A/N: I am so sorry that this is so late! I was pet-sitting a beagle for two weeks and then I went on an eleven day vacation (that involved camping, mission work, and a cruise to the Bahamas). I would like to thank everyone who reviewed last chapter and have stuck with this story this far, because I honestly did not think it would be this popular. And now…onto the chapter!
Yeah I have one thing to say to Al and that is well...blushes you are the most sweetest, cutest, hottest, caringest, awesomest, guy I have ever met, and I SERIOUSLY love you...blushes more and nearly faints
P.S. Oh and I also dare you to stop making out with any other guy, cause...um ew-.- AND I ALSO HAPPEN TO LIKE WINRY BY THE WAY! SHE'S AWESOME, AND NEEDS TO BE TREATED WITH MORE RESPECT CAUSE IN THE SERIES SHE'S MORE SMARTER THAN THAT!
Darkalchemist409
Al: -blushes- Eh, um…t-thank you?
Ed: -evil smirk- Looks like you got yourself a girlfriend…
Al: -blush darkens-
Ed: Good work!
Al: …
Ed: Hey wait a second! Have you been making out with guys Alphonse?! …Or is that me? –mumbles- Yeah, maybe it's me…because I kissed Roy…Al…Havoc… -counts on fingers-
Winry: Thank you! See?! I AM awesome, aren't I?!
Sky: -gags-
Non-Winry fans: -glares bloody murder and waves pitchforks in her direction-
Winry: O.O
Meow...
i dare Ed and Roy to get married but Ed has to were the dress THEN poor Ed will be raped by Envy with roy tied up and forced to watch THEN somhow Roy gets free and Flames the hell out of Envy with his gloves and saves Edo THEN Hugs him and says it will be all right...
Author: is this to much?? if it is srry! TT.TT
EmoNekoNinja
Ed, Roy & Envy: O.O
Sky: -evil grin- It's nothing I can't handle! All right then! –claps hands- Let's do it!
Roy: Do what?
Sky: What the hell do you think?
Roy: …Oh.
Ed & Envy: -sweatdrop-
Sky: -shakes head- Now…BEGIN!
Al: -smirks- -is dressed like a priest- I never thought that I would be the one to wed you two, brother…you sure this can't be real?
Ed: Oh, shut up. –is dressed in a white dress with a veil-
Al: Okay then. You may now kiss the bride. And when you do that, you can go away now and leave me alone. –locks himself in his bedroom-
Ed: …?
Envy: -jumps out and tackles him- -laughs crazily- I've caught you my precious Hagane no chibi!
Ed: WHOTHEHELLAREYOUCALLINGSOSMALLYOUWANTOCRUNCHHIMLIKEANANT?!
Envy: That wasn't as explosively creative as usual, chibi-chan. Are you losing your touch?
Ed: SHUTTHEHELLUP!
Envy: Why are you talking like that?
Ed: H-huh? Oh…um…I don't know…just…LEAVE ME ALONE! –goes to cry in a corner-
Envy: …
Sky: Will you just get on with it already?
Envy: -grabs Edo and rapes him- Now what do I do?
Sky: Do it again!
Envy: Um, why…?
Sky: Because Roy wasn't watching, duh!
Envy: …
Sky: -ties Roy to a chair-
Envy: -rapes Edo again-
Roy: Nooooooooooo! Ed! I'll save you! –tries to free himself but ends up falling to the ground-
Sky: -rolls eyes- Not exactly the hero I was expecting him to be…
Roy: Oh, shut up. –frees him and sends flame in Envy's direction-
Envy: Ow! That hurt, you (censored) bastard!
Roy: Do I look like I care?
Envy: -mumbles something and slinks away-
Roy: -grins and hugs Edo- It'll be all right…I'm here…
Sky: -is taping it for blackmail-
I dare Armstrong to give Ed an atomic wedgie.
I dare Roy to ask Riza out.
I dare Riza to accept.
I dare Al to verbaly abuse Ed.
I dare Scar to be locked in a room full of state alchemists and not be able
to harm any of them.
I dare Izumi to severly harm Wrath.(nothing against you Wrath)
I dare ughes to let Roy burn one of his pictures of Elycia.
And I dare everyone to severly harm Envy,Dante and Shou Tucker.
