A/N: I'm sorry if this is late, but please know that I am extremely thankful to have this many reviews!
ROFL!! This is too funny!! Anyway...dares!! Bwahahaha!
Al: Let go of all your kittens and don't save one!! (Srry, it had to be done. I'm kinda evil)
Roy: Make out with Ed and don't complain. (Oh yeah, I noticed how u were drooling over Sasuke. BACK OFF! HE'S ONE OF MINE!! Besides, your better off with Ed)
Ed: Put your hair down and dress like a school girl for the whole chapter!!
Riza: Place your guns down and don't touch or use them at all!!
That's all I can think of. Please put them in!!
Al: W-what? B-but…
Ed: Yes! Finally! –is covered with a scratches and bites from the kitties- Take those little beasts away! –a cat looks at him and then bites him on his hand- Ow! (censored)! Get back here you little bastard! –chases after cat-
Al: O.O… -starts crying when he remembers his dare- O…okay then. –gathers all of the little kitties and places them gently on the side of the street- Goodbye little kitties. I'll never forget you…
Sky: Next question…is for Roy!
Roy: He's one of yours? Do I want to know what that means? And I have to make out with Ed? –looks at Ed who is now being chased by the kitten still left behind- All right then. –grabs Ed as he runs past him and kisses him-
-five minutes later-
Ed: -pushes away from Roy- I can't believe I just did that…with that bastard colonel of all people…
Roy: Hey, I'm right here you know!
Ed: Don't care. –reads next question- Hey, why the hell should I dress like a girl?!
Sky: -shrugs- You should do it…because you look like one with your hair down
Ed: -glares and then sighs- -dresses like a school girl and lets his hair down-
All (men): -whistle and many pictures are taken-
Ed: -blushes and pulls at the miniskirt he is wearing- This is going to ruin me for life, I just know it…
Al: -having just gotten back from giving away his kitties- O.O…B-brother…why are you dressed like a girl?!
Ed: -runs away crying- I don't know anymore! I'm going to die of humiliation! Waah!
Al: …
Riza: Again with hiding the guns. Wrath hid the guns remember?
Wrath: Here I am!
Riza: …
Wrath: Did someone say something about a gun? –takes out Riza's gun and looks at it curiously- -accidentally shoots Envy- Ooops.
Riza: -sweatdrop- I know I'm not supposed to use them, but I really want to shoot someone now…
Wrath: Miss Riza…? Why are you talking to yourself?
Riza: -glares-
Wrath: -runs away scared with her gun-
Riza: Get back here!
I dare all of the cast to slowly and painfully rip Envy apart limb by limb.
I dare Al to go a whole week without saying anything nice.
I dare Edward to Endure a ton of short comments and not make a comment on any of them.
I dare Roy mustang to ask Riza Hawkeye out on a date.And to continue asking until she agrees.
I dare Rose to make out furiously with Edward for a whole 5 minutes.
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All: -evil grin-
Envy: O.O
Sky: -sits down and grabs popcorn to watch-
Envy: Um…a little help…?
Sky: Nope! Sorry Envy!
Envy: -glances nervously at the others who are holding pitchforks and sharp pointy objects- B-but…
Izumi, Ed, Roy & Wrath: -grab him and drags him over to the others-
-screams of pain are heard-
Sky: -grin-
Al: O.O –reads his question- A week without saying anything nice? But…how can I do that?
Sky: Do it. Now.
Al: Um, okay. –Greed walks by him and bumps into him- Hey! Watch where you're going, jerk!
Greed: -turns and stares at him- Alphonse…? Aren't those the words that I normally hear out of your brother's mouth…?
Al: -TT-
Ed: Short comments?! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M SHORT YOU—
Sky: The dare!
Ed: -glares- Fine. –goes all day being called short- I reeeeeeeeeeeeally want to murder someone now
Roy: That's Edward Elric for you…always resort to violence, don't you?
Ed: -glares-
Sky: Next!
Roy: -reads his question and grins seductively- Oh really?
Sky: Be careful she doesn't shoot you
Roy: Thanks for the tip. –goes over to Riza and asks her out-
Riza: No, sir.
