And how could they look like nii-san? And are you trying to say that nii-san's dumb?
Sky: They're from different mangas/animes, Al. And no, I am not going to explain…not after what happened with your brother and Roy… -shudders-
Al: -looks cutely confused-
Sky: And yes, now that you mention it they do look a little like Ed.
Al: …?
Sky: NO I AM NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN AGAIN OR I WILL TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!
I love this story! Please make more:D
(I always feel so embarrassed to comment, for some reason...)
Okay... cracks knuckles
Envy - I dare you to turn into a cat and run up the nearest tree.
Ed - I dare you to run up the tree Envy went into and save him/her, and then date him/her. :3
Al - I dare you to marry Winry, Havoc, and the homunculus that is closest to you in the room. And then file a divorce five minutes later, and forget what happened. :)
Scar - I dare you to kiss Kimbly. laughs evilly
Author - I dare you to read the FMA manga (it separates from the anime around volume 7/8, during the "Greed Arc", but it's still different before then)!!
laughs evilly again
(... you don't have to though, it's just a suggestion...)
By the way, the one story that I've uploaded so far is a VERY BAD manga-based yaoi fic, and it's very lame, and you shouldn't read it, or you will surely die of it's lameness. And that would be bad. :(
Ruinedshadows
Envy: And why should I turn into a cat?
Sky: Because the reader wants it and I want to see it, Envy. Welcome my fellow EnvyxEd fangirl!
Envy: …
Sky: Do it! NOW OR DIE!
Envy: -transforms into a cat and hides in a nearby tree shivering-
Ed: Do I have to rescue him? I would just love to leave him up there…
Sky: DO IT OR ELSE I WILL MAKE ROY FORCE-FEED YOU MILK AGAIN!
Ed: NO THE MILK! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME! THE HORROR!
Sky: Then do it already!
Ed: -climbs up the tree and carries the Envy-cat back down- -stands back- Okay, Envy. I have to date you.
Envy: Fine.
Ed: …Why are you just agreeing?
Envy: -shrugs- Dunno.
Ed: …
Al: I have to marry three people at once?
Sky: Yes.
Al: -shrugs and asks Winry, Havoc, and Lust to marry him-
-five minutes later-
Al: -hands Sky a divorce form and then blinks- What was I just doing?
Sky: You don't want to know, Al…it's just better for you to forget
Al: …?
Sky: QUIT IT WITH THAT DAMN LOOK! JUST FORGET ALREADY!
Al: Forget what?
Sky: Forget that—oh, never mind…
Al: …?
Silver candle: STOP THAT!
Scar: Why am I always the victim?
Riza: I would do it if I were you
Scar: -looks at her confusedly and walks over to Kimbley to kiss him-
Sky: Hm. Looks like I have a dare. Oh yes, I have actually read all the current manga volumes and I can see how it differs from the anime. Which is why I want to see how both end, though I already know how the anime series end. But don't call your fic lame unless you definitely know it is…even though I think my EnvyxEd series is lame and hardly gets any reviews…Oh well, I'll still finish it
Ed: I dare you to smack Roy's . MUHAHAHA!
Al: Make Ed drink milk.
Roy: Jump Ed.
Envy: Join Ed and Roy.
Greed & Kimbley: Make out.
Hughes: Since you're so good at it, take pictures of everything. xD
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Ed: Smack Roy's what?
Sky: -whispers the answer in his ear-
Ed: -makes a disgusted face- Are you kidding?
Sky: Nope.
Ed: -mumbles to himself and wanders over to Roy and smacks his ass-
Al: -reads the next question- Oooh, should I?
Ed: Should you what? What's your question? –is suddenly alarmed-
Al: -doesn't answer and instead pours another gallon of milk down Ed's throat-
Roy: … -looks at next question- Jump Edward? You mean like…beating him up?
Envy: -grins evilly and cracks knuckles- Oh, I would love to join you in that.
Roy: Maybe…maybe it's kissing him…
Sky: Make up your damn mind!
Roy: -whines- I can't!
Sky: Colonel Useless
Roy: -whimpers pathetically-
Sky: Next question!
Envy: Well, how can I join them if I don't know what they're doing?
Sky: …I don't know. Just…um…never mind! Next question!
Greed: Why the hell should I kiss Kimbley?!
Kimbley: Aw, don't you like me anymore?