CharmedFullMetalAvatar
Ed: O.O
Armstrong: Why, of course! The atomic wedgie technique has been passed through the Armstrong family for generations! –grabs Ed and gives him one-
Ed: -is crying silently and screaming inwardly-
Roy: … -reads his question and smirks- Riza…will you go out with me?
Riza: -glances at him before reading her question- Yes, sir. But only this one time, do you understand?
Roy: -nods quickly-
Al: Um…why…?
Sky: Do you want to be force-fed milk that badly?
Al: O.O…Um, not really…
Sky: Then do it, okay?
Al: … -turns to Ed- Brother, you're a know-it-all pipsqueak, a jerk… -goes on-
All: O.O
Scar: Excuse me?
Sky: You read correctly. –shoves him in the room and locks the door-
Scar: -glares murderously at the state alchemists-
Random state alchemists: O.O
Izumi: Well, unless he's done something I can't forgive, I'm afraid that I—
Wrath: Um…Mommy…I, uh, broke your vase…
Izumi: WHAT?! –severely beats him up-
Wrath: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hughes: -holds picture protectively to his chest and eyes Roy warily- Why the hell should I?
Roy: -evil smirk- Stop being such a baby. –grabs picture and burns it-
Hughes: -TT-
Envy, Dante & Shou Tucker: O.O
All: -evil grin-
-screams of pain are heard once more-
Me again! Sorry about the dare, Ed, I'll give you something nice this time. I hope the fangirls didn't hurt you. Onto the dares.
1)Ed: beat up Roy all you like.
2)Breda: Do your impression of Major Armstrong in front of Major Armstrong
3)Hughes:Torture everyone with talk of Elysia.
KantanaWarrior45
Ed: Well, of course they hurt me dammit! They made me take my clothes off!
Roy: Tough luck pipsqueak
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE HIM FOR A NAKED BABY IF HE TOOK HIS CLOTHES OFF?!
Roy: I never said that, shrimp
Ed: WHO THE HELL--!
Sky: Ed! You have a dare!
Ed: Huh? –reads his question and smirks evilly-
Roy: Why am I getting a bad feeling about this?
Ed: Wh00t! –beats Roy up-
Roy: What did I ever do to deserve this? –TT-
Breda: Ah, an impression of Major Armstrong… -puts on fake mustache and the attachable sparkles- Being annoying is a technique that has been handed down the Armstrong family for generations!
Armstrong: …
Sky: If there was a scary costume contest, I think Breda would win
All: -nods-
Hughes: -evil grin- Will do!
Oh yes! My first time actually reviewing for a story like this! Okay here I go!
To roy: I dare you to marry ed right now! you two belong together forever! (Yes I am a proud ROYxED fangirl!)
To AL: I dare you to kick the next cat/ kitten you see!
To Envy: I dare you to...to... CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR! -laughs evily-
And finally To Ed: Im gonna be nice no dare for you ed! I'm a fan, and therefore have no desire to put you in any bad situation. Like drinking milk. In my opinion your one of the best anime characters ever!
roy: your on the list to!
Oh and before I forget! Silver Candle! GREAT JOB! gives cookie
Well bye bye for now!
Akira-sensei
Roy: Does it count if I'm already married to him…?
Ed: -nods-
Sky: I guess…
Al: -reads his question- K-kick the kitties…? B-but…I could never…
Sky: You have to do it, you know…
Al: -TT- -walks around and kicks every single cat in Central-
Envy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Why the (censored) hell should I cut off my hair?!
Sky: -sneaks up behind him and cuts off his hair while he's ranting- -walks away whistling innocently-
Ed & Roy: Thanks!
Sky: Thank you very much! –smiles- Yay, cookie!
wow really long last time!
Roy: whats your favorite pairing? Besides you and Ed!
Chibi-Elric-Chan
Roy: Hm…what's my favorite pairing? Let's see…
Ed: Roy! Are you cheating on me again?!
Roy: No of course not!
Ed: Yes you are! You were just about to confess your love for another person! Who is it?! –dark voice-
Roy: But I didn't even say anything!
Ed: -runs away crying- Waaaaaaaaaaaah, Roy doesn't like me anymore!