Roy: -blinks and asks her again-
Riza: I SAID NO, DAMMIT!
Sky: What's the next question? We should do it while they're arguing…
Roy: But Riza…
Riza: NO! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! MY ANSWER IS FINAL!!
Roy: -TT-
Rose: Thank you for giving me a dare. But I really don't think I should go near Edward right now…
Sky: I would do it if I were you. Maybe some snogging might cheer him up
Rose: Snogging?
Sky: -blinks- NOOOOOOOO! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE HARRY QUOTES! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SEEING THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE THREE TIMES! GAH!
Rose: …
Ed: Did someone say my name?
Rose: -jumps- Oh, yes. –goes over to him and kisses him-
-five minutes later-
Ed: -pulls away- Wow.
Rose: -smiles-
Roy: ED! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Ed: THAT'S MY LINE!
Roy: Well…NOT ANYMORE!
Rose: …
I read this at about 1.30 in the morning o.o. It does strange things to my brain, so I apologize for any stupid error and/or craziness!
-Edo: If you don't love Roy, then why did you run away crying when he drooled on Sasuke's photo?
-Roy: Okay, sorry for calling you useless. -grins- guess what? I want yaoi, AGAIN. Go and make us fellow RoyEd fangirls proud!
-Lust: What hair products do you use? I want 'em too, my hair sucks!
-Breda: -pats his head- I was evil last time, here! -throws donut at him-
-Hughes: Follow Roy and Ed during their date, and take photos!
-Al: -shows photo of a fat, black and white cat- Here it is. It's mean to me and always plays with my Ed plushie! I can't stand the stupid thing! TAKE IT! -snorts-
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Ed: Um…because…I DON'T KNOW! –TT-
Roy: So…you don't love me?
Ed: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I DO!
Roy: -TT-
Ed: -blinks and looks guilty- -walks over to Roy and hugs him-
Sky: -evil grin- -takes picture for blackmail-
Roy: Thank you! I told you I'm not useless! And…what's yaoi?
Sky: -sniggers- I don't think you want to know, Mr. Mustang…
Roy: -pales- Why? Is it some sort of disease? An epidemic? A company? Please tell me!
Sky: -ignores and points towards Lust- You have a question.
Lust: Hair products? Well…I'm not sure if I should reveal that to you
Envy: Why? Is it some sort of homunculus secret?
Lust: Of course. –glances at him- Though you need some rather desperately
Envy: Hey!
Wrath: That's true!
Sloth: I must say I agree.
Envy: -TT-
Breda: -scrambles after doughnut- FOOD! –laughs crazily- MINE!
Hughes: -grins evilly after reading his question- Will do!
Roy: Date? What date? With Ed?
Ed: Why the hell would I go on a date with you?
Roy: Now, Edward, that's not nice.
Hughes: You two are a couple…you just don't want to admit it. Just go on a date and you'll see.
Roy & Ed: -glares-
Al: -eyes sparkle- Oh he's so cute! Can I really have it?!
Ed: No you can't Alphonse Elric!
Al: -TT- B-but…
Ed: No!
Al: Ed, you're so mean! You're not even human! –runs away crying-
Ed: Al, no! Come back! –chases after him-
All: …
o mi flapjacks!
Ed & Roy: can u just shut up for once and confess ur luv for each other!?
Al: my cat Marshmellow is lonly can u take him for the summer??
Winry: can u stay away from Ed and just go die?!
Envy: Dont even think about trying to rape poor edo!
thanx! X EmoNekoNinja
Ed: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER! AND THAT'S FINAL!
Roy: But…I love you…
Ed: -head/wall- DO YOU EVER AGREE WITH ME, YOU BASTARD?!
Roy: -TT-
Ed: -glares and then sighs- Fine. I love you, too.
Roy: -kisses him-
Al: … -reads his question- Oh! Yes, can I, please please please?! –looks at Ed who is now making out with Roy- I guess I can because brother hasn't protested yet! Yay!