Greed: -blushes- Fine. –makes out with him-
Hughes: -squeals and runs around taking pictures blinding everyone after reading his question- I'm so glad you asked me!
I... Can't breathe... Laughing too hard... -Deep breath- Huh. Well... That was great! XD And, I've got other dares!
-Roy: go around and scream you changed your surname to Colonel Useless -smirks-.
-Winry: hit your own head with a wrench for every time you did it to Ed.
-Al: take care of my old, fat, ugly cat for a week. I can't stand him . .
-Scar: publicly admit that your god doesn't exist.
-Breda: don't eat anything containing sugar for a week.
-Envy: shape-shift into a happy little fairy with a frilly dress, wings, and long blonde hair, then go around hitting people's heads with your big shiny pink wand.
... I have a strange feeling the FMA crew will hate me after this. Kisses to everyone (except Winry)... and Roy, Ed, get togheter already!
SteelRose Alchemist
Roy: I should WHAT?!
Ed: Yeah, that would be his proper name!
Roy: Hey!
Riza: I agree.
Havoc, Breda, Falman & Fuery: -nods and grins evilly-
Roy: …Fine. –goes to the office and informs them that he is to be called Colonel Useless- You just ruined my reputation, you realize
All: Of course
Roy: -TT-
Winry: HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE ME?! And…must I? –glances at wrench-
Sky: DO IT!
Winry: -hits herself with the wrench about ten times before knocking herself unconscious-
Al: But all kitties are cute and cuddly! I would love to take care of him! May I see a picture?!
Scar: What is with all this abuse?
Sky: Oh, it just means that the readers love you. Now do it
Scar: -goes outside and grabs a random microphone- My god, the holy Ishbalan God, does not exist. –comes back inside- Well, now I will be an outcast among my fellow Ishbalans…
Sky: Yep!
Scar: …And you're happy about that?
Sky: Mm...maybe! -smiles-
Breda: -reads his question and is horrified- No! I must have the sugar! That's part of my diet!
Sky: -turns to him- It's your dare so you have to do it!
Breda: -whimpers-
Sky: All right then, next question!
Envy: WTF? 'Into a happy little fairy'?! Are you (censored) kidding me?!
Sky: You don't want to know what I'll do to you if you don't do this…do you want to know the consequences?
Envy: -pales and shakes head quickly- -shapeshifts into fairy and flies around with an evil grin hitting people's heads with his wand- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ed: NO WE WILL NOT GET TOGETHER! WE HATE EACH OTHER! WE DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER! WE NEVER DID!
Roy; Aw, don't you love me anymore, Edo-kun?
Ed: -blushes and doesn't answer-
OMG this is funny!
To Ed: Don't kill me cause I said that! hugs him Will you come ballroom dancing with me a nd my BFF please?!
Al: Do you want a baby kitten its all tiny and cute and needs a home?
Winry: I'm a fan if chu! ILY!
Chibi-Elric-Chan
Ed: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU UNTIL YOU REGRET THAT YOU SAID THAT! AND NO I WILL NOT DANCE WITH YOU! I DON'T DANCE!
Roy: Are you saying that because you don't know how to dance?
Ed: …Um, no…it's just…I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN DANCE!
Roy: So you can't dance…what a shame
Ed: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID YOU BASTARD?!
Roy: -ignores- Come on, Ed, I'll show you how
Ed: KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU JERK!
Roy: -starts crying- Aw, Ed, that's so mean of you…all I wanted to do was help…
Ed: -is speechless-
Al: Yes of course I would love to have the kitty!
Ed: -doesn't react from his statement and is still staring at Roy-
Al: …Eh, um, nii-san…? C-can I have the kitty?
Ed: -still doesn't answer-
Al: -smiles- Okay, I guess that's a yes then! Hooray!
Winry: Yay another fan! Wh00t! …And um…what did you say…?
I dare Envy to hug hohenheim.
I dare Ed to drink a whole gallon of milk.Every last drop.
I dare Al to hang out with dogs for a whole day.
I dare Roy to go a day without any formalities.
I dare Riza to have someone lock up all her guns and said person who hides Riza's gun can't tell her where they are.
I dare Hughes to go a day without showing someone a picture of Elycia,saying Elycias name,or even refering to Elycia.
I dare Gluttony to go a day without eating anything.
I dare Izumi to endure insults and not be able to inflict pain upon anyone in anyway whatsoever.
And I dare Winry to make out with Al.