Roy: No, Ed, wait!
Sky: Smooth, Roy…smooth
Roy: -TT- Shut up
Sky: So what's your favorite pairing?
Roy: -looks around apprehensively- -whispers- I guess Royai…
Ed: WHAT?!
Roy: -whimpers- Why me?
Hahahahaha! I'm back with a new name! If you have no idea who I am I was gothictombraider13 okay! Sorry just feeling a little shouty today.
Ed:How can you eat so much and not look fat? Where do you put it all?
Roy: I dare you to dye your hair bright pink,wear tights, a leather sleeveless shirt,a scarf, and talk like a cheerleader for the rest of this chapter! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Winry:I dare you to shave your head,dress like a boy, and try hitting on Roy.
Riza: I like your hair how did you get to look like that?
Scar: I dare you to become an Alchemist! And no you can't kill anyone there or yourself.
Al: I dare you to kick every cat you have!
Lust: I dare you to shave your head as well and not wear makeup for the rest of your life!
Well that's all I have...for now! ha ha ha ha ha...HA! Also remeber Ed rox and Winry sux!
lou garou
Ed: -shifty eyes- Um…because I work out a lot…you know…
Roy: -TT- What is with all of this abuse? –dies hair pink and puts on cheerleader outfit- Like, omg, does this, like, make me, like, look, like, fat?
Ed: Oh...wow...what...the...hell? -mutters- This is going to scar me for life...
Winry: O.O…Excuse me?
Sky: -glares murderously-
Winry: -pales and shaves head, dresses like a boy- Hiya, Roy, you look pretty hot
Ed: -glares- Get away from my Roy! –beats her up- Hey, um, Roy? Why the hell are you dressed like that?
Roy: -TT-
Riza: Thank you. How I did it like this is simple, really… -explains-
Scar: Why am I being abused so? –takes State Alchemist exams- Must I refrain from killing somebody?
Sky: Yes.
Scar: -TT-
All: O.O
Al: B-but I've already done that…!
Sky: Well, do it again!
Al: -TT- -kicks all the cats again-
Lust: -glares but shaves her head- I look like a freak now…
Greed: Well, don't you already?
Lust: -glares bloody murder and stabs him-
Ed: Thanks! I do rock, don't I?! –arrogant smirk-
Winry: Why?! –TT-
Really good. And funny so far. Now, on with the dares:
Edo-kun: Can I give you a hug?
Silver Candle: Handcuff yourself to Envy for a whole chapter
Roy: Make out with your reflection (Don't even ask)
Lust: Your cool. I love your hair style! I can't do anything mean to you, 'cuz your so cool.
Envy: Proclaim to the world that you are the man-lady of the Homunculi.
Thats all for now. I'll be back later. gives Ed and Roy a kiss on the lips -blush-
The Random Cookie
Ed: Oh! Um…sure… -lets The Random Cookie hug him-
Sky: -evil grin- Will do! –handcuffs self to Envy-
Envy: O.O…Get me out of here…
Roy: Make out with my reflection?
Ed: -evil smirk- This I have to see. –holds up camera-
Roy: -TT- Ed, how could you?
Sky: Do it already!
Roy: -starts to make out with reflection-
Ed: -takes pictures for blackmail-
Lust: Thank you. I am, aren't I? –smirks-
Envy: Isn't this torture enough? –gestures to handcuffs-
Sky: Apparently not.
Envy: -TT- I AM THE MAN-LADY OF THE HOMUNCULI! BEWARE!
All: …
Ed & Roy: -blush-
Haha. The last dare I sent in where Roy jumped Ed was supposed to be them making out. Not fighting. :) More dares!
Scar: Become a State Alchemist.
Riza: Sell all of your guns.
Winry: I don't hate you . . . but I don't like you, either.
Hughes: Take pictures of Ed and Roy making out for me.
Al: Give all of your cats to Envy to take care of for a week.
Gluttony: Go to Weight Watchers.
Lust: Be Wrath's babysitter for a month.
Ellie Evil
Scar: I already am one, so I'm afraid that I cannot do your dare
Riza: WHAT?! Sell my guns?! But…
Roy: Are they really that important to you, chuui?