Winry: But…we're like…best friends…why the hell should I stay away from him?! Besides, he loves me
Al: Um, actually Winry… -points towards the still kissing new couple Roy & Ed-
Winry: EDWARD ELRIC ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Ed: -ignores-
Envy: -reads his question- Eh…why would I rape the Fullmetal pipsqueak? Well, now that you mention it, I think I'll do that…
Ed: -pulls away from Roy and transmutes his arm into a blade- Say that again, Envy…I dare you
Envy: What? That I'll rape you, shrimp?
Ed: -howls and chases after him- GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU (censored) ASSHOLE!!
All: …
OMFG! This is almost to freaking funny! Now on with the dares,
Ed; Give Roy roses and chocolate, then kiss the next two guys (on the lips) who say evan one word to you.
Riza; Shoot a gun at Roy for the next hour and see if he gets hit.
Al; Go beat up Roy for three min. after Riza is finished shooting.
heh heh heh...
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Ed: -smiles and gives Roy the roses and chocolate- Here ya go. –wanders around-
Al: Hey, nii-san, can I-?
Ed: -kisses him-
Al: -pulls away and stares blankly at his brother- You know…that actually felt kind of nice…
Sky: Ha! Elricest moment!
Al: O.O…b-but he stole my first kiss…
Ed: I did WHAT?!
Sky: Now go kiss another guy, Ed.
Ed: Do I have to?
Sky: Yes. Or the milk will be forced down your throat again
Ed: O.O –walks over to Havoc and Fuery- Hey, guys
Havoc: Oh hey, chief. How is-?
Ed: -kisses him and then runs back over to Roy-
Havoc: -stares in confusion and disbelief-
Sky: All right then, what's the next question? Riza! Your turn!
Riza: Oh? –grins evilly- I'm going to enjoy this…
Roy: O.O
Riza: -shoots him-
-an hour later-
Riza: -smirks and puts her gun away-
Al: I-I have to beat him up? B-but why?
Sky: Do it! Or I'll make you force-feed Ed milk!
Al: -gulps and walks over to Roy- -starts to beat him up-
Ed: …What is this world coming to?
Great job, this is so funny.
Ed; I dare you to spend all your money on Roy
Winry; Go jump off a cliff and then stab yourself
Al; I don't have a dare but can I hug you?
Wrath; I dare you to go without sugar for a week
That's all for now. But I'll be back for more
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Ed: -smiles- Okay. I can do that.
Winry: Ed, why are you cheating on me?! I thought you loved me!
Ed: Well, I don't, Win. I have never liked you that way. I love Roy
Winry: -raises wrench threateningly-
Ed: O.O –hides behind Roy- P-please don't hurt me
Roy: -shakes head- Miss Rockbell, you do realize that you have a dare, right?
Winry: Oh? –reads it- WHAT?! AGAIN WITH ME COMMITING SUICIDE! WHAT THE (censored) HELL?!
Sky: Watch your language! And no one likes you anyway ('cept my sister), so as I said before you'll be doing everyone a favor if you just die and stay dead!
Winry: -TT- -jumps off a cliff and stabs herself-
Sky: Finally. Hey Al, you have a question.
Al: Oh…um…okay? –hugs Edwin Atticus-
Wrath: NO I MUST HAVE THE SUGAR! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT!
Sky: Well, you have to because you have a dare
Wrath: -TT-
-one week later-
Wrath: -is now skin and bones- Sugar…
Sky: O.O…Well, if I knew you would end up like this I wouldn't have let you do this dare…and, um, here… -throws him a chocolate bar-
Wrath: -chases after it- CHOCOLATE! MINE!
Sky: …
I'm back:D
Envy - I dare you to get married to Ed. :3
Ed - I dare you to be Envy's slave-wife for fifteen torturous minutes, and only after those fifteen minutes may you get a divorce (if you so chose).
Roy - Are you a virgin? (that's the stupidest question on the planet, I know, but I still wanted to ask it anyway)
Winry - I dare you to marry Al (again), because you look good together. :3
Al - Your poor, poor, legal status... I dare you to run for president of the US. I'd vote for you. (hugs)
Author - A few things...