CharmedFullMetalAvatar
Envy: Must I? –glares at Hohenheim-
Sky: Yes, you should.
Envy: -shudders and reluctantly hugs Hohenheim-
Ed: WHY MUST YOU TORTUE ME SO MUCH WITH THAT DAMN MILK?!
Sky: Because we all love you, Edo-kun
Ed: -glares and begins to drink milk-
Al: Oh! Um…yay? I mean…will the doggies be nice…?
Roy: Go a day without formalities, eh? I can do that. Edward. Riza. Jean. Fuery—
Sky: And you just lost!
Roy: H-huh? (censored)! Stupid (censored) mouth!
Riza: -glares at nearest person who just happens to be Wrath- You. Hide my guns.
Wrath: -blinks- Why?
Riza: Because.
Wrath: But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Riza: -death glare-
Wrath: Eeep! –runs off to hide her guns-
Hughes: W-what?! But how can I go a day without saying my precious—
Sky: Don't say the name!
Hughes: -whimpers-
Gluttony: -stares off into space after Lust reads his question for him- Food…
Izumi: I guess I could try. –cracks her knuckles and places hands on hips-
Winry: Finally someone who doesn't want to kill me! And…I have to make out with Al…for the price…? Huh. Okay, then. –shrugs and goes over to Al- -kisses him-
This is fun! I dare Roy to wear make up and heels for a week and say "I'm a pretty lady!". D
OH! And Ed I love you! You're so cool!
gothictombraider13
Roy: MAKE-UP?! You want me to wear (censored) make-up?!
Riza: Sir, please watch your language
Roy: -growls- Fine, I'll do it. –applies make-up and pretends to be a girl- I'm a pretty lady! Oh yes I am! I make the boys all want to go out with me! –sings off key and very badly-
Ed: …That is so wrong…I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life…
Al: Same here…
Ed: -reads question- Yes! Finally someone who doesn't want me and Roy to get together! Wh00t!
Al: You know, by next chapter s/he might want you to…
Ed: …Damn.
(laughs loudly) man... that was soo priceless... (grins evilly)
Here you go, more dares!
To Hughes: I dare you to rip a picture of Elicia. To pieces.
To Roy: I dare you to go and say that you're the most useless colonel in the whole wide world!
To Ed: Thanks for not killing me! but I dare you to drink a bucket of milk every five minutes until the end of this chapter!
To Roy: And I think Ed and Roy are cute together! (Goes fangirl like) So... I dare you to ask Ed out on a date, take him to most romantic restaurant in the whole city, and propose to him, then get married shortly after. No killing anybody!
See you later!
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Hughes: -stares in shock with mouth hanging open- W-what…? B-but I would never do that…my precious Elicia…
Roy: -evil grin- Oh I would love to see this
Sky: -glares at Hughes and points at the threatening gallon of milk-
Hughes: -gulps and takes out a photo- I'm so sorry Elicia-chan… -tears the picture and starts crying-
Roy: -reads next question- WHAT? WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT?! I ALREADY JUST CHANGED MY DAMN SURNAME TO COLONEL USELESS! WHY MUST YOU TORTUE ME SO?!
Ed: Oh just do it already. Sheesh.
Roy: -bows head and mumbles something-
Sky: Can't hear you!
Roy: -mumbles something a little louder-
Sky: -grins evilly- Still can't hear you!
Roy: I SAID I WAS THE MOST USELESS COLONEL IN THE WORLD, OKAY?!
Ed: I still might kill you if you don't stop giving me these damn dares…
Sky: Now Edward be nice
Ed: -growls-
Sky: -in a threatening voice while pointing towards the milk again- Do it. Now.
Ed: -pales- F-fine. –drinks a gallon of milk and makes a disgusted face-
Roy: Really? Do you think so? –goes over to Ed- Hey, Ed, my dare says that I have to ask you out on a date…would you like to come with me tonight to a romantic restaurant?
Ed: -blushes- Do I have to?
Sky: You have 2.5 minutes left until you have to drink another gallon of milk, so I would do it if I were you
Ed: -blanches- Fine, whatever! –goes with Roy to romantic restaurant-
Sky: We'll do a special sneak peek next chapter, okay? That way we'll all know what will happen… -evil grin- Ed! Cue next drinking of the milk!
Ed: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
A/N: Yay I am very happy that we have had so many dares this chapter! This fic will be mostly dares but questions are welcome too! See you next chapter!