Riza: -glares- Yes. And plus, they're the only thing that can make you work when you slack off, sir
Roy: … -sweatdrops-
Riza: -sells her guns to the homunculi- I don't know what I can do now to protect anyone now…
Roy: O.O…Y-you mean…
Riza: Yes, sir
Roy: -faints-
Riza: …
Winry: -reads her question- Um…thank you? I guess...
Hughes: -laughs crazily- Of course!
Roy & Ed: …
Hughes: You two! Make-out with each other! Now!
Roy & Ed: …?
Hughes: It's part of my dare!
Roy: Oh. I should have known.
Ed: -nods-
Roy: -kisses Ed-
Hughes: -squeals and takes a million pictures-
Al: O.O…B-but…Envy-san…I can't…
Envy: -looks up from torturing a kitten- Someone say my name?
Al: -TT- You have to take care of my cats for a week
Envy: Oh really?
Al: -nods- Just promise me you won't hurt them
Envy: -hides mangled kitten behind him- Whatever gave you that idea?
Al: … -gives him the kittens-
Gluttony: -drool- What's that? Can I eat it?
Wrath: No. You can't.
Lust: -reads her question- Don't I already do that?
Wrath: Do what?
Lust: -rolls eyes and sighs irritably- Baby-sit you, brat
Wrath: -starts to cry- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Auntie Lust called me a brat…!
Lust & Envy: Well, you are one…
Wrath: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Envy: -covers ears with hands- Gah, make him shut the (censored) up!
Lust: Why don't you do that?!
Envy: Isn't that your job?!
Sloth: … -hugs Wrath-
Hi guys! (waves) (cracks knuckles)Here we go... MORE DARES!
To Ed: To you, what does it mean to be shorter than an eight grader? I'm in the eight grade and I'm taller than you! See? It's not a dare. (smiles an angelic smile)
To Winry: I just realized that without you, Ed don't have anyone to fix his automail... But I still hate you!
To Havoc: Go and find Fuery at the South! Don't come back until you find him and bring him back.
To Envy: Change into a brunette girl, wear a girl's school uniform, read girl's magazines and act like a girl until the end of the chapter.
To Roy: Are you really 25? I thought you're older... and btw, you're a pedophile.
To Riza: Treat Ed like he's your son. no guns!
To Fuery: ...CUTE! (hugs you) You are so CUTE! (continues on hugging until Havoc finds Fuery)
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Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE'S SHORTER THAN A FIRST GRADER?!
Roy: That would be you
Ed: -TT- I'm not short...
Winry: Yeah! …And, uh, thanks…I guess?
Havoc: -blinks- Who me? Okay… -goes to the South-
Envy: WHAT?! –pouts- Fine. –transforms into a brunette- OMG, does this, like, make my butt, like, look big?
Roy: I'm 29, actually… And, uh, should I thank you…and should I tak e that as a compliment?
Riza: -smiles- I do that already, don't I?
Ed: Yeah, but you still point your gun at me…
Riza: -glares-
Ed: Eeep! –hides behind Roy-
Fuery: -blush- -is being hugged by girl-13-
Havoc: -suddenly appears and grabs Fuery- -drags him away-
Izumi: ZOMFG! Teach me alchemy! Wait...-looks fearfully at island- Erm...what if I already know the answer to that. Then theres no need for that whole month on an island thing right?
Havoc: -.- NO! Curse you all you people getting me into RoyEd! Though I think Edwin is cuter...I'll leave the tracks and read some RoyEd at ties. -glances guiltily at Edo-
Ed: -pokes- Kay, and if she was five and her other brother tried to use her as material for said Human Transmutation? Would you be very angry?
Alphonse: -hands box of different kitties- I found them in our yard, will you take them? -there are three black ones and two white ones and one that's black and white- There names are Night, Shadow, Theif, Tamaku, Basil, and Colonel Kitty! -cuddles-
Onna-san
Izumi: What does that mean anyway? And if you already know the answer then there is no point!
Havoc: What's RoyEd? You mean the chief and the boss getting together? I guess that's good news…
Ed: Don't poke me! And yes I would be angry- THAT SON OF A (censored) HAS NO RIGHT TO DO THAT! IF I EVER MEET HIM I WILL PERSONALLY KICK HIS (censored) ASS!