A, You have no idea how badly my story stinks. The characters are OOC (they haven't even MET each other), and the only reason I wrote it was because I was bored. NYAR. (flees off to the corner of woe)
B, And you pwn. Have the pwnsomeness trophy:D (hands over the pwnsomeness trophy, WHICH GLEAMS AND SPARKLES LIKE ARMSTRONG'S MUSCLES.)
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Envy: WHAT?! Why the (censored) hell should I get married to that pipsqueak?!
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL--!
Roy: -grabs and kisses him- You just have to act the part, Edward. Don't be so difficult
Ed: But I like being difficult…
Roy: -rolls eyes-
Ed: -glares at Envy and starts to clean up after the sin-
-fifteen minutes later-
Ed: CAN I GET A DIVORCE NOW?!
Sky: -shakes head- Uh, yeah, you can.
Envy: You're so mean, pipsqueak
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL YOU WOULD MISTAKE HIM AS A FIRST GRADER?!
Envy: Your words not mine.
Roy: -shakes head and reads his question- Am I a virgin? Uh…well…
Ed: You're hesitating! Why the hell are you hesitating?!
Roy: …Because…I'm not…a…virgin?
Ed: DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!
Roy: No, of course I didn't! This was before you and I were together! So that doesn't count!
Ed: -TT-
Winry: Finally a question that doesn't involve a bloody death. And yes, I will marry Al.
Al: O.O…R-run for president? Should I?
Sky: Just try it. –reads question- Oh? The characters are OOC…yeah, that's a case in my stories too…and sometimes I write stories out of sheer boredom…and thank you.
Yay! I'm having so much fun!
Ed since I like you I decided to help you out. I dare you to milk a cow and force feed Roy that exact milk!MWAHAHAHAHA! I love torturing pretty boys!
Roy I dare you to eat a 12 gallon bucket of mustard in ten minutes...with your hands tied behind your back!
Winry I really hate you cuz you hurt Ed! Me hate you! Hate hate hate! So I dare you to sit in a bathtub full of water and drop a toaster that is still connected to the outlet in it!
Remember Edward Rox!
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Ed: O.O
Roy: What the hell?!
Ed: -evil grin- Oh I'm going to like this…
Roy: O.O
Ed: -glances at cow and milks it- C'mere Roy. –grabs Roy and pours milk down his throat- NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS OF THAT BLASTED MILK?!
Roy: -recovers from the milk attack and reads next question- Again: WHAT-THE-HELL?!
Sky: Oh just do it already.
Roy: And if I refuse?
Sky: Useless
Roy: -TT- I'm not useless…!
Sky: -singsong- Roy Mustang is useless! Roy Mustang is Colonel Useless!
Roy: -TT- F-fine, I'll do it. –glances at mustard and eats it with hands tied behind back-
-ten minutes later-
Roy: …Ew.
Ed: O.O
Winry: EXCUSE ME?! TELL ME WHY THE HELL I SHOULD DO THAT!
Ed: 'Cause no one likes you anymore…
Winry: Ed!
Ed: Well, it's true
Winry: -TT- -takes a bath and a toaster is dropped- -screams bloody murder-
Ed: YOUR SE MEAN TO ROY! He was trying to help. I still love you and you don't have to get together with roy you know! Fangirls just love it!
Winry: ILYI love you (not like that as a friend)
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Ed: I know I was, and I apologize for that.
Roy: You apologize?
Ed: Uh…yes?
Roy: O.O…That's a shock
Ed: Hey!
Roy: Well it is.
Ed: …
Winry: -having mysteriously come back to life- Thanks!
Ok. I had enough of torturing Ed... So, this time, I'll give dares to other people! (smiles very VERY evilly)(clears throat)
To Winry: I dare you to go and take every single automail that you ever made (that can still be found) and.. and...SMASH THEM TO PIECES! Then, commit suicide. I'm sorry, I'm trying... but I can't help but HATE you! .
To Fuery: Why are you so cute? (pinches Fuery's cheek) I almost feel sorry for giving this dare T-T... ALMOST.(grins) I dare you go to Havoc and make out with him, tell him that he's sexy and date him... then dump him and go to the South.
To Al: I wont even ask how you got that tutu to fit you after all those years... I dare you to find Alphons and make out with him. Hehehe... I like weird pairings, I know!
To Roy: I dare you to announce your lover to everyone via the PA system. And it
better not be some random girl... (darkly) or else... And before any of you ask, yes, I'm a RoyEd fangirl.
Be truthful!
To Scar: I dare you to take of your clothes and sit in front of Central Headquarters for an hour. No Clothes! At all!
To Ed: Sorry about my last two dares for you... I can't resist... It's so much fun!
:D Still, sorry. Will you ever forgive me? (sobs) will you? (Eyes full of tears)
Well, thats all! Enjoy your dares! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Winry: Nooooooooooooooooooo! –TT- -gathers all of her automail and smashes them- -then commits suicide-
Sky: …Well…that didn't take too long…she didn't even protest…
Ed: Yeah…for once.
Fuery: Eh, um, thank…you? –goes over to Havoc and makes out with him- Now we're through. –packs and moves to the South-
Havoc: What just happened?
All: …
Al: I make out with Alphons-san?
Alphons: Someone say my name?
Al: -grabs him and makes out with him-
Ed: O.O
Roy: Will do! –grabs the P.A.- My lover is…Edward Elric! –starts laughing crazily- He belongs to me!
Ed: O.O…I don't know him…get me out of here...
Scar: …Excuse me?
Sky: Do it already! I want to see this!
Scar: … -takes off all clothes and sits in front of Central Headquarters-
All: …
Ed: Thank you! And if you never dare me to do something stupid again, then I might forgive you…
mwahaahhahahahha im back baby!
1. ed i dare you to use this alphonse size mallet and smack roy into the ground.
2.roy i dare you to interupt one of king bradlys meetings and annouce your useless then shove a 5 no 10 no 20 sticks of dynamite up your but and have light all 20 sticks at the same time.
al... dont do a thing... have a kitty and if ed says no then say (bite my shiny metal )hahahahahhahahahahahahha im EVIL
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Roy: O.O
Ed: Eeeh? Why would I do that?
Sky: Well, unless you want to force down milk down your or Roy's throat then I suggest you do it
Ed: O.O –grabs mallet and smacks Roy- Sorry.
Roy: -appears suddenly in one of the Fuhrer's meetings and stands- I'm useless! Just thought you ought to know… -shoves the sticks of dynamite up his butt and they are lit- -blows up into the sky-
Ed: …
Al: Thank you for the kitty!
I love this story so far! Keep it up and I have a few dares.
Ed: Lock yourself in a room full of Roy fangirls.
Roy:Lock yourself in a room full of Ed fangirls.
Havoc: Go a day without that stick of tabacco(sp?)
Riza: Read a Royai fic.
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Ed: O.O
Roy: …
Sky: Well, are you going to do it or what?
Ed & Roy: … -locks themselves in their rooms and then screams are heard-
Sky: -laughs evilly-
Havoc: But…! I can't go one minute without my cigarette!
Fuery: But you should do it…
Breda: Yeah. Or Sky will do something to you
Havoc: O.O –throws away his tobacco-
-one hour later-
Havoc: -is as pale as a ghost- Tobacco…
Riza: -walks into the room and glances at him- Oh my god! Second lieutenant?!
Havoc: Yeah?
Riza: Why the hell do you look like that?
Havoc: Because of my dare
Riza: …Well, it's not healthy for you to smoke anyway…
Havoc: -TT-
Havoc: Ack! No! I'm not a HavocRoy fan! -faints-
Edo: If you had this apprentice named Hazel, who lost her brother and was planning on bringing him back to life and you found out what would you do?
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Havoc: Thank you! Me and the colonel don't click together as well as him and the chief
Ed: I would tell her that it was wrong of course. But I wouldn't tell her wht happened when we or Sensei tried…
Izumi: Good. Because if you said something different then I would punish you –cracks knuckles threateningly-
Ed: O.O
A/N: Thank you so much for all the reviews! I hope that we could possibly get some questions but also dares next chapter! See you then!