Al: Ed, please…no violence…
Ed: -glares- Fine. –crosses arms-
Al: -reads his question- Yay! Kitties!
This is way too funny!! Please plz plz use one of my dares!
Ed: I dare u to wear a tiny tiny pink miniskirt and a white goldish tube top. Tie ur hair in a ponytial and sing 'I'm a barbie girl' in front of everyone. U can complain, but u can't deny it! Then I dare u to grab a hose filled with 5 tons of milk and aim it at Winry. ALso, hit her with as many wrenchse as u want. (see? equivalent exchange!)
Roy: No calling Ed short for a month and kiss Ed again.
Winry: I dare u to read 100 edxroy fanfics oh and go lock urself in a room full of yaoi fangirls. -snickers evilly-
Al: I dare u to chase a cat up a tree
Envy: I dare u to kill Winry and tell us why u wear a miniskirt.
Hope u like these! And PS. GO DIE WINRY!!
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Ed: Excuse me?!
Al: -sniggers- I would love to see this…
Ed: Al!
Roy: As do I.
Ed: -TT- -dresses in outfit and grabs microphone- I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!
Hughes: -takes pictures as blackmail-
Al: Oh, Ed, you have a second part to your dare!
Ed: I do?! –reads it and smiles evilly- I'm so gonna enjoy this… -grabs a hose filled with milk- Oh, Winry!
Winry: Yeah?
Ed: -blasts her with the milk-
Winry: Wah! What the hell, Ed?!
Ed: -evil smile widens and he raises the water pressure before it runs out- -grabs as many wrenches as he can carry and throws them all at Winry- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!!
Roy: Aw…I'm going to miss out on a lot of opportunities then…
Ed: -turns towards him- Huh? What are you talking about?
Roy: -grabs him and kisses him-
Winry: Oh? –reads all the fics- Nooooooo! My eyes! They're burning! Oh the horror! That is so gross! I can't believe that they would do such a thing!!
Sky: -throws her in a room filled with yaoi fangirls and throws away the key-
Winry: -screams in pain-
Al: -chases the cat- No! Kitty-san! Come back! –chases it up the tree and is stuck there-
Envy: -somehow slips into the room Winry's in and kills her- Okay, first thing's first: this is not a miniskirt. It is a short with a skirt on it
Lust: Isn't that the same thing?
Envy: No!
Wrath: Are you sure?
Envy: Yes!
Greed: I still don't believe you- I still think you're a crossdressing palm tree who just happens to be gender-confused
Envy: -TT-
It's so good to come home from Greece and find a new chapter. Now on with the dares!
-Roy: -smirks- if you REALLY want to know what yaoi is, I could tell you. But you have to beg me!
-Riza: -whispers the meaning of yaoi in her ear- tell the colonel only after he's begged me, 'kay?
-Ed: Are YOU a virgin? If not, who was your first time?
-Havoc: You look good with Riza, ask her out.
-Izumi: Teach me alchemy! Pwetty pwease? -puppy eyes-
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Roy: Never! I will never stoop so low!
Riza: -stares in shock- I'm sure you're better off knowing, sir…
Roy: But…I don't like it when people know stuff that I don't… -whines-
Riza: I'm still not telling you, sir
Roy: -TT-
Ed: -blush- I am still a virgin! Why the hell would I--?
Winry: Edward, please do not finish your sentence
Ed: -stares- How do you know what I was going to say?
Winry: I've known you since we were in diapers, remember?
Ed: Oh yeah…
Winry: -sweatdrop-
Ed: But that wasn't a good thing...
Winry: -glares-
Sky: -smacks her-
Havoc: Isn't Riza going out with Fuery? Because if she is and I ask her out, then she would shoot my head off
Riza: Yes, I would –points gun at him-
Havoc: O.O
Izumi: You are the second person to ask me that and the answer is still NO!
oh...Im gonna have fun...
To Edo-I dare you to...(snickers)Make out with Roy for a whole TWO chapters!
To Envy-I swear...I hate you.Dont touch Roy-sans Edo-kun ever again or else I will chop u up into itsy bitzy pecies and then feed you to my dog Minnie.
To Whinry-I dont kno if I spelled ur name right but I dont care I hate you.U look like a who got too much plastic surgery.
To Roysan-Roy-san I dare you to...hmm...I dare you to...marry Ed and never get devoriced.
To Ed-U cant devoriced to Roy-san either!
To Author-Update very soon and when my FMA story comes out read it!
your supa sexy Roy-san/Ed fan,
Melchan13
Ed: -stares- Um…okay… -makes out with Roy-
Envy: But everyone loves me!
Lust: No they don't
Envy: -TT-
Winry: No you didn't spell my name right and I don't appreciate you saying that you don't care! And excuse me for looking like someone who had too much plastic surgery because I never had one and never will!
Wrath: Will someone make her shut up already?
Sky: -throws wrench at Winry and knocks her out-
Roy: -can't answer because he is still making out with Ed-
Hughes: I'm sure he will never divorce Ed because I know they love each other!
Sky: Tell me when you post it and I promise I will!
This is going to be fun...
Ed-Beat up Envy!
Scar-Ask a random fangirl on a date. No killing!
Envy- I can't stand you!! Let Ed beat you up and you can't fight back.
Roy-spend time with Sasuke from Naruto then go to Naruto and Sakura.
Riza-make-out with anyone that says a word to you
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Ed: -breaks away from kissing Roy and grins evilly- Will do! –beats up Envy-
Envy: What the hell did I ever do to you?!
Ed: Oh. I dunno…beat me up and call me small and—
Envy: But that was the fun part!
Ed: WHAT?!
Scar: I ask again…why am I being abused so? –asks random girl out for a date- Are you sure I can't kill her afterward?
Sky: Yes.
Scar: -growls- Fine.
Envy: AGAIN I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED ME BUT I GUESS I THOUGHT WRONG!
Wrath: You're right
Envy: I wasn't asking you, brat!
Wrath: -glares-
Ed: -beats up Envy even more-
Roy: Who…?
Sasuke: Hello
Roy: -drools-
Sasuke: …
Ed: -launches himself onto Roy and starts to beat him up- ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, ROY MUSTANG?!
Sasuke: -slowly backs away-
Riza: -blinks- Must I?
Havoc: Hey, Riza, I—
Riza: -grabs him and makes out with him-
I'm sorry, I can't help but keep writing dares for this story! XD
Okay, here goes...
... Ed - put a basket on your head and jump around like a lunatic yelling "I'm a pretty pony". (Don't ask, that was completely random)
Al - Do whatever you to for the rest of the day, and not care what everyone else says. :3
Winry - Shoot Rose for me. I'd love you forever. :)
Roy - Admit you love Riza!! (I know you do. :3)
Author - you're still completely awesome. X3
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Ed: Excuse me?
Sky: Oh, I can't wait to see this…
Ed: … -puts basket on head and jumps around like a lunatic- I'm a pretty pony! I'M A PRETTY PONY! FEAR ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: …
Al: Okay!
Winry: Who's Rose again?
Rose: That would be me…and I assume that you are Winry?
Winry: Uh, yes… -hides gun behind her back and points it at Rose- Don't move or I will shoot!
Rose: -backs away with hands held up- B-but why on earth…?
Winry: You've been warned! –pulls the trigger- -guns spews out confetti and a sign that says 'haha no ammunition'-
Rose: …
Winry: Dammit! Wrong gun! –pulls out a second gun but this one makes a farting noise- Gah! Dammit, dammit, dammit! Where is that gun?!
Rose: -blinks-
Winry: AHA! -pulls out third gun and pulls the trigger- -the gun releases a dart and it sticks on Rose's forehead- DAMMIT! WHERE IS THAT GUN?!
Rose: -unsticks the dart- …Um, I'll be going now…
Winry: Wait! –pulls out real gun and shoots her- Finally. Took long enough
Sky: Well you know what that just proved? That you were too dumb to check which gun you had on you...
Winry: -glares and points the gun at her- -pulls the trigger but the gun blows up on her-
Roy: -reads question- Well, how about this? I love Ed and I also love Riza…does that count?
Ed: SO YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME, DAMMIT! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! –beats him up-
Roy: -whimpers- Why me?
Sky: Thanks!
A/N: That was fun to write! Thank you again to those who reviewed! See you next chapter!